The Black Vegetable
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Old punk still hanging in there. Never ever vote Tory. Opinions are my own, but are obviously all objectively correct. #FBPE
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After many years thinking about it I still can't thing of a single foodstuff that would not be greatly improved by being deep fried in batter.
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The narrative about London crime is truly so BORING to Londoners.
Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night.
The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us £4.50 for a coffee. #r4today
Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night.
The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us £4.50 for a coffee. #r4today
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
The narrative about London crime is truly so BORING to Londoners.
Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night.
The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us £4.50 for a coffee. #r4today
Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night.
The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us £4.50 for a coffee. #r4today
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If the news feels like an endless skipfire, you’re not alone...
And that’s why we made The Trawl
In today's ep:
- The Epstein files featuring "A" from Balmoral
- Trump's mid-term panic
🎧 Listen below to a news pod that makes you feel less alone - & might even make you laugh
And that’s why we made The Trawl
In today's ep:
- The Epstein files featuring "A" from Balmoral
- Trump's mid-term panic
🎧 Listen below to a news pod that makes you feel less alone - & might even make you laugh
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
If the news feels like an endless skipfire, you’re not alone...
And that’s why we made The Trawl
In today's ep:
- The Epstein files featuring "A" from Balmoral
- Trump's mid-term panic
🎧 Listen below to a news pod that makes you feel less alone - & might even make you laugh
And that’s why we made The Trawl
In today's ep:
- The Epstein files featuring "A" from Balmoral
- Trump's mid-term panic
🎧 Listen below to a news pod that makes you feel less alone - & might even make you laugh
I always find New Year massively depressing as I ponder whether the year to come will be the one on my headstone. Not that I intend to have a headstone, more like a cheapo quickie cremation with my remains being thrown shortly afterwards like yesterdays cat litter.
Anyway,Happy New Year, everyone!
Anyway,Happy New Year, everyone!
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I always find New Year massively depressing as I ponder whether the year to come will be the one on my headstone. Not that I intend to have a headstone, more like a cheapo quickie cremation with my remains being thrown shortly afterwards like yesterdays cat litter.
Anyway,Happy New Year, everyone!
Anyway,Happy New Year, everyone!
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I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day I just that 15 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 months…
This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 months…
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day I just that 15 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 months…
This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 months…
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Labours new party sligan:
THEY GO LOW. WE’LL GO LOWER.
The labour party utterly conned us to get in to power.
news.sky.com/story/home-s...
THEY GO LOW. WE’LL GO LOWER.
The labour party utterly conned us to get in to power.
news.sky.com/story/home-s...
Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood threatens Trump-style visa ban on three countries as part of radical asylum reforms
Shabana Mahmood will address the House of Commons today to lay out "the most sweeping reforms to tackle illegal migration in modern times".
news.sky.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Labours new party sligan:
THEY GO LOW. WE’LL GO LOWER.
The labour party utterly conned us to get in to power.
news.sky.com/story/home-s...
THEY GO LOW. WE’LL GO LOWER.
The labour party utterly conned us to get in to power.
news.sky.com/story/home-s...
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I don’t have too many life rules but I think a not completely terrible one to keep in mind, no matter what you do, and no matter how much better you get at doing it, is Most People Don’t Know Who The Fuck You Are And Have Got Far Too Many More Important Things To Worry About To Actually Give A Shit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I don’t have too many life rules but I think a not completely terrible one to keep in mind, no matter what you do, and no matter how much better you get at doing it, is Most People Don’t Know Who The Fuck You Are And Have Got Far Too Many More Important Things To Worry About To Actually Give A Shit.
My 14 year old daughter tells me that all her friends think I'm the coolest of all the dads. It's only taken me 60 years to achieve coolhood, but I'm taking it 😎
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My 14 year old daughter tells me that all her friends think I'm the coolest of all the dads. It's only taken me 60 years to achieve coolhood, but I'm taking it 😎
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Word is Rachel Reeves is considering a 20% "settling-up charge" on the business assets of the ultra rich who decide to flee the UK for tax havens.
The "exit tax", to reduce revenue dodging, is already used by most other G7 nations, so it can't be claimed as "anti-business".
It could raise £20bn.
The "exit tax", to reduce revenue dodging, is already used by most other G7 nations, so it can't be claimed as "anti-business".
It could raise £20bn.
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Word is Rachel Reeves is considering a 20% "settling-up charge" on the business assets of the ultra rich who decide to flee the UK for tax havens.
The "exit tax", to reduce revenue dodging, is already used by most other G7 nations, so it can't be claimed as "anti-business".
It could raise £20bn.
The "exit tax", to reduce revenue dodging, is already used by most other G7 nations, so it can't be claimed as "anti-business".
It could raise £20bn.
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The struggle is real.
Diddums
Diddums
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The struggle is real.
Diddums
Diddums
Some things make me laugh more than they should
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Some things make me laugh more than they should
More people need to know this
October 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
More people need to know this
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October 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Don't tell me, he was doing 'research for a book' 🤔🙄
BBC News - Tommy Robinson refused to give phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Tommy Robinson refused to give phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Tommy Robinson refused to give police phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material'
The far-right activist was charged under the Terrorism Act over an incident at the Channel Tunnel in July 2024.
www.bbc.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Don't tell me, he was doing 'research for a book' 🤔🙄
BBC News - Tommy Robinson refused to give phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Tommy Robinson refused to give phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Last night I watched Kentucky Fried Movie on YT for the first time in about 30 years. It really isn't as funny as I remember it being and wondered why I loved it so much as a teenage boy. The I got to the 'Catholic Girls in Trouble' section and remembered exactly why 😂
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Last night I watched Kentucky Fried Movie on YT for the first time in about 30 years. It really isn't as funny as I remember it being and wondered why I loved it so much as a teenage boy. The I got to the 'Catholic Girls in Trouble' section and remembered exactly why 😂
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This is the 2nd most important video I will probably post.
It is horrific.
If Russia was doing this to Ukraine, they would have the whole world behind them.
I cannot accept and will not stand by and watch our government holding Israel's hand in genocide.
I will never vote for Starmer's party
It is horrific.
If Russia was doing this to Ukraine, they would have the whole world behind them.
I cannot accept and will not stand by and watch our government holding Israel's hand in genocide.
I will never vote for Starmer's party
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is the 2nd most important video I will probably post.
It is horrific.
If Russia was doing this to Ukraine, they would have the whole world behind them.
I cannot accept and will not stand by and watch our government holding Israel's hand in genocide.
I will never vote for Starmer's party
It is horrific.
If Russia was doing this to Ukraine, they would have the whole world behind them.
I cannot accept and will not stand by and watch our government holding Israel's hand in genocide.
I will never vote for Starmer's party
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We flounced out of the EU on the say-so of politicians who lied to us. And what a total shitshow that’s turned out to be. The polar opposite of what they promised. Now the call to flounce out of the ECHR. By the same people. Telling the same lies. Has the country been kicked in the head by a horse?
October 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
We flounced out of the EU on the say-so of politicians who lied to us. And what a total shitshow that’s turned out to be. The polar opposite of what they promised. Now the call to flounce out of the ECHR. By the same people. Telling the same lies. Has the country been kicked in the head by a horse?
Good grief. Do I have to? 😂
September 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Good grief. Do I have to? 😂
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I live in a country where it’s mandatory to carry ID and where digital ID is on all government sites.
It makes life so much easier. The British government has dropped another comms bollock here. Make it about ease, not sodding immigration.
It makes life so much easier. The British government has dropped another comms bollock here. Make it about ease, not sodding immigration.
September 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I live in a country where it’s mandatory to carry ID and where digital ID is on all government sites.
It makes life so much easier. The British government has dropped another comms bollock here. Make it about ease, not sodding immigration.
It makes life so much easier. The British government has dropped another comms bollock here. Make it about ease, not sodding immigration.
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The wife is away for a few days and this cat is not happy and is making his feelings known.
September 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The wife is away for a few days and this cat is not happy and is making his feelings known.
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Maybe we are in the bad place because none of us forwarded those emails to 5 friends
September 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Maybe we are in the bad place because none of us forwarded those emails to 5 friends
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I see Air Farce One has touched down on our fair soil. Given El Taco’s view on our freedom of expression I thought I’d display how suppressed we are by stating on the record that #TrumpIsACunt
Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake
Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I see Air Farce One has touched down on our fair soil. Given El Taco’s view on our freedom of expression I thought I’d display how suppressed we are by stating on the record that #TrumpIsACunt
Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake
Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake