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· Jan 29
Trump Golf Track
Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.
Trumpgolftrack.com
Just so we're all on the same page...
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dear god
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
dear god
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Donald Trump is officially renouncing Marjorie Taylor Greene and rescinding his endorsement.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Donald Trump is officially renouncing Marjorie Taylor Greene and rescinding his endorsement.
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This is a better answer than I gave on The Source to @kaitlancollins.bsky.social last night.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is a better answer than I gave on The Source to @kaitlancollins.bsky.social last night.
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They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
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This lady is directing traffic for all the people who said they’d flee NYC if Mamdani won. 👇
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This lady is directing traffic for all the people who said they’d flee NYC if Mamdani won. 👇
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I didn’t think this night could get any better.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I didn’t think this night could get any better.
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I’m watching the White House briefing with JD Vance and all I can say is that we are not a serious country.
My god.
My god.
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m watching the White House briefing with JD Vance and all I can say is that we are not a serious country.
My god.
My god.
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Elmo is getting feisty on Twitter.
July 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Elmo is getting feisty on Twitter.
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let me be clear: mike lee is a bitch
Fight over public lands sale revived
The fight over the sale of federal public lands in the West has been revived after the release of a fresh GOP proposal to sell millions of acres.
www.spokesman.com
June 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
let me be clear: mike lee is a bitch
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E. Jean Carroll: This is a man who wears apricot makeup, with his hair twirled around his head like Barbara Stanwyck in Ball of Fire.
I was so close—I heard almost every single thing he said.
The farting—you wanted to know about that?
It was a silent one… sort of.
I was so close—I heard almost every single thing he said.
The farting—you wanted to know about that?
It was a silent one… sort of.
June 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
E. Jean Carroll: This is a man who wears apricot makeup, with his hair twirled around his head like Barbara Stanwyck in Ball of Fire.
I was so close—I heard almost every single thing he said.
The farting—you wanted to know about that?
It was a silent one… sort of.
I was so close—I heard almost every single thing he said.
The farting—you wanted to know about that?
It was a silent one… sort of.
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I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, folks
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, folks
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Read? The Gazpacho Police and Peachtree Dish lady?
June 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Read? The Gazpacho Police and Peachtree Dish lady?
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Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls ... they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five."
May 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls ... they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five."
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North Korea is blushing now.
May 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
North Korea is blushing now.
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Hating on “Big Pharma”? Cool, it’s a $1.6 trillion regulated industry. But hang on…the $6.3 trillion wellness industry sells you mushroom tea, dewormers, crash diets, and alkaline water—no regulations, no oversight. But hey, it’s ‘natural,’ right?
April 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hating on “Big Pharma”? Cool, it’s a $1.6 trillion regulated industry. But hang on…the $6.3 trillion wellness industry sells you mushroom tea, dewormers, crash diets, and alkaline water—no regulations, no oversight. But hey, it’s ‘natural,’ right?
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Trump says he thinks now that maybe Putin really doesn’t want peace.
April 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Trump says he thinks now that maybe Putin really doesn’t want peace.
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Look, the people who helped the Jews got sent to camps, too, so this stands to reason
“Some officials say U.S. citizens who criticize administration policies could be charged with crimes, based on the notion that they're aiding terrorists and criminals.”
This should be the top story in Axios’s morning read. But it isn’t. It’s the FIFTH top story.
@axios.com
www.axios.com/2025/04/23/t...
@axios.com
www.axios.com/2025/04/23/t...
April 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Look, the people who helped the Jews got sent to camps, too, so this stands to reason
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Penguins are not finished protesting.
April 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Penguins are not finished protesting.
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What the actual fuck:
March 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
What the actual fuck: