Cosmodeus
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@macdonalds made a burger that doesn’t get crushed. I’m living in the future.
January 18, 2026 at 6:21 AM
@macdonalds made a burger that doesn’t get crushed. I’m living in the future.
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>open dishwasher
>spider inside
>spider inside
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
>open dishwasher
>spider inside
>spider inside
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he would not fucking play that
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
he would not fucking play that
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January 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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You should be able to leave your Steam games to a friend when you die.
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 AM
You should be able to leave your Steam games to a friend when you die.
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January 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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been playing around with #patreon ideas,,,, thoughts on a monthly short comic (~1-2 pages) + the ability to see all my commission art? Or should comics be more frequent... help #nsfwartist #nsfwart
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
been playing around with #patreon ideas,,,, thoughts on a monthly short comic (~1-2 pages) + the ability to see all my commission art? Or should comics be more frequent... help #nsfwartist #nsfwart
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December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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chimil the axolotl :)
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
chimil the axolotl :)
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【ＡＳ ＦＵＮＫＹ ＡＳ ＹＯＵ ＷＡＮＮＡ ＢＥ】
December 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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i dont like this door 😨
why is the door knob there like that 😨😨
why is the door knob there like that 😨😨
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i dont like this door 😨
why is the door knob there like that 😨😨
why is the door knob there like that 😨😨
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Moe Clone 70 has just informed me that he has confirmed the greatest human fertilizer is known as a woman named “Riley Gaines”.
My goo zapper is charged and ready to blast.
My spring spinach is gonna kick so much ass, it’s literally not even funny.
My goo zapper is charged and ready to blast.
My spring spinach is gonna kick so much ass, it’s literally not even funny.
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Moe Clone 70 has just informed me that he has confirmed the greatest human fertilizer is known as a woman named “Riley Gaines”.
My goo zapper is charged and ready to blast.
My spring spinach is gonna kick so much ass, it’s literally not even funny.
My goo zapper is charged and ready to blast.
My spring spinach is gonna kick so much ass, it’s literally not even funny.
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For this year’s World AIDS day I carried out my annual tradition of beheading five Belgians, the people who created AIDS, in my backyard with a sharpened elephant tusk
Let justice be done though the heavens fall
Let justice be done though the heavens fall
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
For this year’s World AIDS day I carried out my annual tradition of beheading five Belgians, the people who created AIDS, in my backyard with a sharpened elephant tusk
Let justice be done though the heavens fall
Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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Today I’m going to drink 23 cans of dollar store bug spray because I am NOT afraid of trying new things
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Today I’m going to drink 23 cans of dollar store bug spray because I am NOT afraid of trying new things
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