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In a key bit of #DeadlineDay irony, Manor Solomon would prefer to not be displaced from his current home at Tottenham Hotspur.
September 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
In a key bit of #DeadlineDay irony, Manor Solomon would prefer to not be displaced from his current home at Tottenham Hotspur.
BREAKING: Local man sitting in windowless room and covered with Monster Munch crumbs who has never been to Hotspur Way believes they could do a better job than Thomas Frank.
#DeadlineDay
#DeadlineDay
September 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
BREAKING: Local man sitting in windowless room and covered with Monster Munch crumbs who has never been to Hotspur Way believes they could do a better job than Thomas Frank.
#DeadlineDay
#DeadlineDay
Sources have shared that Tottenham’s Yves Bissouma is confused by the new 8 second rule for goalkeepers. Bissouma is quoted as saying, “Time? I’m unfamiliar with the concept.”
#THFC #PremierLeague #COYS
#THFC #PremierLeague #COYS
August 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sources have shared that Tottenham’s Yves Bissouma is confused by the new 8 second rule for goalkeepers. Bissouma is quoted as saying, “Time? I’m unfamiliar with the concept.”
#THFC #PremierLeague #COYS
#THFC #PremierLeague #COYS
Random mother of 3 has followed many London businesses on Instagram and is now linked with Tottenham as a midfield option for Frank’s squad.
In a statement she said, “I’m not looking for a contract — just looking for 5 minutes of peace and quiet.”
#coys #thfc #PremierLeague
In a statement she said, “I’m not looking for a contract — just looking for 5 minutes of peace and quiet.”
#coys #thfc #PremierLeague
July 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Random mother of 3 has followed many London businesses on Instagram and is now linked with Tottenham as a midfield option for Frank’s squad.
In a statement she said, “I’m not looking for a contract — just looking for 5 minutes of peace and quiet.”
#coys #thfc #PremierLeague
In a statement she said, “I’m not looking for a contract — just looking for 5 minutes of peace and quiet.”
#coys #thfc #PremierLeague
BREAKING: massive trophy storm hitting London. If you’re in the path of the storm, quickly head to a pub, drink, and sing loudly.
Those in N7 near Emirates Stadium appear to be safe and do not need to take cover from this storm.
🏆🏆🏆
#COYS #ChelseaFC #CrystalPalace
Those in N7 near Emirates Stadium appear to be safe and do not need to take cover from this storm.
🏆🏆🏆
#COYS #ChelseaFC #CrystalPalace
May 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
BREAKING: massive trophy storm hitting London. If you’re in the path of the storm, quickly head to a pub, drink, and sing loudly.
Those in N7 near Emirates Stadium appear to be safe and do not need to take cover from this storm.
🏆🏆🏆
#COYS #ChelseaFC #CrystalPalace
Those in N7 near Emirates Stadium appear to be safe and do not need to take cover from this storm.
🏆🏆🏆
#COYS #ChelseaFC #CrystalPalace
After seeing Wrexham’s success with celebrity owners Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, Nicolas Cage and Johnny Depp are “cosmically fascinated” by the idea of becoming majority owners of Tottenham.
Cage energetically said, “It’s a f**king chicken on a ball. That’s magical.”
#Tottenham #COYS
Cage energetically said, “It’s a f**king chicken on a ball. That’s magical.”
#Tottenham #COYS
April 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
After seeing Wrexham’s success with celebrity owners Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, Nicolas Cage and Johnny Depp are “cosmically fascinated” by the idea of becoming majority owners of Tottenham.
Cage energetically said, “It’s a f**king chicken on a ball. That’s magical.”
#Tottenham #COYS
Cage energetically said, “It’s a f**king chicken on a ball. That’s magical.”
#Tottenham #COYS
Taylor Swift joins supporter’s protest against ENIC and Daniel Levy.
The global superstar said, “It’s them. Hi. They’re the problem, it’s them.”
She also hinted at a possible 10-minute song about her frustrations with the direction of the club.
#COYS #LevyOut #ENICout #PremierLeague
The global superstar said, “It’s them. Hi. They’re the problem, it’s them.”
She also hinted at a possible 10-minute song about her frustrations with the direction of the club.
#COYS #LevyOut #ENICout #PremierLeague
February 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Taylor Swift joins supporter’s protest against ENIC and Daniel Levy.
The global superstar said, “It’s them. Hi. They’re the problem, it’s them.”
She also hinted at a possible 10-minute song about her frustrations with the direction of the club.
#COYS #LevyOut #ENICout #PremierLeague
The global superstar said, “It’s them. Hi. They’re the problem, it’s them.”
She also hinted at a possible 10-minute song about her frustrations with the direction of the club.
#COYS #LevyOut #ENICout #PremierLeague
Spurs Injury Update:
* Guglielmo Vicario returns after missing several weeks with a broken foot.
* His hat had a setback in training this week and will miss 2-3 more weeks.
Is Postecoglu asking too much from his player’s accessories?
#COYS #TOTMUN #PremierLeague
* Guglielmo Vicario returns after missing several weeks with a broken foot.
* His hat had a setback in training this week and will miss 2-3 more weeks.
Is Postecoglu asking too much from his player’s accessories?
#COYS #TOTMUN #PremierLeague
February 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Spurs Injury Update:
* Guglielmo Vicario returns after missing several weeks with a broken foot.
* His hat had a setback in training this week and will miss 2-3 more weeks.
Is Postecoglu asking too much from his player’s accessories?
#COYS #TOTMUN #PremierLeague
* Guglielmo Vicario returns after missing several weeks with a broken foot.
* His hat had a setback in training this week and will miss 2-3 more weeks.
Is Postecoglu asking too much from his player’s accessories?
#COYS #TOTMUN #PremierLeague
Chris Wilson, elected spokesman for all Spurs supporters, shared that no one is currently enjoying this pre-match anxiety. “It’s decimating our productivity, health, and ability to experience beauty. I saw a sun rise this morning and felt nothing.”
#COYD #LIVTOT #CarabaoCup
#COYD #LIVTOT #CarabaoCup
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Chris Wilson, elected spokesman for all Spurs supporters, shared that no one is currently enjoying this pre-match anxiety. “It’s decimating our productivity, health, and ability to experience beauty. I saw a sun rise this morning and felt nothing.”
#COYD #LIVTOT #CarabaoCup
#COYD #LIVTOT #CarabaoCup
Boyfriends/husbands are urged to keep their girlfriends/wives at least 2 miles away from Ange Postecoglu.
His charm and “rizz” are highly contagious with no known cure or prevention according to the CDC and NHS.
Thoughts and prayers to his latest victim, Mathys Tel. #COYS
His charm and “rizz” are highly contagious with no known cure or prevention according to the CDC and NHS.
Thoughts and prayers to his latest victim, Mathys Tel. #COYS
February 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Boyfriends/husbands are urged to keep their girlfriends/wives at least 2 miles away from Ange Postecoglu.
His charm and “rizz” are highly contagious with no known cure or prevention according to the CDC and NHS.
Thoughts and prayers to his latest victim, Mathys Tel. #COYS
His charm and “rizz” are highly contagious with no known cure or prevention according to the CDC and NHS.
Thoughts and prayers to his latest victim, Mathys Tel. #COYS
📈Whiplash cases among Spurs fans increase 27% over last week
“This is due to Ange Out’ers that professed hatred for club and coach but then acted like they loved Ange and Spurs when things went well this week. That inconsistency is damaging to the body.” - Medical Source
#COYS
“This is due to Ange Out’ers that professed hatred for club and coach but then acted like they loved Ange and Spurs when things went well this week. That inconsistency is damaging to the body.” - Medical Source
#COYS
February 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
📈Whiplash cases among Spurs fans increase 27% over last week
“This is due to Ange Out’ers that professed hatred for club and coach but then acted like they loved Ange and Spurs when things went well this week. That inconsistency is damaging to the body.” - Medical Source
#COYS
“This is due to Ange Out’ers that professed hatred for club and coach but then acted like they loved Ange and Spurs when things went well this week. That inconsistency is damaging to the body.” - Medical Source
#COYS
Tottenham in talks with Radu Dragusin to see if his agent, Florin Manea, has any experience at CB.
This comes after Crystal Palace rejected the Spurs bid for Marc Guehi. Spurs are in need of depth at CB and are considering every option, including agents.
#COYS #PremierLeague
This comes after Crystal Palace rejected the Spurs bid for Marc Guehi. Spurs are in need of depth at CB and are considering every option, including agents.
#COYS #PremierLeague
February 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Tottenham in talks with Radu Dragusin to see if his agent, Florin Manea, has any experience at CB.
This comes after Crystal Palace rejected the Spurs bid for Marc Guehi. Spurs are in need of depth at CB and are considering every option, including agents.
#COYS #PremierLeague
This comes after Crystal Palace rejected the Spurs bid for Marc Guehi. Spurs are in need of depth at CB and are considering every option, including agents.
#COYS #PremierLeague
SPURS’ GRAY DRIVES TEAM COACH BACK TO N17
Along with playing 5+ positions this year, the club has now had to resort to having Gray drive the team to/from matches.
Gray said, “I’ll do whatever the team needs. Also, we’re making a rest stop at Costa in 15 minutes.” #COYS
Along with playing 5+ positions this year, the club has now had to resort to having Gray drive the team to/from matches.
Gray said, “I’ll do whatever the team needs. Also, we’re making a rest stop at Costa in 15 minutes.” #COYS
February 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
SPURS’ GRAY DRIVES TEAM COACH BACK TO N17
Along with playing 5+ positions this year, the club has now had to resort to having Gray drive the team to/from matches.
Gray said, “I’ll do whatever the team needs. Also, we’re making a rest stop at Costa in 15 minutes.” #COYS
Along with playing 5+ positions this year, the club has now had to resort to having Gray drive the team to/from matches.
Gray said, “I’ll do whatever the team needs. Also, we’re making a rest stop at Costa in 15 minutes.” #COYS
After Tottenham’s convincing win against Brentford, Mathys Tel seeks to reopen communications with the club.
#COYS #BRETOT #PremierLeague
#COYS #BRETOT #PremierLeague
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
After Tottenham’s convincing win against Brentford, Mathys Tel seeks to reopen communications with the club.
#COYS #BRETOT #PremierLeague
#COYS #BRETOT #PremierLeague
BREAKING: Son Heung-min has been named as the new Set Piece Coach for Tottenham Hotspur.
In a statement, Son said, “I don’t remember applying but sure.”
#COYS
In a statement, Son said, “I don’t remember applying but sure.”
#COYS
February 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
BREAKING: Son Heung-min has been named as the new Set Piece Coach for Tottenham Hotspur.
In a statement, Son said, “I don’t remember applying but sure.”
#COYS
In a statement, Son said, “I don’t remember applying but sure.”
#COYS
Three questions ahead of today’s #BRETOT match:
- Will Spurs ride the momentum from Thursday’s Europa League win?
- Will injuries continue to plague Spurs in league play?
- Will Spurs high line be enough to overcome Thomas Frank’s gorgeous hair?
#COYS #PremierLeague
- Will Spurs ride the momentum from Thursday’s Europa League win?
- Will injuries continue to plague Spurs in league play?
- Will Spurs high line be enough to overcome Thomas Frank’s gorgeous hair?
#COYS #PremierLeague
February 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Three questions ahead of today’s #BRETOT match:
- Will Spurs ride the momentum from Thursday’s Europa League win?
- Will injuries continue to plague Spurs in league play?
- Will Spurs high line be enough to overcome Thomas Frank’s gorgeous hair?
#COYS #PremierLeague
- Will Spurs ride the momentum from Thursday’s Europa League win?
- Will injuries continue to plague Spurs in league play?
- Will Spurs high line be enough to overcome Thomas Frank’s gorgeous hair?
#COYS #PremierLeague
Leyton Orient manager Richie Wellens said after their loss today: “I’m not going to make excuses, I’m not Ange Postecoglou”
In response, the EFL has fined Wellens £10k and stated that future offenses will result in him having to manage under Daniel Levy.
#COYS #LeytonOrient
In response, the EFL has fined Wellens £10k and stated that future offenses will result in him having to manage under Daniel Levy.
#COYS #LeytonOrient
February 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Leyton Orient manager Richie Wellens said after their loss today: “I’m not going to make excuses, I’m not Ange Postecoglou”
In response, the EFL has fined Wellens £10k and stated that future offenses will result in him having to manage under Daniel Levy.
#COYS #LeytonOrient
In response, the EFL has fined Wellens £10k and stated that future offenses will result in him having to manage under Daniel Levy.
#COYS #LeytonOrient
BREAKING: Levy and Lange currently searching Temu for another defender and striker.
If they’re able to complete the deal, Spurs can expect to receive them in 4-24 weeks.
#COYS
If they’re able to complete the deal, Spurs can expect to receive them in 4-24 weeks.
#COYS
February 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
BREAKING: Levy and Lange currently searching Temu for another defender and striker.
If they’re able to complete the deal, Spurs can expect to receive them in 4-24 weeks.
#COYS
If they’re able to complete the deal, Spurs can expect to receive them in 4-24 weeks.
#COYS
Breaking: Spurs Self-Esteem index sees increase of 1.2% after new interest from Lens defender, Kevin Danso.
The index took a hit over the last 24-hours after rejections from Tel, Tomori, and The Rolling Stones.
One Spurs source said, “It’s just nice to be acknowledged.”
#COYS
The index took a hit over the last 24-hours after rejections from Tel, Tomori, and The Rolling Stones.
One Spurs source said, “It’s just nice to be acknowledged.”
#COYS
February 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Breaking: Spurs Self-Esteem index sees increase of 1.2% after new interest from Lens defender, Kevin Danso.
The index took a hit over the last 24-hours after rejections from Tel, Tomori, and The Rolling Stones.
One Spurs source said, “It’s just nice to be acknowledged.”
#COYS
The index took a hit over the last 24-hours after rejections from Tel, Tomori, and The Rolling Stones.
One Spurs source said, “It’s just nice to be acknowledged.”
#COYS
Ange Postecoglu has entered his emo era. The Tottenham manager shared in a press conference yesterday,
“Every time I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel, it's usually been an oncoming train.”
Sources expect a lip piercing soon if there are no signings this window.
#COYS
“Every time I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel, it's usually been an oncoming train.”
Sources expect a lip piercing soon if there are no signings this window.
#COYS
February 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ange Postecoglu has entered his emo era. The Tottenham manager shared in a press conference yesterday,
“Every time I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel, it's usually been an oncoming train.”
Sources expect a lip piercing soon if there are no signings this window.
#COYS
“Every time I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel, it's usually been an oncoming train.”
Sources expect a lip piercing soon if there are no signings this window.
#COYS
JUST IN: Backstreet Boys ink deal for week of concerts at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
Levy finished the deal with the popular millennial boy band, seen in the image below enjoying a recent match, shortly after being rebuffed by numerous players in the transfer window.
#COYS
Levy finished the deal with the popular millennial boy band, seen in the image below enjoying a recent match, shortly after being rebuffed by numerous players in the transfer window.
#COYS
February 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
JUST IN: Backstreet Boys ink deal for week of concerts at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
Levy finished the deal with the popular millennial boy band, seen in the image below enjoying a recent match, shortly after being rebuffed by numerous players in the transfer window.
#COYS
Levy finished the deal with the popular millennial boy band, seen in the image below enjoying a recent match, shortly after being rebuffed by numerous players in the transfer window.
#COYS
BREAKING: Daniel Levy forced to eat dinner alone tonight after wife cancels.
According to a source, when asked if Italian sounded alright, Levy’s wife said she’d like to have a few hours to think about her next steps.
This only hours after Levy rejected by Mathys Tel.
#COYS
According to a source, when asked if Italian sounded alright, Levy’s wife said she’d like to have a few hours to think about her next steps.
This only hours after Levy rejected by Mathys Tel.
#COYS
February 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
BREAKING: Daniel Levy forced to eat dinner alone tonight after wife cancels.
According to a source, when asked if Italian sounded alright, Levy’s wife said she’d like to have a few hours to think about her next steps.
This only hours after Levy rejected by Mathys Tel.
#COYS
According to a source, when asked if Italian sounded alright, Levy’s wife said she’d like to have a few hours to think about her next steps.
This only hours after Levy rejected by Mathys Tel.
#COYS