CoyoteWallace
@coyotewallace.bsky.social
Amazon Best Selling Low Fantasy Author, Gonzo journalist, creator of The Dispatches From Appalachia, Occasionally a Game Designer, Humorist, Appalachian activist, part-time historian, Dirty liberal punk, and wizard's apprentice.
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CoyoteWallace
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· May 10
American Mystic: The Life, Death, & Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful
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#Selfpromo time.
All that stands between the erasure of all that is weird, fantastic, and magical is one aging Gonzo Journalist, an indigenous activist with a chip on her shoulder, and a gay punk wizard with extreme father issues.
Strap in. There's no sorting hats in Bat Country, Bubba!
#Books
All that stands between the erasure of all that is weird, fantastic, and magical is one aging Gonzo Journalist, an indigenous activist with a chip on her shoulder, and a gay punk wizard with extreme father issues.
Strap in. There's no sorting hats in Bat Country, Bubba!
#Books
Sleepy Coyote Thought: No one is really free so long as we are a nation where people face starvation over a medical bill. No one should have to live in fear of getting sick.
-You- are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
-You- are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sleepy Coyote Thought: No one is really free so long as we are a nation where people face starvation over a medical bill. No one should have to live in fear of getting sick.
-You- are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
-You- are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
One day, when I write my way out of poverty and I’m laughing about this whole ‘no heat and little food’ thing, I’m going to start a resource for people like me.
Nothing makes you want to take care of the poor like being poor.
Which, for the record, is how you know JD Vance is full of shit.
Nothing makes you want to take care of the poor like being poor.
Which, for the record, is how you know JD Vance is full of shit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
One day, when I write my way out of poverty and I’m laughing about this whole ‘no heat and little food’ thing, I’m going to start a resource for people like me.
Nothing makes you want to take care of the poor like being poor.
Which, for the record, is how you know JD Vance is full of shit.
Nothing makes you want to take care of the poor like being poor.
Which, for the record, is how you know JD Vance is full of shit.
The Sprat Dialogues
Me: "Hey, Sprat - you want a copy of my new book? Got a badass lady protagonist."
Sprat: "Is she involved in a tragically doomed romance with another woman?"
Me: "...It's got the Devil...."
Sprat: "Meh, I'll wait...but remember it has to be -DOOMED- or its no good."
Me: "Hey, Sprat - you want a copy of my new book? Got a badass lady protagonist."
Sprat: "Is she involved in a tragically doomed romance with another woman?"
Me: "...It's got the Devil...."
Sprat: "Meh, I'll wait...but remember it has to be -DOOMED- or its no good."
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Sprat Dialogues
Me: "Hey, Sprat - you want a copy of my new book? Got a badass lady protagonist."
Sprat: "Is she involved in a tragically doomed romance with another woman?"
Me: "...It's got the Devil...."
Sprat: "Meh, I'll wait...but remember it has to be -DOOMED- or its no good."
Me: "Hey, Sprat - you want a copy of my new book? Got a badass lady protagonist."
Sprat: "Is she involved in a tragically doomed romance with another woman?"
Me: "...It's got the Devil...."
Sprat: "Meh, I'll wait...but remember it has to be -DOOMED- or its no good."
Not going to lie - sucks not having a good heating situation during the cold months, but it does give me a chance to use all the chihuahuas and cats as bed warmers.
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Not going to lie - sucks not having a good heating situation during the cold months, but it does give me a chance to use all the chihuahuas and cats as bed warmers.
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Some mornings you just have to brave the cold to bring your Sprat pizza rolls at 8 o'clock in the morning...
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Some mornings you just have to brave the cold to bring your Sprat pizza rolls at 8 o'clock in the morning...
Great. My dryer is dead. Unless some kind soul takes pity on me, I'll be doing my laundry over at the Sprat's house for the conceivable future.
Being poor in America sucks.
Being poor in America sucks.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Great. My dryer is dead. Unless some kind soul takes pity on me, I'll be doing my laundry over at the Sprat's house for the conceivable future.
Being poor in America sucks.
Being poor in America sucks.
Sleepy Coyote Thought: You are walking, talking, shit kicking stardust - capable of love, poetry, dreaming, and making tacos. Act accordingly.
-You- are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
-You- are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sleepy Coyote Thought: You are walking, talking, shit kicking stardust - capable of love, poetry, dreaming, and making tacos. Act accordingly.
-You- are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
-You- are good enough (I promise)
Shine on.
Too cold to sleep. Might as well write.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Too cold to sleep. Might as well write.
When Sarah's family is killed before her eyes, she makes a deal with the Devil for a chance to hold her killers accountable. Now, as those men begin to enjoy their ill gotten gains, she has returned for one thing:
Bloody Revenge
#Booksky #Novels #IndieAuthors #Western #Horror
Bloody Revenge
#Booksky #Novels #IndieAuthors #Western #Horror
Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge
Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge - Kindle edition by Wallace, Coyote. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When Sarah's family is killed before her eyes, she makes a deal with the Devil for a chance to hold her killers accountable. Now, as those men begin to enjoy their ill gotten gains, she has returned for one thing:
Bloody Revenge
#Booksky #Novels #IndieAuthors #Western #Horror
Bloody Revenge
#Booksky #Novels #IndieAuthors #Western #Horror
Sleepy Coyote Thought: For all the people facing the holidays alone because of MAGA bullshit (or whatever)
You are seen. You are more than the negative things say. Your dignity is worth it. Things will get better.
You are good enough. I promise.
Shine on.
You are seen. You are more than the negative things say. Your dignity is worth it. Things will get better.
You are good enough. I promise.
Shine on.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sleepy Coyote Thought: For all the people facing the holidays alone because of MAGA bullshit (or whatever)
You are seen. You are more than the negative things say. Your dignity is worth it. Things will get better.
You are good enough. I promise.
Shine on.
You are seen. You are more than the negative things say. Your dignity is worth it. Things will get better.
You are good enough. I promise.
Shine on.
Writer first of the day: I tried my hand at writing a comic. Just for practice I converted a scene from a novel I’m working on to a comic book script format.
I still need work. But I’ll get there. One more tool for the Coyote-Toolbox.
I still need work. But I’ll get there. One more tool for the Coyote-Toolbox.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Writer first of the day: I tried my hand at writing a comic. Just for practice I converted a scene from a novel I’m working on to a comic book script format.
I still need work. But I’ll get there. One more tool for the Coyote-Toolbox.
I still need work. But I’ll get there. One more tool for the Coyote-Toolbox.
Looks like my copies of the book finally arrived. Get your very own copy of Sarah Corbin’s Bloody Revenge right now at Amazon.
If you like westerns, tales of revenge, badass female leads that’ll scare a rattlesnake silent, and hellishly fun horror - you’ll live this one. Don’t miss out!
If you like westerns, tales of revenge, badass female leads that’ll scare a rattlesnake silent, and hellishly fun horror - you’ll live this one. Don’t miss out!
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Looks like my copies of the book finally arrived. Get your very own copy of Sarah Corbin’s Bloody Revenge right now at Amazon.
If you like westerns, tales of revenge, badass female leads that’ll scare a rattlesnake silent, and hellishly fun horror - you’ll live this one. Don’t miss out!
If you like westerns, tales of revenge, badass female leads that’ll scare a rattlesnake silent, and hellishly fun horror - you’ll live this one. Don’t miss out!
When Sarah's family is murdered before her eyes, she makes a deal with the Devil himself for an opportunity to strike back, but every bargain comes with a catch.
All who block her path must fall.
Greed. Gold. Blood. Death. Hellfire. Vengeance.
This is Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge
#Booksky💙📚
All who block her path must fall.
Greed. Gold. Blood. Death. Hellfire. Vengeance.
This is Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge
#Booksky💙📚
Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge
Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge - Kindle edition by Wallace, Coyote. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge.
www.amazon.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When Sarah's family is murdered before her eyes, she makes a deal with the Devil himself for an opportunity to strike back, but every bargain comes with a catch.
All who block her path must fall.
Greed. Gold. Blood. Death. Hellfire. Vengeance.
This is Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge
#Booksky💙📚
All who block her path must fall.
Greed. Gold. Blood. Death. Hellfire. Vengeance.
This is Sarah Corbin's Bloody Revenge
#Booksky💙📚
Was lucky enough to read this before its release (perk of being a wizard’s apprentice) and I can’t recommend it enough. Buy this book. Now. Each of these stories is gold…maybe cursed gold…but gold.
(And while you’re at it pick up a copy of Sarah Corbin’s Bloody Revenge)
;)
(And while you’re at it pick up a copy of Sarah Corbin’s Bloody Revenge)
;)
NOW AVAILABLE
FROM ONLINE BOOKSELLERS
IN DIGITAL, KINDLE, AND TPB EDITIONS
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FROM ONLINE BOOKSELLERS
IN DIGITAL, KINDLE, AND TPB EDITIONS
#horror #horrorfiction #horrorcollections #booksky
#bookstagram #booktok #NightmarePress #writers #writing #writerlife #newreleases #shortfiction #storycollection #darkfiction
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Breaking the Devil's Bread [Author Endorsements Teaser]
YouTube video by Satyros Phil Brucato
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November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Was lucky enough to read this before its release (perk of being a wizard’s apprentice) and I can’t recommend it enough. Buy this book. Now. Each of these stories is gold…maybe cursed gold…but gold.
(And while you’re at it pick up a copy of Sarah Corbin’s Bloody Revenge)
;)
(And while you’re at it pick up a copy of Sarah Corbin’s Bloody Revenge)
;)
Looks like we aren’t going to hit our 100 dollar goal. That sucks. Big thank you to everyone that kicked in though. You guys rock.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Looks like we aren’t going to hit our 100 dollar goal. That sucks. Big thank you to everyone that kicked in though. You guys rock.
One last Dispatch from the vault...
No politics in this one. This is for those of you who have had too much politics lately and those of you who need to catch your breath.
This is the story about the bravest woman I ever knew, her horse, and what love can do.
#Appalachia #Horses #Love #Hope
No politics in this one. This is for those of you who have had too much politics lately and those of you who need to catch your breath.
This is the story about the bravest woman I ever knew, her horse, and what love can do.
#Appalachia #Horses #Love #Hope
The Last Ride of Pride’s Imperial Prince
I was six years old the first time that I was ever placed on the back of a horse. Sonny the Pony was purchased for me by my father (at my…
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November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
One last Dispatch from the vault...
No politics in this one. This is for those of you who have had too much politics lately and those of you who need to catch your breath.
This is the story about the bravest woman I ever knew, her horse, and what love can do.
#Appalachia #Horses #Love #Hope
No politics in this one. This is for those of you who have had too much politics lately and those of you who need to catch your breath.
This is the story about the bravest woman I ever knew, her horse, and what love can do.
#Appalachia #Horses #Love #Hope
Given Trump's treatment of reporters, particular women, I felt that it might be worth while to dust off this old classic about the importance of manners.
You don't talk that way to a lady, Mr. President. That dog don't hunt.
#Appalachia #Manners #PiggyPresident
You don't talk that way to a lady, Mr. President. That dog don't hunt.
#Appalachia #Manners #PiggyPresident
The Despicable Dandy, The Fair Maiden, and The Outlaw
Manners, as one might imagine, are an important part of an Appalachian upbringing. You don’t talk back to your momma, you don’t leave the…
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November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Given Trump's treatment of reporters, particular women, I felt that it might be worth while to dust off this old classic about the importance of manners.
You don't talk that way to a lady, Mr. President. That dog don't hunt.
#Appalachia #Manners #PiggyPresident
You don't talk that way to a lady, Mr. President. That dog don't hunt.
#Appalachia #Manners #PiggyPresident
This one goes out to all the creators out there...All the musicians, writers, artist, and dreamers who made it possible for a little small town coyote like me to find the strength to fight back.
Never doubt the impact you that which you make might have on the hopeless and lost.
#Hope #artist
Never doubt the impact you that which you make might have on the hopeless and lost.
#Hope #artist
Heroes For The Hopeless
One might not believe it, but it is surprisingly easy to escape all the bad news that pours in seemingly every single day when you live out…
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November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Not nearly enough is made of Trump's relationship with the accused sex trafficker, and pro wrestling mogul, Vince McMahon.
If the last name sounds familiar, its because Vince's wife was appointed to the Department of Education to oversee its dismantling.
Let's dig deeper...
#Trump #Corruption
If the last name sounds familiar, its because Vince's wife was appointed to the Department of Education to oversee its dismantling.
Let's dig deeper...
#Trump #Corruption
The Company You Keep: McMahon, Trump, and The Stink of Corruption
One of my late grandmother’s favorite sayings in this whole world was, “You can tell a man from the company he keeps.” Or, occasionally —…
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November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Not nearly enough is made of Trump's relationship with the accused sex trafficker, and pro wrestling mogul, Vince McMahon.
If the last name sounds familiar, its because Vince's wife was appointed to the Department of Education to oversee its dismantling.
Let's dig deeper...
#Trump #Corruption
If the last name sounds familiar, its because Vince's wife was appointed to the Department of Education to oversee its dismantling.
Let's dig deeper...
#Trump #Corruption
As a student of history, I loathe the notion of anyone's story being erased. One of the first things that fascist do is erase the history of the LGBTQ+ community every chance they get.
Their attempts will always be met with defiance.
Especially in our mountains.
#Appalachia #LGBTQ+ #History
Their attempts will always be met with defiance.
Especially in our mountains.
#Appalachia #LGBTQ+ #History
A Declaration of Our Defiance
Appalachian history is steeped in hardship, sacrifice, and tales of men and women coming together to overcome adversity thrust upon them by…
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November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As a student of history, I loathe the notion of anyone's story being erased. One of the first things that fascist do is erase the history of the LGBTQ+ community every chance they get.
Their attempts will always be met with defiance.
Especially in our mountains.
#Appalachia #LGBTQ+ #History
Their attempts will always be met with defiance.
Especially in our mountains.
#Appalachia #LGBTQ+ #History
Gonna post up a few of my favorite Dispatches to see if we can drum up some tips.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Gonna post up a few of my favorite Dispatches to see if we can drum up some tips.
Today is the last day to get those tips in. We are just a hundred dollars away from being able to hit our goal. We've been stalled out at 55 dollars for two days now. Help if you can, it'd be mighty appreciated and thank you for following The Dispatches From Appalachia.
Support Coyote Wallace
Support Coyote Wallace
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November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Today is the last day to get those tips in. We are just a hundred dollars away from being able to hit our goal. We've been stalled out at 55 dollars for two days now. Help if you can, it'd be mighty appreciated and thank you for following The Dispatches From Appalachia.
It never ceases to amaze me that even with all that money…Trump and his bunch don’t know how to talk to a lady.
All their dumb and hateful talk about gender and they don’t know the most basic shit…
You can’t be any kind of man until you are first a -gentle-man.
That means respecting women.
All their dumb and hateful talk about gender and they don’t know the most basic shit…
You can’t be any kind of man until you are first a -gentle-man.
That means respecting women.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It never ceases to amaze me that even with all that money…Trump and his bunch don’t know how to talk to a lady.
All their dumb and hateful talk about gender and they don’t know the most basic shit…
You can’t be any kind of man until you are first a -gentle-man.
That means respecting women.
All their dumb and hateful talk about gender and they don’t know the most basic shit…
You can’t be any kind of man until you are first a -gentle-man.
That means respecting women.
Alright, been up all night writing. Crashing out.
We still desperately need your support over here at The Dispatches From Appalachia. We're just 100 dollars shy of the goal. If just 10 people kick in 10 dollars we'll smash it. Help if you can and it'd be mighty appreciated.
#Appalachia
We still desperately need your support over here at The Dispatches From Appalachia. We're just 100 dollars shy of the goal. If just 10 people kick in 10 dollars we'll smash it. Help if you can and it'd be mighty appreciated.
#Appalachia
Support Coyote Wallace
Support Coyote Wallace
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November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Alright, been up all night writing. Crashing out.
We still desperately need your support over here at The Dispatches From Appalachia. We're just 100 dollars shy of the goal. If just 10 people kick in 10 dollars we'll smash it. Help if you can and it'd be mighty appreciated.
#Appalachia
We still desperately need your support over here at The Dispatches From Appalachia. We're just 100 dollars shy of the goal. If just 10 people kick in 10 dollars we'll smash it. Help if you can and it'd be mighty appreciated.
#Appalachia