Cory Says Things
@coryrox.bsky.social
I work too much to really have any personality left, but these are a few of my favorite things.
Family
Dogs
Books
Sports
Colorado
Family
Dogs
Books
Sports
Colorado
RIP Andrea Gibson. A bright light in the ever increasing dark.
July 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
RIP Andrea Gibson. A bright light in the ever increasing dark.
Someone bought this from Goodwill’s online shop and it was too strong for the box it was shipped in. Hoping they were planning to burn in effigy and turn the Rockies luck around.
May 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Someone bought this from Goodwill’s online shop and it was too strong for the box it was shipped in. Hoping they were planning to burn in effigy and turn the Rockies luck around.
An absolute embarrassment.
May 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
An absolute embarrassment.
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Not even us.
The Fyre Festival brand is up for sale, its promoter announces, a week after organizers postponed Fyre Festival 2 with no new date set.
Fyre sale: After Fyre Festival 2 is postponed, promoter announces brand is up for grabs
Billy McFarland said he was selling the brand because it has become “bigger than any one person and bigger than what I’m able to lead on my own.”
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April 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not even us.
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If you’re feeling the call to buy Jackie Robinson gear to show your love and appreciation for the man who broke the color barrier in modern Major League Baseball, I implore you to skip Fanatics/MLB and buy directly from the @jackierobinsonfdtn.bsky.social Museum at shop42.org.
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April 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you’re feeling the call to buy Jackie Robinson gear to show your love and appreciation for the man who broke the color barrier in modern Major League Baseball, I implore you to skip Fanatics/MLB and buy directly from the @jackierobinsonfdtn.bsky.social Museum at shop42.org.
Rockies gonna Rockie
April 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Rockies gonna Rockie
My favorite thing about April baseball is the brief glimmer of hope it offers until I inevitably start cursing its existence in May.
April 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My favorite thing about April baseball is the brief glimmer of hope it offers until I inevitably start cursing its existence in May.
Favorite MLB uniforms so far this season:
*Royals City Connect uniforms
*Cubs home alternates
*Royals City Connect uniforms
*Cubs home alternates
April 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Favorite MLB uniforms so far this season:
*Royals City Connect uniforms
*Cubs home alternates
*Royals City Connect uniforms
*Cubs home alternates
My cousin went to Japan on her spring break and brought this back for me. She is the actual best.
April 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My cousin went to Japan on her spring break and brought this back for me. She is the actual best.
People super pissed about Wrenley, with good reason because wtf
teaching my beautiful daughters Oakley, Oaklee, Oakleigh, and Oaklynn that Trump is God-Emperor
March 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
People super pissed about Wrenley, with good reason because wtf
The Charles Barkley Fan Duel commercial is actually pretty funny…
March 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The Charles Barkley Fan Duel commercial is actually pretty funny…
Well, at least the only Rockies baseball I will get to watch this preseason is this game against the Twins.
March 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well, at least the only Rockies baseball I will get to watch this preseason is this game against the Twins.
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just drank jet fuel mixed with duty-free tequila. saw god for 0.2 seconds. he looked concerned
March 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
just drank jet fuel mixed with duty-free tequila. saw god for 0.2 seconds. he looked concerned
It’s the best time of year!
March 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It’s the best time of year!
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my god he is just the stupidest man alive
Trump asked about his Cabinet officials including Jeffrey Goldberg on a secret war plan Signal exchange:
"I don’t know anything about it. I’m not a big fan of the Atlantic. To me, it's a magazine that’s going out of business. It’s not much of a magazine, but I know nothing about it."
"I don’t know anything about it. I’m not a big fan of the Atlantic. To me, it's a magazine that’s going out of business. It’s not much of a magazine, but I know nothing about it."
March 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
my god he is just the stupidest man alive
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What horseshit from DOD that they "mistakenly" deleted pages on the Navajo Code Talkers, black Medal of Honor recipients, Jackie Robinson, and more. They labeled them DEI and deleted them and then got caught and now they're scrambling. Nobody changes a URL by mistake. Constant lies.
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What horseshit from DOD that they "mistakenly" deleted pages on the Navajo Code Talkers, black Medal of Honor recipients, Jackie Robinson, and more. They labeled them DEI and deleted them and then got caught and now they're scrambling. Nobody changes a URL by mistake. Constant lies.
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
‘Parker the Snow Dog,’ the famed mayor of Georgetown, killed in car crash coloradocommunitymedia.com/2025/02/21/p...
In “Everything is Awful” news. I just found out about this. Hate it here.
In “Everything is Awful” news. I just found out about this. Hate it here.
‘Parker the Snow Dog,’ the famed mayor of Georgetown, killed in car crash - Clear Creek Courant
Parker the Snow Dog was killed in a car crash in Kremmling on Christmas Eve next to his life-long friend and handler, Dustin Schaefer, who was also injured in the crash, according to reports from the ...
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February 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Parker the Snow Dog,’ the famed mayor of Georgetown, killed in car crash coloradocommunitymedia.com/2025/02/21/p...
In “Everything is Awful” news. I just found out about this. Hate it here.
In “Everything is Awful” news. I just found out about this. Hate it here.
Elon Musk is an absolute knob.
February 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Elon Musk is an absolute knob.
Approaching N I-25 from Colfax tonight, when a Mini Cooper flashed its lights at me, apparently for being too much in their way while they were trying to get to S I-25. Bro, it’s 545pm on Monday night. Relax. Also, here’s a 🖕from me to you. Gotta say, giving a stranger the bird felt great.
February 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Approaching N I-25 from Colfax tonight, when a Mini Cooper flashed its lights at me, apparently for being too much in their way while they were trying to get to S I-25. Bro, it’s 545pm on Monday night. Relax. Also, here’s a 🖕from me to you. Gotta say, giving a stranger the bird felt great.
Planning an Elizabeth Warren Halloween costume this year just to annoy my Conservative sister.
February 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Planning an Elizabeth Warren Halloween costume this year just to annoy my Conservative sister.