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🦀 25 🦀 They/He 🦀 👻🧼🏷️🧢 🦀 If God didn't want John Price to suffer he wouldn't have created me🦀 🔞 🦀 I write #BottomPrice & #Poly141
If you comment on any of my threads I will break into your house and kiss you directly on the mouth.

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#captainjohnprice #drrobby #drabbot #rabbot #thepitt #codmw2 #crossover
throwing my silly domestic headcanons in for this rare ship:

when it comes to sleeping, abbot prefers to sleep on his back without anyone touching him. he's an insomniac and light sleeper, and usually sleeps in the form of —
Nono I don’t think you guys understand, I’ve never watched the Pitt but I need these three to fuck and make out sloppy style
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Their ship name is Field Medicine 🥰
#captainjohnprice #drrobby #drabbot #rabbot #thepitt #codmw2 #crossover
throwing my silly domestic headcanons in for this rare ship:

when it comes to sleeping, abbot prefers to sleep on his back without anyone touching him. he's an insomniac and light sleeper, and usually sleeps in the form of —
Nono I don’t think you guys understand, I’ve never watched the Pitt but I need these three to fuck and make out sloppy style
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 AM
#GazPrice / #PriceGaz where they really do check one another's Ghillie suits at the end of the Recon By Fire Mission and Price is pleasantly surprised to find out that Gaz's suit /is/ indeed wet because Gaz got off to the sound of his voice across comms, murmuring directions in his ear :)
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
They did it again btw with a random specific mission from MW2 btw despite getting on my arse for knowing the first 5 generations of Pokémon by descriptions and/or sounds
Me: Hey, what was that really specific NPC that was in a specific mission in the first game that only had about 10 minutes of screen time?

This fucker: OH was it *names the exact mission and the EXACT NPC in the space of 30 seconds like an activated fucking sleeper agent*
today is the unfortunate day that @crabdrabbles.bsky.social learns just how obsessed I am with call of duty 🙃
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Nono I don’t think you guys understand, I’ve never watched the Pitt but I need these three to fuck and make out sloppy style
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 AM
4am and I’m cooking up some soulmate / red string of fate GhostPrice… (I have over 29 WIPs)
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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someone on tumblr asked about a day where they all needed price or price needed them

#softwrites #poly141
omegaverse + sleepwalking where ghost goes feral in his sleep, his restless alpha feeling too unsafe to properly rest, so it walks him into price’s room, his den always open for his pack
January 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Thinking about Ghost and Price having an open relationship, and Price meets Gaz and wants to pursue him, is up front and honest about the fact that he's married but he and Ghost date other people, and Gaz just flat out doesn't believe him, but finds it impossible to resist Price's advances.
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Idk some venty #GazPrice / #PriceGaz

#crabdrabblesthreads #whumpthecaptain

CW: Depression, Suicidal Thoughts , Emotional Hurt / Comfort
January 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
CW for scarification , #Poly141
Idk but something about Price carving ‘141’ on his chest, right over his heart…
So anyone who sees him without a shirt knows which team he’s in— which team he belongs to.
Not telling his boys about it and showing them only when it’s healed.
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
To anybody who’s written long multi chapter fics (say 40/50k+ words), how do you usually post? Do you start posting as and when the chapters are done, do you wait until you’re halfway through finishing the fic and THEN start updating, or do you finish the fic in its entirety before starting to post?
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i have in fact took it and ran away with it because I potentially have a 50k word fic planned, almost double the words of my longest ever fic....
oh this has given me ideas…. what if I took this and ran away with it 🫢
I'm bringing these photos back...look what we could have had...a magical detective show that never got past the pilot....

With Barry Sloane...as an enslaved magical being...😮‍💨
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
oh this has given me ideas…. what if I took this and ran away with it 🫢
I'm bringing these photos back...look what we could have had...a magical detective show that never got past the pilot....

With Barry Sloane...as an enslaved magical being...😮‍💨
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
went to my best friend's house for the afternoon and was made to watch greys anatomy for the first time and the ep i watched gave me a #macprice / #pricemillan first meeting idea...... standby
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Merry Christmas / Sol Invictus / Happy Holidays to anyone who celebrates! Hope y’all have a nice and peaceful and stress free day ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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#pricegaz #kittewrites
Some tumblr crossposting. Let's talk about Time Travel AU. Angst ahead.
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I have this concept of Gaz from the future, having been promoted Captain, who travels back in time to meet young Lieutenant Price.
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The three of them are kept prisoners for weeks.

Tortured for most of it with little to no signs of rescue.

Their captors take great pleasure in reminding them of that day. How their Captain left them behind-- how easy it was for him to turn his backs on them after everything.
Price is not a good man. Sure, he's done good things. Rescued civilians. Put his own on the line for others.
But ultimately he's taken more lives than he's saved. Lost parts of himself for years-- chipping away at his humanity until eventually having to give it up entirely.

For the mission.
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Someone donated some figurines in work today and what if I say #NikPrice ….
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
what would y'all say if I continued this, except I make it 10x worse
Price is not a good man. Sure, he's done good things. Rescued civilians. Put his own on the line for others.
But ultimately he's taken more lives than he's saved. Lost parts of himself for years-- chipping away at his humanity until eventually having to give it up entirely.

For the mission.
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Price is not a good man. Sure, he's done good things. Rescued civilians. Put his own on the line for others.
But ultimately he's taken more lives than he's saved. Lost parts of himself for years-- chipping away at his humanity until eventually having to give it up entirely.

For the mission.
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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#pricegaz
Price devastatingly in love with Gaz but unable to do anything about it so he's just resolved to keep his pining secret vs Gaz who is about to pounce that old man any minute now if he gives him one (1) more longing glance across the room
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
#PriceGaz with Pirate Captain Price who steals away Navy Soldier Gaz to add to his crew

How could he just leave such a pretty treasure behind?
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
'tap out.' (1/29)

Can maybe be future #MacPrice / #PriceMac if you squint really hard. Recruit!Price is 21.

John finishes basic training and waits to be tapped out by his parents. And waits.

And waits.

... and waits.

#crabdrabblesthreads
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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CW: MCD, canon-typical violence, whump

He doesn't know how to mourn the old man.

It's like missing a tooth. It doesn't ache, not really, but he's constantly aware where it would be. The anaesthesia has long worn off and he no longer feels like he's under water,
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
#ghostsoapgaz / semi #poly141

#whumpthecaptain

They've kept their relationship a well kept secret for months but one day get caught by Price and, well, /panic/ because they're pretty sure he'll report them/get them into trouble.
To stop getting separated, they proposition Price there and then.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM