A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

Everybody shut the fuck up. Netflix, do a game that you guess a movie by a scene, or even better screenshots. Put it on your mobile platform. This was my idea. Called it. Pay me.

Speaking of, am I the only one whose childhood brain somehow melded these two into one perfect uber-crush? I cannot think of one without the other.

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