Zak
@courtaeous.bsky.social
weirdo with a beardo.
pet lover, nerd, gaymer, nature weirdo, lover of books.
here to chat, tell stories, make friends and share the things that make me happy.
My better half is a nurse 🩺🏳️🌈
📌Epekwitk/PEI
pet lover, nerd, gaymer, nature weirdo, lover of books.
here to chat, tell stories, make friends and share the things that make me happy.
My better half is a nurse 🩺🏳️🌈
📌Epekwitk/PEI
Playing the license plate game on the way to work: "UFD"
Me: "Under-Funded Departments!"
Him: ... 🤔 "UNEXPECTEDLY FIERY DIARRHEA!!"
He wins that round 😂
Me: "Under-Funded Departments!"
Him: ... 🤔 "UNEXPECTEDLY FIERY DIARRHEA!!"
He wins that round 😂
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Playing the license plate game on the way to work: "UFD"
Me: "Under-Funded Departments!"
Him: ... 🤔 "UNEXPECTEDLY FIERY DIARRHEA!!"
He wins that round 😂
Me: "Under-Funded Departments!"
Him: ... 🤔 "UNEXPECTEDLY FIERY DIARRHEA!!"
He wins that round 😂
Mom saw the sputum David Weale spreads on FB and threw out any books she owned written by him 😂 Power move!
You go Momma 👏
You go Momma 👏
a man walking down a sidewalk with a bag of garbage in front of a don villa 's van
Alt: a man walking down a sidewalk with a bag of garbage, he tosses the bag in the trash bin.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Mom saw the sputum David Weale spreads on FB and threw out any books she owned written by him 😂 Power move!
You go Momma 👏
You go Momma 👏
They blocked access to chatGPT at work today, I wish you could have HEARD everyone losing their minds when they realized.
a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` muhhaha '' .
Alt: Dr Evil from Austin Powers is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` muhhaha '' .
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November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They blocked access to chatGPT at work today, I wish you could have HEARD everyone losing their minds when they realized.
It's a rough one today folks, self inflicted.
We stayed up one extra hour to watch a second episode of RPDR S17 before bed...
Big mistake. I could barely get out of bed this morning 🥱😴💤
We stayed up one extra hour to watch a second episode of RPDR S17 before bed...
Big mistake. I could barely get out of bed this morning 🥱😴💤
a drag queen with a blue mask on her face and curlers on her head says go to bed .
Alt: Rupaul with a blue mask on her face and curlers on her head says "go to bed"
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November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's a rough one today folks, self inflicted.
We stayed up one extra hour to watch a second episode of RPDR S17 before bed...
Big mistake. I could barely get out of bed this morning 🥱😴💤
We stayed up one extra hour to watch a second episode of RPDR S17 before bed...
Big mistake. I could barely get out of bed this morning 🥱😴💤
I always wanted to do scholarships, reading through essays and applications, making selections.
Now I finally have the opportunity and... AI ruins everything 🙃🙃🙃
I'd say at least half of all applications are entirely AI generated or passed through AI to "clean it up".
EM DASH.
Now I finally have the opportunity and... AI ruins everything 🙃🙃🙃
I'd say at least half of all applications are entirely AI generated or passed through AI to "clean it up".
EM DASH.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I always wanted to do scholarships, reading through essays and applications, making selections.
Now I finally have the opportunity and... AI ruins everything 🙃🙃🙃
I'd say at least half of all applications are entirely AI generated or passed through AI to "clean it up".
EM DASH.
Now I finally have the opportunity and... AI ruins everything 🙃🙃🙃
I'd say at least half of all applications are entirely AI generated or passed through AI to "clean it up".
EM DASH.
@mikgal1.bsky.social
Is this your handy work?! 😁
Found it at work, love to see it!
Scabby the rat 🤣
Also love me a word search, very nice 👌
Is this your handy work?! 😁
Found it at work, love to see it!
Scabby the rat 🤣
Also love me a word search, very nice 👌
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@mikgal1.bsky.social
Is this your handy work?! 😁
Found it at work, love to see it!
Scabby the rat 🤣
Also love me a word search, very nice 👌
Is this your handy work?! 😁
Found it at work, love to see it!
Scabby the rat 🤣
Also love me a word search, very nice 👌
When placing an important phone call or recording an important voicemail FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't do it while driving.
Speakerphone and that awful HUMMING & rumbling makes it nearly impossible to understand what is being said.
Also like, plz just focus on the road my dudes.
Speakerphone and that awful HUMMING & rumbling makes it nearly impossible to understand what is being said.
Also like, plz just focus on the road my dudes.
a woman sitting in a car looking at her cell phone
Alt: A woman driving a car texting and looking at her cell phone as cars speed by.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When placing an important phone call or recording an important voicemail FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't do it while driving.
Speakerphone and that awful HUMMING & rumbling makes it nearly impossible to understand what is being said.
Also like, plz just focus on the road my dudes.
Speakerphone and that awful HUMMING & rumbling makes it nearly impossible to understand what is being said.
Also like, plz just focus on the road my dudes.
There's a fan near me at work and everyday it squeals and scrapes for hours!! It's a metal fan scraping against the inside of its metal frame...
Imagine nails on a chalkboard, or forks on a plate, but it never stops!!
It's been 'fixed' a few times.
My head is going to explode from the noise 🤯
Imagine nails on a chalkboard, or forks on a plate, but it never stops!!
It's been 'fixed' a few times.
My head is going to explode from the noise 🤯
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There's a fan near me at work and everyday it squeals and scrapes for hours!! It's a metal fan scraping against the inside of its metal frame...
Imagine nails on a chalkboard, or forks on a plate, but it never stops!!
It's been 'fixed' a few times.
My head is going to explode from the noise 🤯
Imagine nails on a chalkboard, or forks on a plate, but it never stops!!
It's been 'fixed' a few times.
My head is going to explode from the noise 🤯
Tonight he made the focaccia and I made the pasta primavera.
Im so full of carbs it hurts my belly when I take too deep a breath~
And I am happy ☺️
Im so full of carbs it hurts my belly when I take too deep a breath~
And I am happy ☺️
a close up of jerry from tom and jerry looking at the camera
Alt: a close up of jerry from tom and jerry smiling and patting his round full stomach after eating a giant meal.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tonight he made the focaccia and I made the pasta primavera.
Im so full of carbs it hurts my belly when I take too deep a breath~
And I am happy ☺️
Im so full of carbs it hurts my belly when I take too deep a breath~
And I am happy ☺️
Playing mad libs on the couch:
Him: "An article of clothing"
Me: "A brassiere"
Him: "What even IS that?!"
Me: "... a bra, dear. Bra is short for brassiere"
Him: "Why do you know that?"
Me: "Why DON'T you know that?"
Him: "... I'm just going to write Bra"
Him: "An article of clothing"
Me: "A brassiere"
Him: "What even IS that?!"
Me: "... a bra, dear. Bra is short for brassiere"
Him: "Why do you know that?"
Me: "Why DON'T you know that?"
Him: "... I'm just going to write Bra"
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Playing mad libs on the couch:
Him: "An article of clothing"
Me: "A brassiere"
Him: "What even IS that?!"
Me: "... a bra, dear. Bra is short for brassiere"
Him: "Why do you know that?"
Me: "Why DON'T you know that?"
Him: "... I'm just going to write Bra"
Him: "An article of clothing"
Me: "A brassiere"
Him: "What even IS that?!"
Me: "... a bra, dear. Bra is short for brassiere"
Him: "Why do you know that?"
Me: "Why DON'T you know that?"
Him: "... I'm just going to write Bra"
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A ritual more sacred than all the others; choosing a weekend morning coffee mug
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A ritual more sacred than all the others; choosing a weekend morning coffee mug
Caffeine and Tylenol have soothed the pounding but the headache is still lurking beneath the surface...
No pain but my head is tingling? I can't think straight, I keep tripping over my own feet and every light in this building is WAY too damn bright.
No pain but my head is tingling? I can't think straight, I keep tripping over my own feet and every light in this building is WAY too damn bright.
Woke up to a POUNDING headache. Tylenol and a hot shower did nothing.
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Caffeine and Tylenol have soothed the pounding but the headache is still lurking beneath the surface...
No pain but my head is tingling? I can't think straight, I keep tripping over my own feet and every light in this building is WAY too damn bright.
No pain but my head is tingling? I can't think straight, I keep tripping over my own feet and every light in this building is WAY too damn bright.
Woke up to a POUNDING headache. Tylenol and a hot shower did nothing.
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Woke up to a POUNDING headache. Tylenol and a hot shower did nothing.
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
"I believe success does not come from shortcuts, but from consistent effort" in an essay clearly written with the use of AI... 🙃
Wut.
Wut.
a man wearing a beanie is looking at his phone with the words so sick written below him
Alt: a man wearing a beanie is looking at his phone with the words so sick written below him
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November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"I believe success does not come from shortcuts, but from consistent effort" in an essay clearly written with the use of AI... 🙃
Wut.
Wut.
This made me think of @keithburgoyne.bsky.social and your family's love of poos & butts 💩
This comes as high praise, really 🙌
NGL sounds pretty fun! 😂
This comes as high praise, really 🙌
NGL sounds pretty fun! 😂
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This made me think of @keithburgoyne.bsky.social and your family's love of poos & butts 💩
This comes as high praise, really 🙌
NGL sounds pretty fun! 😂
This comes as high praise, really 🙌
NGL sounds pretty fun! 😂
We have enough candy for 300 kiddos!!!
We've had one trick-or-treater so far... Uh oh.
We've had one trick-or-treater so far... Uh oh.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We have enough candy for 300 kiddos!!!
We've had one trick-or-treater so far... Uh oh.
We've had one trick-or-treater so far... Uh oh.
Halloween is when I get to be my crafty self.
What's your costume(s)?
What's your costume(s)?
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Halloween is when I get to be my crafty self.
What's your costume(s)?
What's your costume(s)?
Dookies 'N' Cream
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Sharties.
Sharties.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Sars
Sars
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Dookies 'N' Cream
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Sharties.
Sharties.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Sars
Sars
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Mayday
Mayday
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Sharties.
Sharties.
Bagel Lox, dirty matcha and baklava? Yes.
I'm so full and so happy 😁
I'm so full and so happy 😁
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bagel Lox, dirty matcha and baklava? Yes.
I'm so full and so happy 😁
I'm so full and so happy 😁
There were so many ppl coughing & sniffling on the bus today, AND I forgot my mask during my morning rush!
Legit, two old dudes had a convo while coughing on each other's faces 🫠
No covering of the mouth, no turning away, no elbow cough, just talking and coughing, spit flying.
W👏T👏F👏
Legit, two old dudes had a convo while coughing on each other's faces 🫠
No covering of the mouth, no turning away, no elbow cough, just talking and coughing, spit flying.
W👏T👏F👏
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
There were so many ppl coughing & sniffling on the bus today, AND I forgot my mask during my morning rush!
Legit, two old dudes had a convo while coughing on each other's faces 🫠
No covering of the mouth, no turning away, no elbow cough, just talking and coughing, spit flying.
W👏T👏F👏
Legit, two old dudes had a convo while coughing on each other's faces 🫠
No covering of the mouth, no turning away, no elbow cough, just talking and coughing, spit flying.
W👏T👏F👏
He's on the elliptical and I'm on the couch eating a toblerone~
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
He's on the elliptical and I'm on the couch eating a toblerone~
Did it!
One in each arm 😁
One in each arm 😁
Folks👏
Today's the DAY! My flu/COVID vaccine is this afternoon.
I did it y'all, I made it to the appointment day without getting sick~
Poke me, poke me real good!! 😌
Today's the DAY! My flu/COVID vaccine is this afternoon.
I did it y'all, I made it to the appointment day without getting sick~
Poke me, poke me real good!! 😌
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Did it!
One in each arm 😁
One in each arm 😁
Folks👏
Today's the DAY! My flu/COVID vaccine is this afternoon.
I did it y'all, I made it to the appointment day without getting sick~
Poke me, poke me real good!! 😌
Today's the DAY! My flu/COVID vaccine is this afternoon.
I did it y'all, I made it to the appointment day without getting sick~
Poke me, poke me real good!! 😌
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Folks👏
Today's the DAY! My flu/COVID vaccine is this afternoon.
I did it y'all, I made it to the appointment day without getting sick~
Poke me, poke me real good!! 😌
Today's the DAY! My flu/COVID vaccine is this afternoon.
I did it y'all, I made it to the appointment day without getting sick~
Poke me, poke me real good!! 😌
Damn the Stratford Sobeys is fancy AF, their Dollarama too!
Like, I know it's fancy but I always forget HOW fancy.
(Yes, we drove two towns over just to feel RICH!)
Like, I know it's fancy but I always forget HOW fancy.
(Yes, we drove two towns over just to feel RICH!)
a woman in a denim jacket is standing in front of a door with the words `` this is niccee '' .
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October 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Damn the Stratford Sobeys is fancy AF, their Dollarama too!
Like, I know it's fancy but I always forget HOW fancy.
(Yes, we drove two towns over just to feel RICH!)
Like, I know it's fancy but I always forget HOW fancy.
(Yes, we drove two towns over just to feel RICH!)