just a little guy
@courtjester.bsky.social
abandon all hope, ye who enter
26 | she/her, any/all | occultist | ☭
26 | she/her, any/all | occultist | ☭
Why is the used car market.... like that?
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Why is the used car market.... like that?
Oh hell nah the tax guy doin low taper fades now
June 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh hell nah the tax guy doin low taper fades now
local frog returns to the mothership
June 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
local frog returns to the mothership
utterly bereft of yeem
May 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
utterly bereft of yeem
average htx experience is a random Paul Wall encounter (spawn chance 0.08%)
May 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
average htx experience is a random Paul Wall encounter (spawn chance 0.08%)
nicotine detox is so embarrassing what do you mean my vision is blurry and i’m dizzy and trembling because I don’t have my peach flavored adult binky
May 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
nicotine detox is so embarrassing what do you mean my vision is blurry and i’m dizzy and trembling because I don’t have my peach flavored adult binky
i bring a certain roach legs vibe to the American-made chocolate that asthmatics and allergy havers can’t stand
April 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i bring a certain roach legs vibe to the American-made chocolate that asthmatics and allergy havers can’t stand
brb calling pest control to get my skull fumigated
March 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
brb calling pest control to get my skull fumigated
iNaturalist is really fun (you too can view your local amphibians)
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
iNaturalist is really fun (you too can view your local amphibians)
this chewable nausea medicine does NOT taste like raspberry it tastes like expo marker fumes
February 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
this chewable nausea medicine does NOT taste like raspberry it tastes like expo marker fumes
i think some mozzarella sticks and an ocean water from sonic would heal me
January 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i think some mozzarella sticks and an ocean water from sonic would heal me
some skank named “Balatro” is trying to steal my husband
January 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
some skank named “Balatro” is trying to steal my husband
having The Dread
January 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
having The Dread
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are you guys gonna be communists yet bc i don’t think i have another four years of this shit left in me
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
are you guys gonna be communists yet bc i don’t think i have another four years of this shit left in me
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statistically a tornado has probably sucked up a ghost
January 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
statistically a tornado has probably sucked up a ghost
under no circumstance do you have to hand it to the French
January 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
under no circumstance do you have to hand it to the French
me: ah fuck i got a stain on my shirt. i’ll just have to use some Shout on it later
@aceshighxvii.bsky.social: okay dragonborn
@aceshighxvii.bsky.social: okay dragonborn
November 24, 2024 at 6:07 AM
me: ah fuck i got a stain on my shirt. i’ll just have to use some Shout on it later
@aceshighxvii.bsky.social: okay dragonborn
@aceshighxvii.bsky.social: okay dragonborn
The RFK Jr. eating McDonald’s thing is being joked about a lot but you guys need to understand it’s not actually funny and that brain worms do that as a stress response
November 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
The RFK Jr. eating McDonald’s thing is being joked about a lot but you guys need to understand it’s not actually funny and that brain worms do that as a stress response
btw i just used “skote” as the past tense of “skeet” as in: hey, check out what I just skote
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
btw i just used “skote” as the past tense of “skeet” as in: hey, check out what I just skote
i don’t need advice i need spicy chicken nugget
November 18, 2024 at 3:09 PM
i don’t need advice i need spicy chicken nugget
my Alexa just pronounced “octopus” like “ock-toopis”
November 17, 2024 at 4:13 AM
my Alexa just pronounced “octopus” like “ock-toopis”
i hate being on antibiotics :(
November 15, 2024 at 6:14 PM
i hate being on antibiotics :(
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Considering that every social media outlet is now some kind of cyberpunk ass billionaire enclave I reluctantly have to admit that the dumbass stuff Bluesky devs talk about with federation and all that boring ass shit I don’t care at all about does have immense value
November 6, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Considering that every social media outlet is now some kind of cyberpunk ass billionaire enclave I reluctantly have to admit that the dumbass stuff Bluesky devs talk about with federation and all that boring ass shit I don’t care at all about does have immense value