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🌛✨🖤Courtney🖤✨🌜
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Maritimer InfoSec girly ✨ ocassional siren✨ #ActuallyAutistic
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This is the consulting I give btw
Went to an amazing airbnb this weekend!
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Changed directly in production
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Today in scrum I just said "I'm extremely busy, extremely behind, and I'm extremely stressed. That's all I have to say"
October 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Reposted by 🌛✨🖤Courtney🖤✨🌜
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Anyone else do karaoke while they work lol
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As a neurodivergent woman, this book means the world to me 🖤 Thank you @rasalvatore.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
We're 30, of course we're going to play Rock Band on a Saturday night and be in bed by 9pm
October 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I accidentally pickled 51 jars of pickled beets
September 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Jarlaxle is getting bigger but not smarter
September 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Smooooke on the waterrr
September 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I fell on a mucky rock and scraped my elbow, my husband used antiseptic on it and I cried like a baby. The funniest part is, when I hit the ground, I instantly started seeing stars like I was in a cartoon 🥴
September 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Thinking about how I was held down and tortured as a child and I never used that in two truths and a lie
August 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I turned 30 and immediately subscribed to FabFitFun
August 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
youtu.be/41QF10BFbTQ?... Hey #Solavellans! I sang some lyrics on top of the Dark Elf theme, but from a Solasmancer Lavellan's POV! I hope you enjoy :) #DragonAge
Dragon Age Inquisition - Found Solas Theme (Lavellan's Version)
YouTube video by CourtnetGears
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August 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Jarlaxle size update. He wakes me up licking my face every morning
July 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Flying to Boston today to see Ghost!
July 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Won't lie, I've taken many exams in my life, and SAP certification exams have to be some of the worst
June 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Edgar loves Jarlaxle and wants to play with him so bad but Jarlaxle is like 👀
June 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I slept for two hours, felt a pain in my stomach, feared I was getting an MCAS flare up, now I can't sleep. Also, there's a kitten next to me. Hello again, Bluesky
June 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My pear tree bloomed for the first time!!!
May 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Getting a new kitten! We named him Jarlaxle hehe 🖤🖤
May 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sparkly ✨
May 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
An early birthday present from my brother, a Dragon Age tattoo!
April 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Selfie time!
March 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM