Crazylikeaseaslug
@crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social
Scottish, pro-EU, pro-Indy, likes movies, good tv, comedy and computer games. Known to some as Smid.
Don't you say bad things about Jesus, he's my third favourite fictional character after Porky Pig and Batman.
Don't you say bad things about Jesus, he's my third favourite fictional character after Porky Pig and Batman.
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Questions none of our lick-spittle press are not asking at the moment:
- When you sue someone you cannot demand a price.
- Where would you sue someone for this?
- On what accusation?
- On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?
- When you sue someone you cannot demand a price.
- Where would you sue someone for this?
- On what accusation?
- On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Questions none of our lick-spittle press are not asking at the moment:
- When you sue someone you cannot demand a price.
- Where would you sue someone for this?
- On what accusation?
- On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?
- When you sue someone you cannot demand a price.
- Where would you sue someone for this?
- On what accusation?
- On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?
According to most uk media, Rachel Reeves is going to tax the air that you breathe and the farts that you make... I've never seen all of them so insane on the subject of what she's going to do.
(fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)
(fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
According to most uk media, Rachel Reeves is going to tax the air that you breathe and the farts that you make... I've never seen all of them so insane on the subject of what she's going to do.
(fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)
(fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)
So, does anyone think it's a good time to restart that Lost Prophets tribute band?
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So, does anyone think it's a good time to restart that Lost Prophets tribute band?
Let's state this now: I'm going to stop cycling, because there is no way I'm going to be on the road with those driver-less fucking cars.
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Let's state this now: I'm going to stop cycling, because there is no way I'm going to be on the road with those driver-less fucking cars.
So moving on from flag rage season, a week and a half we will be in clock rage week, then into poppie rage season, and then into Reeves rage season (it's funny that there never was a Hunt/Sunak/Javid/Hammond/Obsbourne rage season, I wonder why that was....)
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
So moving on from flag rage season, a week and a half we will be in clock rage week, then into poppie rage season, and then into Reeves rage season (it's funny that there never was a Hunt/Sunak/Javid/Hammond/Obsbourne rage season, I wonder why that was....)
Somewhere in the Whitehouse an IT guy is being forced at gunpoint to 3d print a "most handsomest president" statue, and spray it gold.
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Somewhere in the Whitehouse an IT guy is being forced at gunpoint to 3d print a "most handsomest president" statue, and spray it gold.
Did it take me till today to notice she was called Bad-Enoch?
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Did it take me till today to notice she was called Bad-Enoch?
"Trump always sounds like a kid giving an oral report on a book he hasn't read" - Mark Hamill.
I doubt Trump has ever given oral.
Except perhaps to his pal Putin.
I doubt Trump has ever given oral.
Except perhaps to his pal Putin.
September 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"Trump always sounds like a kid giving an oral report on a book he hasn't read" - Mark Hamill.
I doubt Trump has ever given oral.
Except perhaps to his pal Putin.
I doubt Trump has ever given oral.
Except perhaps to his pal Putin.
Let's say it. "AI" is shit. It is bad at its job. Been sent on wild goose chases from google directions. It has assumed I had the wrong song name when asking about a song, because there's a similarly named popular one. Now amazon seems to have deployed it. And it's baaadd.
September 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Let's say it. "AI" is shit. It is bad at its job. Been sent on wild goose chases from google directions. It has assumed I had the wrong song name when asking about a song, because there's a similarly named popular one. Now amazon seems to have deployed it. And it's baaadd.
Just a reminder that the economic miracle that Fartrage is seeking is the same as 1970s Spain, a country of poverty and isolation after 50 years of fascism.
September 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Just a reminder that the economic miracle that Fartrage is seeking is the same as 1970s Spain, a country of poverty and isolation after 50 years of fascism.
So what will the international media give credibility to tomorrow with words like "unproven" or "contentious"?
Next up it being "unproven" Donnies Farts cure cancer?
Next up it being "unproven" Donnies Farts cure cancer?
September 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So what will the international media give credibility to tomorrow with words like "unproven" or "contentious"?
Next up it being "unproven" Donnies Farts cure cancer?
Next up it being "unproven" Donnies Farts cure cancer?
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They want you to be obsessed with immigration so you ignore all the other problems.
But all the other problems ARE the problem.
Don't be distracted and let them blind you with hate.
But all the other problems ARE the problem.
Don't be distracted and let them blind you with hate.
September 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
They want you to be obsessed with immigration so you ignore all the other problems.
But all the other problems ARE the problem.
Don't be distracted and let them blind you with hate.
But all the other problems ARE the problem.
Don't be distracted and let them blind you with hate.
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It wasn't all good times in the good old days.
Sometimes you caught syphilis off a twelve year old.
She didn't want to do it at first, but I told her I'd tell her mam if she didn't. So she did.
Donald.
Sometimes you caught syphilis off a twelve year old.
She didn't want to do it at first, but I told her I'd tell her mam if she didn't. So she did.
Donald.
September 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It wasn't all good times in the good old days.
Sometimes you caught syphilis off a twelve year old.
She didn't want to do it at first, but I told her I'd tell her mam if she didn't. So she did.
Donald.
Sometimes you caught syphilis off a twelve year old.
She didn't want to do it at first, but I told her I'd tell her mam if she didn't. So she did.
Donald.
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In recent weeks we've been needing to revisit the phrase "all the president's children".
August 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
In recent weeks we've been needing to revisit the phrase "all the president's children".
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Of the richest 1% in the UK, only 28% of them pay any Income Tax at all.
The richest do not work, they are Billionaires and Landlords and all their wealth is registered in tax havens and all their profits go there.
Stop repeating the lie that the richest pay tax, they don't.
The richest do not work, they are Billionaires and Landlords and all their wealth is registered in tax havens and all their profits go there.
Stop repeating the lie that the richest pay tax, they don't.
July 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Of the richest 1% in the UK, only 28% of them pay any Income Tax at all.
The richest do not work, they are Billionaires and Landlords and all their wealth is registered in tax havens and all their profits go there.
Stop repeating the lie that the richest pay tax, they don't.
The richest do not work, they are Billionaires and Landlords and all their wealth is registered in tax havens and all their profits go there.
Stop repeating the lie that the richest pay tax, they don't.
Having spent an hour in a queue getting into Frankfurt, I curse everyone who voted for brexit with ARSE SPIDERS
July 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Having spent an hour in a queue getting into Frankfurt, I curse everyone who voted for brexit with ARSE SPIDERS
So Trump signed an executive order to cut drug prices?
Signing an executive order is like commanding your farts not to smell.
Signing an executive order is like commanding your farts not to smell.
May 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
So Trump signed an executive order to cut drug prices?
Signing an executive order is like commanding your farts not to smell.
Signing an executive order is like commanding your farts not to smell.
We live in a country where the media is mentally ill. That person has spent the last 100 odd days effectively at economic war with every one of it's recent allies. For the last ten years they've constantly sold the myth of a US trade deal, and absolutely not a slightest chance of that even...
April 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We live in a country where the media is mentally ill. That person has spent the last 100 odd days effectively at economic war with every one of it's recent allies. For the last ten years they've constantly sold the myth of a US trade deal, and absolutely not a slightest chance of that even...
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Things are getting serious down the gym on Easter Friday.
That old white dude has done so much reps of 10kg on the rowing machine that he has to take his puffer jacket off....
That old white dude has done so much reps of 10kg on the rowing machine that he has to take his puffer jacket off....
April 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Things are getting serious down the gym on Easter Friday.
That old white dude has done so much reps of 10kg on the rowing machine that he has to take his puffer jacket off....
That old white dude has done so much reps of 10kg on the rowing machine that he has to take his puffer jacket off....
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Is there anything at all honest about Tesla?
It seems Tesla is detecting vehicles that may have problems, and artificially running their odometers faster so the warranty expires before they have to do any service
Just incredible grift
Just incredible grift
April 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Is there anything at all honest about Tesla?
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Have any of this lot recanted and issued a full-throated apology yet?
List of UK politicians/political figures who have declared support for Trump:
• Boris Johnson
• Liz Truss
• Suella Braverman
• Andrea Jenkyns
• Jacob Rees-Mogg
• Nigel Farage
• Lord Frost
• John Hayes
• Robert Jenrick
• Sammy Wilson
• Ian Paisley
• Jake Berry
• Kwasi Kwarteng
• Tim Montgomerie
• Boris Johnson
• Liz Truss
• Suella Braverman
• Andrea Jenkyns
• Jacob Rees-Mogg
• Nigel Farage
• Lord Frost
• John Hayes
• Robert Jenrick
• Sammy Wilson
• Ian Paisley
• Jake Berry
• Kwasi Kwarteng
• Tim Montgomerie
April 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Have any of this lot recanted and issued a full-throated apology yet?
Today is international "Men making international womens day somehow all about them" day.
March 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Today is international "Men making international womens day somehow all about them" day.
At was absolutely no surprise that the "wonderful support" that Boris Johnson offered the Ukraine did not stand up to his toadying to Trump trying to destroy them.
The man always has been a nonsense spouting blowhard, telling every good news while doing nothing.
I never believed him anyway.
The man always has been a nonsense spouting blowhard, telling every good news while doing nothing.
I never believed him anyway.
February 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
At was absolutely no surprise that the "wonderful support" that Boris Johnson offered the Ukraine did not stand up to his toadying to Trump trying to destroy them.
The man always has been a nonsense spouting blowhard, telling every good news while doing nothing.
I never believed him anyway.
The man always has been a nonsense spouting blowhard, telling every good news while doing nothing.
I never believed him anyway.