Chris Patrick Carolan 🇨🇦 🏴
@cpcwrites.bsky.social
Author, Editor, Hovercraft Enthusiast. THE NIGHTSHADE CABAL released 2020 by Parliament House Press. Best First Novel finalist, Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence. (He/Him)
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Hi, new friends and follows! I'm Chris, and I write stuff. My book, The Nightshade Cabal, is an historical urban fantasy mystery tale set in 1880s Halifax. It was a finalist for the Crime Writers of Canada 'Best First Novel' award!
From @parliamentbooks.bsky.social
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From @parliamentbooks.bsky.social
LINK: books2read.com/u/490zOw
The world's first trillionaire?
Cool, I guess, but a Nazi's still a Nazi.
Cool, I guess, but a Nazi's still a Nazi.
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The world's first trillionaire?
Cool, I guess, but a Nazi's still a Nazi.
Cool, I guess, but a Nazi's still a Nazi.
If I were a more popular/profitable writer, I would commission art of all my characters and have them printed up like 1980s trading cards, then seal them in wax packs to give away at readings and events.
Anyway...
LINK: books2read.com/u/490zOw
Anyway...
LINK: books2read.com/u/490zOw
Hi, new friends and follows! I'm Chris, and I write stuff. My book, The Nightshade Cabal, is an historical urban fantasy mystery tale set in 1880s Halifax. It was a finalist for the Crime Writers of Canada 'Best First Novel' award!
From @parliamentbooks.bsky.social
LINK: books2read.com/u/490zOw
From @parliamentbooks.bsky.social
LINK: books2read.com/u/490zOw
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If I were a more popular/profitable writer, I would commission art of all my characters and have them printed up like 1980s trading cards, then seal them in wax packs to give away at readings and events.
Anyway...
LINK: books2read.com/u/490zOw
Anyway...
LINK: books2read.com/u/490zOw
Even in space, Daylight Savings week be like...
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Even in space, Daylight Savings week be like...
This one has been on my TBR pile for far too many weeks already!
I'll need to dig into it over the weekend, maybe.
Join me in a read-along?
I'll need to dig into it over the weekend, maybe.
Join me in a read-along?
Need more Frankenstein in your life?
The Unkillable Frank Lightning has black magic and gunfights and secret occult orders and, yeah, a few people cheating death.
Just $7.99 for the digital copy.
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The Unkillable Frank Lightning has black magic and gunfights and secret occult orders and, yeah, a few people cheating death.
Just $7.99 for the digital copy.
www.amazon.com/Unkillable-F...
The Unkillable Frank Lightning
The Unkillable Frank Lightning - Kindle edition by Rountree, Josh. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Unkillable Frank Lightning.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This one has been on my TBR pile for far too many weeks already!
I'll need to dig into it over the weekend, maybe.
Join me in a read-along?
I'll need to dig into it over the weekend, maybe.
Join me in a read-along?
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my latest MS is under consideration with my publisher, any chance kind words from @saderotica.bsky.social @pnwscribe.bsky.social or @scribeofhades.bsky.social gets you to grab my debut today is a chance I’ve got to take! a.co/d/9zhXl43 if you already have, review it, and thank you! 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
my latest MS is under consideration with my publisher, any chance kind words from @saderotica.bsky.social @pnwscribe.bsky.social or @scribeofhades.bsky.social gets you to grab my debut today is a chance I’ve got to take! a.co/d/9zhXl43 if you already have, review it, and thank you! 🙏
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I have a preorder up for the sequel story to Welcome to Cemetery!
Off with their Sleds is a fun, dark Christmas mystery just in time for the holidays.
Signup and read for free (& early)
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Or preorder now! $0.99
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Off with their Sleds is a fun, dark Christmas mystery just in time for the holidays.
Signup and read for free (& early)
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Or preorder now! $0.99
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November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I have a preorder up for the sequel story to Welcome to Cemetery!
Off with their Sleds is a fun, dark Christmas mystery just in time for the holidays.
Signup and read for free (& early)
mailchi.mp/c4252cf5668d...
Or preorder now! $0.99
books2read.com/u/3yn96p
Off with their Sleds is a fun, dark Christmas mystery just in time for the holidays.
Signup and read for free (& early)
mailchi.mp/c4252cf5668d...
Or preorder now! $0.99
books2read.com/u/3yn96p
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It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I’m sharing this one because it’s very timely, helped me land an agent, was a Stoker nominee, was published in France and Italy, and it’s 30% off!
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November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I’m sharing this one because it’s very timely, helped me land an agent, was a Stoker nominee, was published in France and Italy, and it’s 30% off!
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I never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense that someone had to invent the saxophone.
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Adolphe Sax - Wikipedia
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November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense that someone had to invent the saxophone.
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Sometimes I think about all of the great comic book characters who are out there languishing unused and forgotten by their huge corporate owners, and get a bit sad.
(This post is mostly about Death's Head, but it's also about Prime and Sludge and Mantra and about a hundred others.)
(This post is mostly about Death's Head, but it's also about Prime and Sludge and Mantra and about a hundred others.)
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sometimes I think about all of the great comic book characters who are out there languishing unused and forgotten by their huge corporate owners, and get a bit sad.
(This post is mostly about Death's Head, but it's also about Prime and Sludge and Mantra and about a hundred others.)
(This post is mostly about Death's Head, but it's also about Prime and Sludge and Mantra and about a hundred others.)
I did it once and I have to believe I can do it again.
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I did it once and I have to believe I can do it again.
"No person should ever do what they do to win awards, because their work will reek of desperation and therefore never ring true. Or, in the case of a chef, taste good."
- Stanley Tucci
- Stanley Tucci
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"No person should ever do what they do to win awards, because their work will reek of desperation and therefore never ring true. Or, in the case of a chef, taste good."
- Stanley Tucci
- Stanley Tucci
Yeah, the waiting is the hardest part
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yeah, the waiting is the hardest part
Molotov cocktail, the local drink
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
a molotov cocktail is being thrown from a bottle in the dark .
Alt: A molotov cocktail is being thrown in the dark .
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October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Molotov cocktail, the local drink
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
Barista: *writes "Loophisser" on the cup*
Barista: *writes "Loophisser" on the cup*
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
Barista: *writes "Loophisser" on the cup*
Barista: *writes "Loophisser" on the cup*
Writer pals, remember to check your Spam folder regularly! I almost lost a short story sale recently because Google's filter "helpfully" sorted the acceptance message into Spam. Thankfully, the editor followed up from their personal email address, but otherwise...
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Writer pals, remember to check your Spam folder regularly! I almost lost a short story sale recently because Google's filter "helpfully" sorted the acceptance message into Spam. Thankfully, the editor followed up from their personal email address, but otherwise...
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An early transmogrification story:
"The doctor's metempsychosis" (1893) by M Penrose
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"The doctor's metempsychosis" (1893) by M Penrose
gaslight-arts.com/DrMetem.html
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
An early transmogrification story:
"The doctor's metempsychosis" (1893) by M Penrose
gaslight-arts.com/DrMetem.html
"The doctor's metempsychosis" (1893) by M Penrose
gaslight-arts.com/DrMetem.html
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Thankee! Anyone looking for something spooky and appropriately autumnal should check out my dark fantasy faerie mystery.
Available wide
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Into the Darkbower by mcburnell
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October 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Thankee! Anyone looking for something spooky and appropriately autumnal should check out my dark fantasy faerie mystery.
Available wide
books2read.com/Into-the-Dar...
mcburnell.itch.io/into-the-dar...
Available wide
books2read.com/Into-the-Dar...
mcburnell.itch.io/into-the-dar...
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thanks, Gabino. I've got a story in this awesome anthology with stories from authors around the world, all set on Halloween. It's called Samhain Screams and is published by Black Beacon Books. Check it out!
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October 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
thanks, Gabino. I've got a story in this awesome anthology with stories from authors around the world, all set on Halloween. It's called Samhain Screams and is published by Black Beacon Books. Check it out!
a.co/d/h3JarMv
a.co/d/h3JarMv
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Thanks Gabino!
Several of my books have discounted ebook costs right now, including The Unkillable Frank Lightning and The Legend of Charlie Fish! If you’re looking for a weekend read, check ‘em out:
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Several of my books have discounted ebook costs right now, including The Unkillable Frank Lightning and The Legend of Charlie Fish! If you’re looking for a weekend read, check ‘em out:
www.amazon.com/Unkillable-F...
The Unkillable Frank Lightning
The Unkillable Frank Lightning - Kindle edition by Rountree, Josh. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Unkillable Frank Lightning.
www.amazon.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Thanks Gabino!
Several of my books have discounted ebook costs right now, including The Unkillable Frank Lightning and The Legend of Charlie Fish! If you’re looking for a weekend read, check ‘em out:
www.amazon.com/Unkillable-F...
Several of my books have discounted ebook costs right now, including The Unkillable Frank Lightning and The Legend of Charlie Fish! If you’re looking for a weekend read, check ‘em out:
www.amazon.com/Unkillable-F...
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It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I bring you the perfect spooky season read: ghosts, monsters from beyond the reef, bloodthirsty spirits, magic, vengeance, mayhem, and it’s 45% off again!
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October 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I bring you the perfect spooky season read: ghosts, monsters from beyond the reef, bloodthirsty spirits, magic, vengeance, mayhem, and it’s 45% off again!
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I've got the date circled on the big ol' fridge calendar!
The perfect time to get a print copy of Starship Librarians, signed by humans, is at the *book launch* on November 17, 7 PM, at Owl's Nest Books in Calgary!
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October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I've got the date circled on the big ol' fridge calendar!
Maybe it's a Me Thing, but I had never heard of an ortolan (much less how they're eaten) before coming across it in a story in the latest issue of @bourbonpenn.bsky.social last night... and now here's a second reference less than 24hrs later. Is this a glitch?
kaiju eating Cybertrucks like French perverts eating ortolan buntings, is this anything
October 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Maybe it's a Me Thing, but I had never heard of an ortolan (much less how they're eaten) before coming across it in a story in the latest issue of @bourbonpenn.bsky.social last night... and now here's a second reference less than 24hrs later. Is this a glitch?
I'm not an historian, but I think the last people to do this much damage to the White House were the British, circa 1812.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm not an historian, but I think the last people to do this much damage to the White House were the British, circa 1812.
I also feel like opening vaccine booking on the same day Albertans vote in municipal elections (and I'm hearing that process has been kneecapped, too) was a distinct choice intended to prevent as many people from possible from doing either of the above.
#ABLeg #ABPoli #DanielleSmithIsUnfitToLead
#ABLeg #ABPoli #DanielleSmithIsUnfitToLead
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I also feel like opening vaccine booking on the same day Albertans vote in municipal elections (and I'm hearing that process has been kneecapped, too) was a distinct choice intended to prevent as many people from possible from doing either of the above.
#ABLeg #ABPoli #DanielleSmithIsUnfitToLead
#ABLeg #ABPoli #DanielleSmithIsUnfitToLead