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🦀 25 🦀 They/He 🦀 👻🧼🏷️🧢 🦀 If God didn't want John Price to suffer he wouldn't have created me🦀 🔞 🦀 I write #BottomPrice & #Poly141
If you comment on any of my threads I will break into your house and kiss you directly on the mouth.

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To anybody who’s written long multi chapter fics (say 40/50k+ words), how do you usually post? Do you start posting as and when the chapters are done, do you wait until you’re halfway through finishing the fic and THEN start updating, or do you finish the fic in its entirety before starting to post?
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i have in fact took it and ran away with it because I potentially have a 50k word fic planned, almost double the words of my longest ever fic....
oh this has given me ideas…. what if I took this and ran away with it 🫢
I'm bringing these photos back...look what we could have had...a magical detective show that never got past the pilot....

With Barry Sloane...as an enslaved magical being...😮‍💨
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
oh this has given me ideas…. what if I took this and ran away with it 🫢
I'm bringing these photos back...look what we could have had...a magical detective show that never got past the pilot....

With Barry Sloane...as an enslaved magical being...😮‍💨
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
went to my best friend's house for the afternoon and was made to watch greys anatomy for the first time and the ep i watched gave me a #macprice / #pricemillan first meeting idea...... standby
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Merry Christmas / Sol Invictus / Happy Holidays to anyone who celebrates! Hope y’all have a nice and peaceful and stress free day ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Crab 🦀
#pricegaz #kittewrites
Some tumblr crossposting. Let's talk about Time Travel AU. Angst ahead.
//

I have this concept of Gaz from the future, having been promoted Captain, who travels back in time to meet young Lieutenant Price.
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The three of them are kept prisoners for weeks.

Tortured for most of it with little to no signs of rescue.

Their captors take great pleasure in reminding them of that day. How their Captain left them behind-- how easy it was for him to turn his backs on them after everything.
Price is not a good man. Sure, he's done good things. Rescued civilians. Put his own on the line for others.
But ultimately he's taken more lives than he's saved. Lost parts of himself for years-- chipping away at his humanity until eventually having to give it up entirely.

For the mission.
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Someone donated some figurines in work today and what if I say #NikPrice ….
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
what would y'all say if I continued this, except I make it 10x worse
Price is not a good man. Sure, he's done good things. Rescued civilians. Put his own on the line for others.
But ultimately he's taken more lives than he's saved. Lost parts of himself for years-- chipping away at his humanity until eventually having to give it up entirely.

For the mission.
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Price is not a good man. Sure, he's done good things. Rescued civilians. Put his own on the line for others.
But ultimately he's taken more lives than he's saved. Lost parts of himself for years-- chipping away at his humanity until eventually having to give it up entirely.

For the mission.
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Crab 🦀
#pricegaz
Price devastatingly in love with Gaz but unable to do anything about it so he's just resolved to keep his pining secret vs Gaz who is about to pounce that old man any minute now if he gives him one (1) more longing glance across the room
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
#PriceGaz with Pirate Captain Price who steals away Navy Soldier Gaz to add to his crew

How could he just leave such a pretty treasure behind?
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
'tap out.' (1/29)

Can maybe be future #MacPrice / #PriceMac if you squint really hard. Recruit!Price is 21.

John finishes basic training and waits to be tapped out by his parents. And waits.

And waits.

... and waits.

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December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Crab 🦀
CW: MCD, canon-typical violence, whump

He doesn't know how to mourn the old man.

It's like missing a tooth. It doesn't ache, not really, but he's constantly aware where it would be. The anaesthesia has long worn off and he no longer feels like he's under water,
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
#ghostsoapgaz / semi #poly141

#whumpthecaptain

They've kept their relationship a well kept secret for months but one day get caught by Price and, well, /panic/ because they're pretty sure he'll report them/get them into trouble.
To stop getting separated, they proposition Price there and then.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
#PriceGaz / #GazPrice comfort....

#crabdrabblesthreads (1/16)

Maybe Kyle was overthinking it. Staring at the innocent brass key in his hand and hovering outside his Captain's bedroom door like some creeper. Though maybe he was underthinking it and had misread Price's meaning from the get go.
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
oh! I'm one follower away from 100 AND I've reached 1.5k posts... I guess I'll have to do something special, but I do have an idea for it!
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
some soft #GhostPrice / #PriceGhost

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"Have you seen Lieutenant Riley, sir?" Price looks up to the recruit who actually had the balls to disturb him. It's his day off so he's lounging on the sofa in his office, blanket thrown over his lower half and crossword in hand.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
'broken.'

Part 3 of 4.

CW: Major Character Injury, Graphic Descriptions of Injury, Near Death Experiences, #PriceGaz with Implied #Poly141, Hurt Price

#crabdrabblesthreads #whumpthecaptain

This fought with me a LOT but here you go! Sorry about the wait :')
'broken.'

Part 2. Price's POV.

CW: Major Character Injury, Graphic Descriptions of Injury, #PriceGaz with Implied/Background #Poly141, lots of Hurt Price / Price Whump in this lads

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'broken.'

Part 1.

CW: Major Character Injury, , #PriceGaz with Implied/Background #Poly141
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Crab 🦀
A softer #pricegaz
Gaz comes back from a mission, clearly shaken - something bad happened, they either lost people or failed the objective or both, and while it wasn't Gaz's fault he still feels guilty. He stumbles into Price's office, ready to give his report,
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
GASPS
you guys know how much i love making price suffer right what if i used a tag specifically for my price whump threads/fics......
WHAT ABOUT #whumpthecaptain ?? i mean most of my threads would end up with that tag BUT--
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
NSFW #PriceGaz on the mind....

CW: Trans!Price , Fem & Masc terms used, Fingering

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Price who's the epitome of masculine. Got the broad shoulders. The facial /and/ body hair that most men envy. The deep voice after almost two decades on testosterone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
finally trying to finish a oneshot WIP I've had for almost 2 years please wish me luck everyone 😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Reposted by Crab 🦀
NSFW, can be interpreted as dubcon (at the very least unethical), angst
//

It takes some time but once Price manages to bed Gaz, it's every single one of his dreams come true. Gaz is perfect, so responsive and passionate, kisses him like there's a fire between them that could never go out.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
'for johnny.'

Part 2 of 2.

CW: Post Major Character Death, Poor Coping Mechanisms, Hurt/Comfort, can be seen as #Poly141 but only if you squint really hard while looking through a magnifying glass.

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'for johnny.'

Part 1 of 2.

1.1k Words. 1/22.

CW: Post Major Character Death, Poor Coping Mechanisms , not really a ship tbh??

Honestly, everyone just suffers in this. Will be a kinda happy in part 2 though! It just got too long so I had to split it.

#crabdrabblesthreads
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM