@couplagoblins.bsky.social
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We crawled out of a cornfield and into your feed…and out of our comfort zone. 🏳️🌈
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We crawled out of a cornfield and into your feed…and out of our comfort zone. 🏳️🌈
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They will try to tell you, “Resistance is futile.” It is never so.
July 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They will try to tell you, “Resistance is futile.” It is never so.
I didn’t expect the Elon/Trump subplot to be so funny.
January 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I didn’t expect the Elon/Trump subplot to be so funny.
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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
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Time to live deliciously.
December 7, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Time to live deliciously.
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The assassination of the health insurance CEO is showing the first glistens of class-consciousness throughout the West. Despite corporate media telling us otherwise, people know it’s us vs them
December 6, 2024 at 11:41 PM
The assassination of the health insurance CEO is showing the first glistens of class-consciousness throughout the West. Despite corporate media telling us otherwise, people know it’s us vs them
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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
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“You like your own posts”
Yea I touch myself to them too
Yea I touch myself to them too
November 18, 2024 at 3:15 PM
“You like your own posts”
Yea I touch myself to them too
Yea I touch myself to them too
Been followed by so many bot accounts. If you aren’t a bot, I try to follow back
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Been followed by so many bot accounts. If you aren’t a bot, I try to follow back
They’re just meme’n themselves at this point, what even.
November 29, 2024 at 10:33 PM
They’re just meme’n themselves at this point, what even.
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Truly some of the most beautiful sex I’ve ever had with @bigeyesxoxo.bsky.social
#outdoorporn #realcouple #blowjob #squirt #porn #nsfw
#outdoorporn #realcouple #blowjob #squirt #porn #nsfw
November 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Truly some of the most beautiful sex I’ve ever had with @bigeyesxoxo.bsky.social
#outdoorporn #realcouple #blowjob #squirt #porn #nsfw
#outdoorporn #realcouple #blowjob #squirt #porn #nsfw
Trying to pic a pfp is stressful af 😩
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Trying to pic a pfp is stressful af 😩
Who else isn’t participating in Thanksgiving today?
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Who else isn’t participating in Thanksgiving today?
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Elon Musk is a worthless b1tch.
November 28, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Elon Musk is a worthless b1tch.
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My thoughts are with anyone that has a strained/nonexistent relationship with family this holiday season
November 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
My thoughts are with anyone that has a strained/nonexistent relationship with family this holiday season
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
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i love how supportive everyone seems to be to each other since starting on this app. i truly hope the camaraderie continues
November 26, 2024 at 8:32 AM
i love how supportive everyone seems to be to each other since starting on this app. i truly hope the camaraderie continues
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Weirdest custom I ever did was a guy who wanted me to eat spinach seductively, then flex my muscles while repeatedly saying "the power of spinach is flowing through my veins making me stronger"
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November 26, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Weirdest custom I ever did was a guy who wanted me to eat spinach seductively, then flex my muscles while repeatedly saying "the power of spinach is flowing through my veins making me stronger"