CoyoteWallace
@coyotewallace.bsky.social
Amazon Best Selling Low Fantasy Author, Gonzo journalist, creator of The Dispatches From Appalachia, Occasionally a Game Designer, Humorist, Appalachian activist, part-time historian, Dirty liberal punk, and wizard's apprentice.
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· May 10
American Mystic: The Life, Death, & Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful
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All that stands between the erasure of all that is weird, fantastic, and magical is one aging Gonzo Journalist, an indigenous activist with a chip on her shoulder, and a gay punk wizard with extreme father issues.
Strap in. There's no sorting hats in Bat Country, Bubba!
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All that stands between the erasure of all that is weird, fantastic, and magical is one aging Gonzo Journalist, an indigenous activist with a chip on her shoulder, and a gay punk wizard with extreme father issues.
Strap in. There's no sorting hats in Bat Country, Bubba!
#Books
Silly Fact: Even though my kid is 23, a total badass, fiercely independent, and one tough lady - I still write her notes reminding her she’s the best Sprat in the world and that I’m proud of her.
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Silly Fact: Even though my kid is 23, a total badass, fiercely independent, and one tough lady - I still write her notes reminding her she’s the best Sprat in the world and that I’m proud of her.
Been up all night writing and realized the cats had fallen asleep on my lap like this. Zoolie and Pickles look like they’re kissing.
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Been up all night writing and realized the cats had fallen asleep on my lap like this. Zoolie and Pickles look like they’re kissing.
Sleepy Coyote Thought: Keep being good to people. Keep helping each other. Keep raising your voice for decency and empathy.
The forces of fascism will lose.
-You- are good enough.
Shine on.
The forces of fascism will lose.
-You- are good enough.
Shine on.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Sleepy Coyote Thought: Keep being good to people. Keep helping each other. Keep raising your voice for decency and empathy.
The forces of fascism will lose.
-You- are good enough.
Shine on.
The forces of fascism will lose.
-You- are good enough.
Shine on.
Going to sleep - you’re all amazing and should totally read that new Dispatch From Appalachia about Frank Ingham.
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Going to sleep - you’re all amazing and should totally read that new Dispatch From Appalachia about Frank Ingham.
Reminder theres a new Dispatch out and you should check it out!
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Reminder theres a new Dispatch out and you should check it out!
Brand spanking new Dispatches From Appalachia as we tell the tale of Frank Ingham, one of Appalachia's first Black union leaders, combatant at Blair Mountain, and survivor of a heinous Gun Thug attempt to make him betray his union brothers.
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Lost Heroes of Old Appalachia: Frank Ingham, The Man Iron Couldn’t Kill
The mountains of Appalachia are older than the cities or nations of men, they’re older than the concept of money, or even the spoken word…
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February 10, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Brand spanking new Dispatches From Appalachia as we tell the tale of Frank Ingham, one of Appalachia's first Black union leaders, combatant at Blair Mountain, and survivor of a heinous Gun Thug attempt to make him betray his union brothers.
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Oh, and because we're celebrating diversity this month...and because I really like to piss off those people who paint Appalachians all with the same brush...Here's a Dispatch from the vault.
Tapestry In The Mountains: Diversity, Hardships, and Heroes
There are many myths and misconceptions about the Appalachian people, born of ignorance, Hollywood sensibilities, and sensationalism. The…
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February 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Oh, and because we're celebrating diversity this month...and because I really like to piss off those people who paint Appalachians all with the same brush...Here's a Dispatch from the vault.
Sending bad jokes to the Sprat while she is at work is never going to get old. She has been having a rough time of it at the hospital lately, and I do what I can to brighten her day. One day, Im going to get that kid the world to make up for lost time.
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Sending bad jokes to the Sprat while she is at work is never going to get old. She has been having a rough time of it at the hospital lately, and I do what I can to brighten her day. One day, Im going to get that kid the world to make up for lost time.
"This dark, compelling fantasy is a must-read for horror fans looking for a fearsome supernatural Western." - Amazon review
Don't forget folks who just started following - I have a new novel out - Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge! Get your copy today!
#BookSky #MustRead #Novels
Don't forget folks who just started following - I have a new novel out - Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge! Get your copy today!
#BookSky #MustRead #Novels
Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge
Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge - Kindle edition by Wallace, Coyote. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge.
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February 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Not every fight is fought with fist, some are fought with notes and tonight - Bad Bunny is going to kick the shit out of those racists Turning Point bastards! Tonight the fight isn't on the street corners but on the stage, and by God in Heaven - we are going to win!
Hope will triumph.
Hope will triumph.
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Not every fight is fought with fist, some are fought with notes and tonight - Bad Bunny is going to kick the shit out of those racists Turning Point bastards! Tonight the fight isn't on the street corners but on the stage, and by God in Heaven - we are going to win!
Hope will triumph.
Hope will triumph.
Don’t give up. Nothing ever gets better if you give up.
February 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Don’t give up. Nothing ever gets better if you give up.
Sleepy Coyote Thought: Dream of hope, dream of defiant love, and dream of bright tomorrows. The schemes of wicked men will one day fade from this world, and the efforts of love will outlast them.
You are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
You are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Sleepy Coyote Thought: Dream of hope, dream of defiant love, and dream of bright tomorrows. The schemes of wicked men will one day fade from this world, and the efforts of love will outlast them.
You are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
You are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
I know it’s hokey, but I really hope this writer thing pays off one day so I can give The Sprat a life she deserves. I don’t need to change the world - just that little part of it.
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I know it’s hokey, but I really hope this writer thing pays off one day so I can give The Sprat a life she deserves. I don’t need to change the world - just that little part of it.
Here’s something I want y’all to do to recharge your batteries:
When it’s all over and justice has been served - ICE abolished, Trump and his cohorts on trial, and the machine dismantled…
What do you want to do? What are you looking forward to? That first night when it’s over - what do you do?
When it’s all over and justice has been served - ICE abolished, Trump and his cohorts on trial, and the machine dismantled…
What do you want to do? What are you looking forward to? That first night when it’s over - what do you do?
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Here’s something I want y’all to do to recharge your batteries:
When it’s all over and justice has been served - ICE abolished, Trump and his cohorts on trial, and the machine dismantled…
What do you want to do? What are you looking forward to? That first night when it’s over - what do you do?
When it’s all over and justice has been served - ICE abolished, Trump and his cohorts on trial, and the machine dismantled…
What do you want to do? What are you looking forward to? That first night when it’s over - what do you do?
Everytime that asshole tells a woman to smile more, I want to scream out,
“Wait till you’re arrested and they’ll be dancing in the goddamn streets.”
“Wait till you’re arrested and they’ll be dancing in the goddamn streets.”
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Everytime that asshole tells a woman to smile more, I want to scream out,
“Wait till you’re arrested and they’ll be dancing in the goddamn streets.”
“Wait till you’re arrested and they’ll be dancing in the goddamn streets.”
Look, I'm not saying that American Mystic: The Life, Death, and Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful was ahead of the curve or anything, but...
Vampire Richard Nixon having a blood frenzy on camera isn't that far off from Trump shitting his pants.
Pick up your copy today. ;)
#Booksky💙📘 #Books
Vampire Richard Nixon having a blood frenzy on camera isn't that far off from Trump shitting his pants.
Pick up your copy today. ;)
#Booksky💙📘 #Books
American Mystic: The Life, Death, & Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful
American Mystic: The Life, Death, & Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful - Kindle edition by Wallace, Coyote. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading American Mystic: The Life, Death, & Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful.
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February 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Look, I'm not saying that American Mystic: The Life, Death, and Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful was ahead of the curve or anything, but...
Vampire Richard Nixon having a blood frenzy on camera isn't that far off from Trump shitting his pants.
Pick up your copy today. ;)
#Booksky💙📘 #Books
Vampire Richard Nixon having a blood frenzy on camera isn't that far off from Trump shitting his pants.
Pick up your copy today. ;)
#Booksky💙📘 #Books
How unlikeable is Elon Musk that you’d rather have a guy who shits himself over? What does this fucker do when cameras aren’t rolling that even the worst people are like,
“I don’t mind if the guy who shits his pants shows up - but that Musk guy…”
“I don’t mind if the guy who shits his pants shows up - but that Musk guy…”
February 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
How unlikeable is Elon Musk that you’d rather have a guy who shits himself over? What does this fucker do when cameras aren’t rolling that even the worst people are like,
“I don’t mind if the guy who shits his pants shows up - but that Musk guy…”
“I don’t mind if the guy who shits his pants shows up - but that Musk guy…”
Reposted by CoyoteWallace
The 2020s suck! Quick! Let's go back to the 1990s for an hour with Ben Riggs, Wolfgang Baur, and me.
youtu.be/dYThl7bUzZ0?...
youtu.be/dYThl7bUzZ0?...
The Wild 90s in TTRPGs! A conversation with Wolfgang Baur & Satyros Phil Brucato Ep- 86
YouTube video by Reading D&D Aloud
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February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The 2020s suck! Quick! Let's go back to the 1990s for an hour with Ben Riggs, Wolfgang Baur, and me.
youtu.be/dYThl7bUzZ0?...
youtu.be/dYThl7bUzZ0?...
Whoever discovers the next strain of syphilis better name it after him. Seriously. I’m putting this out into the universe.
Or if you were on the fence and were going to call some horrible new STD - pedophile swine herpes of the brain - name it after him instead!
What?
I’m petty and spiteful!
Or if you were on the fence and were going to call some horrible new STD - pedophile swine herpes of the brain - name it after him instead!
What?
I’m petty and spiteful!
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Whoever discovers the next strain of syphilis better name it after him. Seriously. I’m putting this out into the universe.
Or if you were on the fence and were going to call some horrible new STD - pedophile swine herpes of the brain - name it after him instead!
What?
I’m petty and spiteful!
Or if you were on the fence and were going to call some horrible new STD - pedophile swine herpes of the brain - name it after him instead!
What?
I’m petty and spiteful!
All the jokes I’ve written and the first time i really get a bunch of shares and likes it’s a 120 Days of Sodom reference…
…About America
*stares*
…About America
*stares*
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
All the jokes I’ve written and the first time i really get a bunch of shares and likes it’s a 120 Days of Sodom reference…
…About America
*stares*
…About America
*stares*
My kid works as an ER Nurse and she’s having a bad night - so, I told her about the president shitting himself.
That was the first time Donald Trump ever made a woman or a gay person happy.
That was the first time Donald Trump ever made a woman or a gay person happy.
February 2, 2026 at 8:29 AM
My kid works as an ER Nurse and she’s having a bad night - so, I told her about the president shitting himself.
That was the first time Donald Trump ever made a woman or a gay person happy.
That was the first time Donald Trump ever made a woman or a gay person happy.
You know…
Not to be optimistic or anything, but… ah…maybe it’s not a good sign if the leader of your fascist movement shits himself on live tv.
I mean, call me crazy, but I just don’t see some kinda glorious Tech Bro Reich successfully kicked off by a man who poops himself.
Not to be optimistic or anything, but… ah…maybe it’s not a good sign if the leader of your fascist movement shits himself on live tv.
I mean, call me crazy, but I just don’t see some kinda glorious Tech Bro Reich successfully kicked off by a man who poops himself.
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 AM
You know…
Not to be optimistic or anything, but… ah…maybe it’s not a good sign if the leader of your fascist movement shits himself on live tv.
I mean, call me crazy, but I just don’t see some kinda glorious Tech Bro Reich successfully kicked off by a man who poops himself.
Not to be optimistic or anything, but… ah…maybe it’s not a good sign if the leader of your fascist movement shits himself on live tv.
I mean, call me crazy, but I just don’t see some kinda glorious Tech Bro Reich successfully kicked off by a man who poops himself.
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Wherever you are, whatever you’re going through…
…at least you don’t have to watch the Melania movie.
…at least you don’t have to watch the Melania movie.
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Wherever you are, whatever you’re going through…
…at least you don’t have to watch the Melania movie.
…at least you don’t have to watch the Melania movie.
Crazy Idea: Let’s spend some of ICE’s bloated budget on…oh, I don’t know….
Investigating, prosecuting, and capturing wealthy pedophiles who think they can do whatever they want to us poor people?
Investigating, prosecuting, and capturing wealthy pedophiles who think they can do whatever they want to us poor people?
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Crazy Idea: Let’s spend some of ICE’s bloated budget on…oh, I don’t know….
Investigating, prosecuting, and capturing wealthy pedophiles who think they can do whatever they want to us poor people?
Investigating, prosecuting, and capturing wealthy pedophiles who think they can do whatever they want to us poor people?