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@cozyoats.bsky.social
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Shy introvert. Lover of movies. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦
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Welcome to Target
Still from Hellraiser: Bloodline showing Pinhead (Doug Bradley) smiling
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Pterodactyl.
a single-panel cartoon by illustrator Will Santino depicting a doctor calling out the name "Ptimothy?" to a waiting room of patients, one of whom is a pterodactyl
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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One (1) can of bread.
A cylindrical loaf of brown bread standing upright next to its original can. The can's label reads 'New England's Finest B&M Burnham & Merrill Brown Bread Original 99% Fat Free No Cholesterol'
October 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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blurry humans
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Me waiting for the Rapture:
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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When I see that, I hear this:
August 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Your good shampoo:
Three bottles of superhero themed 3-in-1 Body Wash/Shampoo/Conditioner, featuring Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman
August 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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This is my Last Supper
Stillshot from 'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre' (1974) showing Leatherface and his family eating around a dinner table. The room is decorated with human and animal bones.
August 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I grew up on these streets.
Stillshot from John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) showing Michael Myers stepping onto the sidewalk from behind the hedge
August 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The bra:
A close-up shot of a bra. Each cup features the large cartoonish eyes of Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, complete with his signature red bandana mask.
July 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
movie poster for THE HIDDEN (1987) movie poster for NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986)
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Not a cellphone in sight.
Just people enjoying their lives.
Still from Ridley Scott's 'Alien' (1979) showing Yaphet Kotto smirking and John Hurt laughing while eating
July 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit in 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' (1992) Kermit the Frog as Captain Abraham Smollett in 'Muppet Treasure Island' (1996)
June 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.

The gang:
The Lost Boys from Steven Spielberg's Hook (1991)
June 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Saw a chipmunk today. 🐿️ I adopted him (no, I didn't) and we're now best friends (no, we're not).
chipmunk walking past a BBQ grill and a blue recycle bin close-up of a chipmunk close-up of a chipmunk
June 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The main characters
The scene stealer
Patrick Swayze as Sam Wheat and Demi Moore as Molly Jensen embracing in 'Ghost' (1990) Whoopi Goldberg as Oda May Brown struggling with Orlando in 'Ghost' (1990)
June 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Can I come over and stare at you like this?
A close-up of a used mop. The mop head is grey and attached to a metal holder on a wooden handle. Three small triangular cutouts on the clamp, along with a round screw in the center, give the clamp the appearance of a smiling face.
June 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Uhhh, the skunk wanted me to remind you all that life stinks.
SKUNK! (in my backyard) on grass
May 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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What’s your sign?
A white toaster with the words "My Last Bath Bomb" written on it in a cursive script.
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it’s just Norma Bates' mummified corpse from Psycho.
Still from Alfred Hitchock's Psycho showing a close-up of Norma Bates' corpse (a decayed, skeletal figure with hair, hollow eye sockets and teeth exposed)
May 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Drop some PRACTICAL FX 🤯🖤
May 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Me in my own little bubble:
A fried egg cooking in a dark pan. The yolk contains small white bubbles near the center, giving the impression of a skull.
May 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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What’s a line delivery you think about a lot?
May 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Happy birthday. 🎈
A drawing of Jason Voorhees wearing his signature hockey mask and a pointy red birthday hat, holding a slice of cake in his left hand, and balloons in his right. The text reads: "I will fucking murder you with birthday wishes."
April 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM