Craig Faanes
@craigfaanes.bsky.social
Retired US Fish & Wildlife Service ornithologist. Native Cheesehead. Green Bay Packers fan since conception. Can’t wait to piss on Trump’s grave. Never voted for a Republican and never will. Visited 134 countries and 7 continents
Clinton made me want to be faithful.
Bush made me want to be smarter.
Obama made me want to be better.
Biden made me want to be kinder.
Trump made me want to be Canadian.
Bush made me want to be smarter.
Obama made me want to be better.
Biden made me want to be kinder.
Trump made me want to be Canadian.
January 30, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Clinton made me want to be faithful.
Bush made me want to be smarter.
Obama made me want to be better.
Biden made me want to be kinder.
Trump made me want to be Canadian.
Bush made me want to be smarter.
Obama made me want to be better.
Biden made me want to be kinder.
Trump made me want to be Canadian.
Reposted by Craig Faanes
Thank you Boss!
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Thank you Boss!
Did the puppy killer have to play with the Convicted felons mushroom to keep her job?
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Trump held 2-hour meeting with Noem as his administration grapples with Minneapolis strategy | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump met for nearly two hours with Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and her senior adviser, Corey Lewandowski, in the Oval Office on Monday evening, two sources familiar with ...
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January 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Did the puppy killer have to play with the Convicted felons mushroom to keep her job?
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Yo @jaketapper.bsky.social Are you making progress on your book about trumps physical and mental decline? What is the projected publication date?
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Yo @jaketapper.bsky.social Are you making progress on your book about trumps physical and mental decline? What is the projected publication date?
The Sarasota Chapter of ANTIFA will hold its monthly meeting tonight at 7:00 pm at Bob Evans on Fruitville Road. Bring a friend and be prepared to stand back and stand by. More information can be found on our website www.antifaDoesntexist. com
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The Sarasota Chapter of ANTIFA will hold its monthly meeting tonight at 7:00 pm at Bob Evans on Fruitville Road. Bring a friend and be prepared to stand back and stand by. More information can be found on our website www.antifaDoesntexist. com
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I have used Right Guard as an antiperspirant since high school. This afternoon I decided to create my own company as direct competition. My product will be called “Right Tackle”. Let the football-themed armpit competition begin!
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I have used Right Guard as an antiperspirant since high school. This afternoon I decided to create my own company as direct competition. My product will be called “Right Tackle”. Let the football-themed armpit competition begin!
To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at you, your phone probably is no longer on the roof of your car.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 PM
To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at you, your phone probably is no longer on the roof of your car.