M@tt
@cozyoats.bsky.social
Shy introvert. Lover of movies. 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
Me waiting for the Rapture:
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me waiting for the Rapture:
When I see that, I hear this:
August 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When I see that, I hear this:
This is my Last Supper
August 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is my Last Supper
I grew up on these streets.
August 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I grew up on these streets.
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Not a cellphone in sight.
Just people enjoying their lives.
Just people enjoying their lives.
July 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Not a cellphone in sight.
Just people enjoying their lives.
Just people enjoying their lives.
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
June 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
The gang:
The gang:
June 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
The gang:
The gang:
Saw a chipmunk today. 🐿️ I adopted him (no, I didn't) and we're now best friends (no, we're not).
June 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Saw a chipmunk today. 🐿️ I adopted him (no, I didn't) and we're now best friends (no, we're not).
The main characters
The scene stealer
The scene stealer
June 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The main characters
The scene stealer
The scene stealer
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
June 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
Uhhh, the skunk wanted me to remind you all that life stinks.
May 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Uhhh, the skunk wanted me to remind you all that life stinks.
Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it’s just Norma Bates' mummified corpse from Psycho.
May 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it’s just Norma Bates' mummified corpse from Psycho.
Drop some PRACTICAL FX 🤯🖤
May 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Drop some PRACTICAL FX 🤯🖤
Me in my own little bubble:
May 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Me in my own little bubble:
What’s a line delivery you think about a lot?
May 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What’s a line delivery you think about a lot?
How I arrived on Bluesky.
April 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky.
Repost with your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
April 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Repost with your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Coming up with my posts.
April 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Coming up with my posts.
Me: “I’m okay.”
Also me:
Also me:
April 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me: “I’m okay.”
Also me:
Also me:
Sissy Spacek returns as Carrie White in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY.
In theatres May 1, 2026
In theatres May 1, 2026
March 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sissy Spacek returns as Carrie White in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY.
In theatres May 1, 2026
In theatres May 1, 2026
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Me in the national security group chat