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I am snockered and my entire dinner is deep fried
酔っ払いしたと夕ご飯は揚がっているで~す
酔っ払いしたと夕ご飯は揚がっているで~す
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I am snockered and my entire dinner is deep fried
酔っ払いしたと夕ご飯は揚がっているで~す
酔っ払いしたと夕ご飯は揚がっているで~す
This mall is 11 F. We just kept going up not knowing if it would ever end. I feel like we just beat a dungeon crawl.
このモ-ルは11回ある。私達はエスカレーターで一再ならず上がって、本当にdungeon crawlの意味でした。
このモ-ルは11回ある。私達はエスカレーターで一再ならず上がって、本当にdungeon crawlの意味でした。
October 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This mall is 11 F. We just kept going up not knowing if it would ever end. I feel like we just beat a dungeon crawl.
このモ-ルは11回ある。私達はエスカレーターで一再ならず上がって、本当にdungeon crawlの意味でした。
このモ-ルは11回ある。私達はエスカレーターで一再ならず上がって、本当にdungeon crawlの意味でした。
Definitely in Japan- the toilet is a supercomputer.
本当に日本で着いた-トイレはスパ—コンピュうタです
本当に日本で着いた-トイレはスパ—コンピュうタです
October 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Definitely in Japan- the toilet is a supercomputer.
本当に日本で着いた-トイレはスパ—コンピュうタです
本当に日本で着いた-トイレはスパ—コンピュうタです
WNBA playoffs takeaways:
A) Can we put Natisha Hiedeman on our payroll just so we don’t have to play against her?
B) Hal Jordan would rock the shit out of the current Minnesota Lynx jeseys.
#wnbaplayoffs #wnba #lynxvalkyries
A) Can we put Natisha Hiedeman on our payroll just so we don’t have to play against her?
B) Hal Jordan would rock the shit out of the current Minnesota Lynx jeseys.
#wnbaplayoffs #wnba #lynxvalkyries
September 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
WNBA playoffs takeaways:
A) Can we put Natisha Hiedeman on our payroll just so we don’t have to play against her?
B) Hal Jordan would rock the shit out of the current Minnesota Lynx jeseys.
#wnbaplayoffs #wnba #lynxvalkyries
A) Can we put Natisha Hiedeman on our payroll just so we don’t have to play against her?
B) Hal Jordan would rock the shit out of the current Minnesota Lynx jeseys.
#wnbaplayoffs #wnba #lynxvalkyries
Cutie Patootie is out. Cuteness Patootness is in.
July 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cutie Patootie is out. Cuteness Patootness is in.
Perhaps the day will come when my ridiculous earlobes-only Wolverine healing factor will stop closing over holes I got punched in 37 years ago every time I forget to wear earrings for two weeks. Until then, bleeding again.
#stupidsuperpowers #guystheacnescarsarerightthere
#stupidsuperpowers #guystheacnescarsarerightthere
July 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Perhaps the day will come when my ridiculous earlobes-only Wolverine healing factor will stop closing over holes I got punched in 37 years ago every time I forget to wear earrings for two weeks. Until then, bleeding again.
#stupidsuperpowers #guystheacnescarsarerightthere
#stupidsuperpowers #guystheacnescarsarerightthere
WHY IS BOBA NOT AVAILABLE AT 10 AM 😫
June 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
WHY IS BOBA NOT AVAILABLE AT 10 AM 😫
Full circle US being shit moment: my family scrambling to figure out if they have immunity to measles because while some current dumbfuck is trying to smite all of science, we don’t have vaccination records of this generation while they were locked in an internment camp for all of WWII.
May 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Full circle US being shit moment: my family scrambling to figure out if they have immunity to measles because while some current dumbfuck is trying to smite all of science, we don’t have vaccination records of this generation while they were locked in an internment camp for all of WWII.
Visiting a friend and had to stare for a while at an establishment advertising various cookies to determine that they were a conventional bakery and not, in fact, a dispensary.
Ah Bay Area living.
Ah Bay Area living.
May 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Visiting a friend and had to stare for a while at an establishment advertising various cookies to determine that they were a conventional bakery and not, in fact, a dispensary.
Ah Bay Area living.
Ah Bay Area living.
The things that Costco labels “croissants” are an act of aggression against the nation of France and the French people
May 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The things that Costco labels “croissants” are an act of aggression against the nation of France and the French people
I used to say sf was a circle jerk hell of people racing to make apps to contract out all the tasks of daily life no one has time for because they’re all programming apps.
I guess now it’s racing to make ai that eats the world’s resources to churn out pictures with the wrong number of arms.
I guess now it’s racing to make ai that eats the world’s resources to churn out pictures with the wrong number of arms.
April 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I used to say sf was a circle jerk hell of people racing to make apps to contract out all the tasks of daily life no one has time for because they’re all programming apps.
I guess now it’s racing to make ai that eats the world’s resources to churn out pictures with the wrong number of arms.
I guess now it’s racing to make ai that eats the world’s resources to churn out pictures with the wrong number of arms.
Watching Holland and so far it’s like an AU lifepic of Tom Wambsgans if he never moved to NY and joined the Roy family.
#matthewmacfadyen #hollandfilm #tomwambsgans
#matthewmacfadyen #hollandfilm #tomwambsgans
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Watching Holland and so far it’s like an AU lifepic of Tom Wambsgans if he never moved to NY and joined the Roy family.
#matthewmacfadyen #hollandfilm #tomwambsgans
#matthewmacfadyen #hollandfilm #tomwambsgans
Let’s get a whole new generation into this let’s gooooo
Netflix just added crime series that's better than Sherlock. #RipperStreet www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/n...
Netflix just added crime series 'better than Sherlock'
The streaming giant has added episodes of the hit drama
www.mirror.co.uk
April 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Let’s get a whole new generation into this let’s gooooo
I just want Bare Apple chips to come in a bag the size of my torso, so I can heft it about and squeeze its comforting weight whilst snacking. Is that so hard?
#singleservebullshit
#singleservebullshit
April 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I just want Bare Apple chips to come in a bag the size of my torso, so I can heft it about and squeeze its comforting weight whilst snacking. Is that so hard?
#singleservebullshit
#singleservebullshit
Finding out my elderly dog’s anxiety responds well to being included in the conversation so having the most deranged one-sided chats with her while doing housework
March 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Finding out my elderly dog’s anxiety responds well to being included in the conversation so having the most deranged one-sided chats with her while doing housework
Took off early from my business, explained to one of my employees that I was having dinner with people I worked with before they were born.
#middleage #businessownership
#middleage #businessownership
March 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Took off early from my business, explained to one of my employees that I was having dinner with people I worked with before they were born.
#middleage #businessownership
#middleage #businessownership
March 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Reposted
Researchers uncover stories of Black Londoners who escaped slavery.
The Communities of Liberation project was assisted in their research by @uofglasgow.bsky.social @uofgartshums.bsky.social Professor Simon Newman.
@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
The Communities of Liberation project was assisted in their research by @uofglasgow.bsky.social @uofgartshums.bsky.social Professor Simon Newman.
@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Researchers uncover stories of Black Londoners who escaped slavery
Findings in Tower Hamlets archives shed light on resistance to enslavement likened to Underground Railroad in US
www.theguardian.com
February 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Researchers uncover stories of Black Londoners who escaped slavery.
The Communities of Liberation project was assisted in their research by @uofglasgow.bsky.social @uofgartshums.bsky.social Professor Simon Newman.
@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
The Communities of Liberation project was assisted in their research by @uofglasgow.bsky.social @uofgartshums.bsky.social Professor Simon Newman.
@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Reposted
February 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reposted
People are saying it's over, job done, victory lap, et cetera, but I don't think it will ever be over. I think Kendrick will perform Not Like Us at Drake's funeral. This is less a hip-hop feud and more a cautionary tale about invoking the wrath of a vengeful spirit.
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
People are saying it's over, job done, victory lap, et cetera, but I don't think it will ever be over. I think Kendrick will perform Not Like Us at Drake's funeral. This is less a hip-hop feud and more a cautionary tale about invoking the wrath of a vengeful spirit.
Swerving wildly trying to avoid a little brown creature with no sense of self-preservation that skittered erratically into the crosswalk as I was driving through it, accelerating and stopping and changing direction seemingly at random, diving towards my tires.
… it was a huge leaf.
… it was a huge leaf.
February 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Swerving wildly trying to avoid a little brown creature with no sense of self-preservation that skittered erratically into the crosswalk as I was driving through it, accelerating and stopping and changing direction seemingly at random, diving towards my tires.
… it was a huge leaf.
… it was a huge leaf.
An Accord with the vanity plate EHAHNDA (E. Honda) just passed us and all the love to the mastermind behind that. ♥️
#streetfighterii
#streetfighterii
January 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
An Accord with the vanity plate EHAHNDA (E. Honda) just passed us and all the love to the mastermind behind that. ♥️
#streetfighterii
#streetfighterii
Phoenix claims to be the “tastiest airport” which is a rare title truly worth striving for. Y’all could add a boba shop, though ^_^
January 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Phoenix claims to be the “tastiest airport” which is a rare title truly worth striving for. Y’all could add a boba shop, though ^_^
Business partner is urging me to watch The Greatest Showman but I heard the opening number and Hugh Jackman has clearly cranked the sex dial up to 15 in his voice so his kung fu is too strong for me. Running away.
#thegreatestshowman #hughjackman
#thegreatestshowman #hughjackman
December 19, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Business partner is urging me to watch The Greatest Showman but I heard the opening number and Hugh Jackman has clearly cranked the sex dial up to 15 in his voice so his kung fu is too strong for me. Running away.
#thegreatestshowman #hughjackman
#thegreatestshowman #hughjackman
Well this turned out to be prescient 😀
A Section 31 movie??! I adore Michelle Yeoh but you spooks stay the hell away from my Dr. Bashir. Leave him sleeping peacefully in bed with his gay murder lizard, thx.
#section31 #garashir #ds9
#section31 #garashir #ds9
December 14, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Well this turned out to be prescient 😀