Cory Landel
@corylandel.bsky.social
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He/Him
Free Palestine
The Buffalo Sabres actively ruin my life
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Free Palestine
The Buffalo Sabres actively ruin my life
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Cory Landel
@corylandel.bsky.social
· Nov 8
Because you have no imagination.
Step 1: funnel them into a bottleneck like scenario akin to the Spartans and the Persians at the battle of thermopylae
Step 2: call out their leader to a 1v1 duel. I'm assuming this will be a ham porter-esqe fat kid so this will be a difficult step
1/?
Step 1: funnel them into a bottleneck like scenario akin to the Spartans and the Persians at the battle of thermopylae
Step 2: call out their leader to a 1v1 duel. I'm assuming this will be a ham porter-esqe fat kid so this will be a difficult step
1/?
Celebrini is really good but he strikes me as a player closer to Nico Hischier than he is to like Matthews
November 24, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Celebrini is really good but he strikes me as a player closer to Nico Hischier than he is to like Matthews
One could say were on a warpath of sorts
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
One could say were on a warpath of sorts
That's a dive man
November 24, 2024 at 3:14 AM
That's a dive man
Cozens deserved that
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Cozens deserved that
Good lord Krebs what a snipe
November 24, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Good lord Krebs what a snipe
That's a joke right?
November 23, 2024 at 3:31 AM
That's a joke right?
Offensive zone penalty love it
November 23, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Offensive zone penalty love it
Will Jack Quinn record a single stat tonight?
November 23, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Will Jack Quinn record a single stat tonight?
Call me a communist the way my favorite Chicago White Sox player is Lenyn Sosa
November 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Call me a communist the way my favorite Chicago White Sox player is Lenyn Sosa
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LOL. Look at Mack Hollins here:
November 18, 2024 at 12:18 AM
LOL. Look at Mack Hollins here:
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SUCK IT FROM THE BACK KANSAS CITY TRAVIS KELCE RETIRE MOTHERFUCKER
November 18, 2024 at 12:18 AM
SUCK IT FROM THE BACK KANSAS CITY TRAVIS KELCE RETIRE MOTHERFUCKER
Richard Gouraige the cowardly dog... is that a thing?
November 18, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Richard Gouraige the cowardly dog... is that a thing?
Shakir is a madman
November 18, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Shakir is a madman
Yeah that timeout isn't gonna bite you in the ass
November 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Yeah that timeout isn't gonna bite you in the ass
That's not a catchable pass
November 17, 2024 at 11:59 PM
That's not a catchable pass
Stop with the run good lord
November 17, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Stop with the run good lord
Death, Taxes, and Matt Ariza outpunting coverage leading to big returns
November 17, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Death, Taxes, and Matt Ariza outpunting coverage leading to big returns
Is dawson Knox stupid
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Is dawson Knox stupid
Jimothy is himothy
November 17, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Jimothy is himothy
Vibes based challenges by McDermott
November 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Vibes based challenges by McDermott
What is that challenge
November 17, 2024 at 9:57 PM
What is that challenge
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I mean look I’m a communist so the idea of “minimum wage” makes me want to pull my hair out and beat someone over the head with a copy of Capital but… at this point it should be like $40 an hour
November 17, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I mean look I’m a communist so the idea of “minimum wage” makes me want to pull my hair out and beat someone over the head with a copy of Capital but… at this point it should be like $40 an hour
Who's the next Brandon Aubrey that the Bills can sign
November 17, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Who's the next Brandon Aubrey that the Bills can sign