snakebird
@craniumavium.bsky.social
private account of an oversharing idiot
Was hoping the forced gear shift of the con would cure me of my CoE33 fixation but alas…
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Was hoping the forced gear shift of the con would cure me of my CoE33 fixation but alas…
Im winning the coveted “least horny” award in the night market line.
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Im winning the coveted “least horny” award in the night market line.
this hotel charges 14$ for wifi im going to kms
January 16, 2026 at 6:49 AM
this hotel charges 14$ for wifi im going to kms
Being nonbinary but not trans sure is an experience. You get to be too much AND not enough at the same time.
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Being nonbinary but not trans sure is an experience. You get to be too much AND not enough at the same time.
Oh my god i think i actually convinced someone to calm down and leave their mind and heart open for forgiveness to people who fuck up? Cause if we dont, what motivation do they have to change!? Oh my god they see it. They see the vision!
January 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Oh my god i think i actually convinced someone to calm down and leave their mind and heart open for forgiveness to people who fuck up? Cause if we dont, what motivation do they have to change!? Oh my god they see it. They see the vision!
I need this Clair Obscur hyperfixation to keep me going until one piece and the live action boot up again in march…
and then one piece needs to keep me going until our trip to iceland.
and then we need iceland to fix me.
and then one piece needs to keep me going until our trip to iceland.
and then we need iceland to fix me.
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I need this Clair Obscur hyperfixation to keep me going until one piece and the live action boot up again in march…
and then one piece needs to keep me going until our trip to iceland.
and then we need iceland to fix me.
and then one piece needs to keep me going until our trip to iceland.
and then we need iceland to fix me.
boo boo the fool over here thinking going into the office would make the work anxiety better 🙃
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
boo boo the fool over here thinking going into the office would make the work anxiety better 🙃
oughhh going-into-the-office anxiety stronk tonite
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM
oughhh going-into-the-office anxiety stronk tonite
Saying this as a staunch AI hater: a lot of y’all haters need to calm down.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Saying this as a staunch AI hater: a lot of y’all haters need to calm down.
Mmm coe33 hyperfixation.
The irony of falling into manic obsession over a story that preaches the importance of living life even if its painful and not escaping into art 🙃
The irony of falling into manic obsession over a story that preaches the importance of living life even if its painful and not escaping into art 🙃
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Mmm coe33 hyperfixation.
The irony of falling into manic obsession over a story that preaches the importance of living life even if its painful and not escaping into art 🙃
The irony of falling into manic obsession over a story that preaches the importance of living life even if its painful and not escaping into art 🙃
Ever get the feeling that you’re doing or saying something that puts people off, but nobody likes you enough to stomach the awkwardness of telling you when they can just ignore you?
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ever get the feeling that you’re doing or saying something that puts people off, but nobody likes you enough to stomach the awkwardness of telling you when they can just ignore you?
Been working from home all week and while not commuting has been great, im actually going stir crazy and feeling bummed as hell just being at home all day, after day, after day.
Wow i actually miss the office and being in a collaborative space?
Damn thats crazy.
Wow i actually miss the office and being in a collaborative space?
Damn thats crazy.
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Been working from home all week and while not commuting has been great, im actually going stir crazy and feeling bummed as hell just being at home all day, after day, after day.
Wow i actually miss the office and being in a collaborative space?
Damn thats crazy.
Wow i actually miss the office and being in a collaborative space?
Damn thats crazy.
If i gotta sing happy birthday over microsoft teams as I call to the all hands weekly office meeting while im home sick, for my own damn birthday… im gunna drown myself in the toilet.
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If i gotta sing happy birthday over microsoft teams as I call to the all hands weekly office meeting while im home sick, for my own damn birthday… im gunna drown myself in the toilet.
I like this friend, but the last several bids for connection I’ve done they just straight up ignore.
It kinda hurts.
It kinda hurts.
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I like this friend, but the last several bids for connection I’ve done they just straight up ignore.
It kinda hurts.
It kinda hurts.
its cool and fun when you’re trying to be considerate of someone but you ‘do it wrong’ and get a lecture instead.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
its cool and fun when you’re trying to be considerate of someone but you ‘do it wrong’ and get a lecture instead.
a ton of accounts with normie-faced icons are following me on main lately… this is not my usual crowd… who put me on a list?
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
a ton of accounts with normie-faced icons are following me on main lately… this is not my usual crowd… who put me on a list?
All my friends and family that i love very much making me broke as hell this time of year 🎁😔
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
All my friends and family that i love very much making me broke as hell this time of year 🎁😔
when will my creative spark come back from the war 😔
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
when will my creative spark come back from the war 😔
Mom has gone from overly apologizing and beating herself up every time she misgenders me to not even trying. 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Mom has gone from overly apologizing and beating herself up every time she misgenders me to not even trying. 🙃
uwaaaagh so much food
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
uwaaaagh so much food
“Wait, if you dont eat turkey, what does your thanksgiving look like?” -my coworker
Potatoes, gravy, green beans, stuffing, squash, rice, sprouts, rolls, cranberry sauce, pasta, salad, pies; most of these things can easily not include meat this isnt as shocking or as difficult as you think.
Potatoes, gravy, green beans, stuffing, squash, rice, sprouts, rolls, cranberry sauce, pasta, salad, pies; most of these things can easily not include meat this isnt as shocking or as difficult as you think.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“Wait, if you dont eat turkey, what does your thanksgiving look like?” -my coworker
Potatoes, gravy, green beans, stuffing, squash, rice, sprouts, rolls, cranberry sauce, pasta, salad, pies; most of these things can easily not include meat this isnt as shocking or as difficult as you think.
Potatoes, gravy, green beans, stuffing, squash, rice, sprouts, rolls, cranberry sauce, pasta, salad, pies; most of these things can easily not include meat this isnt as shocking or as difficult as you think.
Sabo is very tired after the hike today but also very much wants to spend time together on the sofa. 😭💕
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sabo is very tired after the hike today but also very much wants to spend time together on the sofa. 😭💕
Really inconvenient to possess a brain that transforms you into a werewolf in response to annoying sounds.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Really inconvenient to possess a brain that transforms you into a werewolf in response to annoying sounds.
I really don’t like the “playful ribbing” style of employee interactions that happens during meetings… but tragically im alone in that, GOSH PEOPLE SURE LOVE IT HERE FOR SOME REASON.
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I really don’t like the “playful ribbing” style of employee interactions that happens during meetings… but tragically im alone in that, GOSH PEOPLE SURE LOVE IT HERE FOR SOME REASON.