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EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur to announce new reality show where one contestant will become new CEO of the club. The show will be called, ‘Who Wants to Run an F1 Track?”

It will air exclusively on SPURSPLAY and will be hosted by Spurs fan, Michael McIntyre.

#COYS #levyout
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In a key bit of #DeadlineDay irony, Manor Solomon would prefer to not be displaced from his current home at Tottenham Hotspur.
September 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
#DeadlineDay Exclusive! As part of negotiations with Girona, Daniel Levy has personally offered to drive Bryan Gil to the Spanish club. The trip will be filmed and released as a new buddy comedy on SPURSPLAY. The contract does not include an option for Gil to choose the music.
September 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
BREAKING: Local man sitting in windowless room and covered with Monster Munch crumbs who has never been to Hotspur Way believes they could do a better job than Thomas Frank.

#DeadlineDay
September 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
#DeadlineDay EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur exploring potential deal with Erik ten Hag to address the need for additional CB depth on the squad.

ten Hag has 336 appearances at CB and, according to sources, “has some time to kill.”
Former Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has been sacked by Bayer Leverkusen after just two games in charge, the club has confirmed.
Leverkusen sack Ten Hag after three games
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September 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
BREAKING: we can confirm that Tottenham Hotspur striker, Dominic Solanke, does have an ankle. While existence is confirmed, injury status is officially, as one source stated, “🤷”
September 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
When asked what his Love Language was, Tottenham Hotspur Chairman, Daniel Levy, replied: “Some people think it’s ‘quality time’ but I’m really more of an ‘advancing talks’ guy.”

#COYS #DanielLevy
August 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
In an exclusive interview, Tottenham Hotspur player, Alejo Véliz, is confused why everyone is all of a sudden interested in the length of his contract.

#COYS
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
BREAKING: Fabrizio Romano pinky promises that he’s really serious this time. Like really serious.

#COYS #FabrizioRomano
August 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Sources have shared that Tottenham’s Yves Bissouma is confused by the new 8 second rule for goalkeepers. Bissouma is quoted as saying, “Time? I’m unfamiliar with the concept.”

#THFC #PremierLeague #COYS
August 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
According to sources, with Mikey Moore turning 18 today, all he wants for his birthday is for Tottenham to sign Bilal El Khannouss 🎁🎂🎉

[Source: Nephew of one of the SpudBros 🥇]

#THFC #COYS
August 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Random mother of 3 has followed many London businesses on Instagram and is now linked with Tottenham as a midfield option for Frank’s squad.

In a statement she said, “I’m not looking for a contract — just looking for 5 minutes of peace and quiet.”

#coys #thfc #PremierLeague
July 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
📰 Spurs need to make decisions this window or they don’t and they will act on said decisions, or they won’t.

Club is said to be in active discussions for additions to the squad…or they aren’t.

Paratici and Levy are discussing plans, maybe.

[@Dan’sSourceHut]

#THFC #COYS
May 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
BREAKING: massive trophy storm hitting London. If you’re in the path of the storm, quickly head to a pub, drink, and sing loudly.

Those in N7 near Emirates Stadium appear to be safe and do not need to take cover from this storm.

🏆🏆🏆

#COYS #ChelseaFC #CrystalPalace
May 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
After seeing Wrexham’s success with celebrity owners Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, Nicolas Cage and Johnny Depp are “cosmically fascinated” by the idea of becoming majority owners of Tottenham.

Cage energetically said, “It’s a f**king chicken on a ball. That’s magical.”

#Tottenham #COYS
April 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Taylor Swift joins supporter’s protest against ENIC and Daniel Levy.

The global superstar said, “It’s them. Hi. They’re the problem, it’s them.”

She also hinted at a possible 10-minute song about her frustrations with the direction of the club.

#COYS #LevyOut #ENICout #PremierLeague
February 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Spurs Injury Update:

* Guglielmo Vicario returns after missing several weeks with a broken foot.

* His hat had a setback in training this week and will miss 2-3 more weeks.

Is Postecoglu asking too much from his player’s accessories?

#COYS #TOTMUN #PremierLeague
February 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Chris Wilson, elected spokesman for all Spurs supporters, shared that no one is currently enjoying this pre-match anxiety. “It’s decimating our productivity, health, and ability to experience beauty. I saw a sun rise this morning and felt nothing.”

#COYD #LIVTOT #CarabaoCup
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Boyfriends/husbands are urged to keep their girlfriends/wives at least 2 miles away from Ange Postecoglu.

His charm and “rizz” are highly contagious with no known cure or prevention according to the CDC and NHS.

Thoughts and prayers to his latest victim, Mathys Tel. #COYS
February 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
📈Whiplash cases among Spurs fans increase 27% over last week

“This is due to Ange Out’ers that professed hatred for club and coach but then acted like they loved Ange and Spurs when things went well this week. That inconsistency is damaging to the body.” - Medical Source

#COYS
February 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Confirmed.

Tel is quoted as saying, “I’m in it for a good time, not a long time.”

#COYS #MathysTel #BayernMunich #PremierLeague
After Tottenham’s convincing win against Brentford, Mathys Tel seeks to reopen communications with the club.

#COYS #BRETOT #PremierLeague
February 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Announcement of Beyoncé shows at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium deleted minutes after posting.

Sources tell us that the Grammy award winning singer sustained a hamstring injury.

Are Postecoglu’s training methods to blame?

#coys #beyonce
February 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Tottenham in talks with Radu Dragusin to see if his agent, Florin Manea, has any experience at CB.

This comes after Crystal Palace rejected the Spurs bid for Marc Guehi. Spurs are in need of depth at CB and are considering every option, including agents.

#COYS #PremierLeague
February 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
SPURS’ GRAY DRIVES TEAM COACH BACK TO N17

Along with playing 5+ positions this year, the club has now had to resort to having Gray drive the team to/from matches.

Gray said, “I’ll do whatever the team needs. Also, we’re making a rest stop at Costa in 15 minutes.” #COYS
February 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
After Tottenham’s convincing win against Brentford, Mathys Tel seeks to reopen communications with the club.

#COYS #BRETOT #PremierLeague
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM