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Documenting every animal I encounter 🌿
Shrimp
February 17, 2026 at 12:01 PM
"WHEN CAN I MEET MY NEW FRIENDSSS"
February 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Upon getting home we concluded she was very tired because it was late in the day and she seemed a little fried lmao. I asked if Vinnie had been a good patient and she said "Yes! It's just such a shame he's white." and I kinda just stood there blinking. Then she said "because it was so much effort-
Feedback notes, do not start your phone call with good news about someone's pet surviving an operation with the word "Unfortunately"
February 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I think these pics are both Ham but without seeing the back stripe it's actually impossible for me to tell them apart lmao
February 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It arrived and it's way too powerful 🫩 it's 4am and I've ordered a smaller one lmao. The waters crystal cleat at least but it sounds like an idling car
Ordered a new aquarium filter at like 2:00 a.m. because mine's been suddenly acting up. I can't be bothered with fish tanks honestly. Guys I have like 100 shrimp now also. I'm going to bed
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
We got the call that Vinnie is ok and they removed his lump! Just picking him up now :)

Frustratingly they apparently couldn't get through to us on the phone and opened the phone call with "Unfortunately-" (we couldn't get through to you) but it immediately made me start crying lmao
February 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Tomorrow Vinnie will be tumor free one way or another. I feel good about it, if it can be removed yay, if it all goes south at least he goes before it gets painful and overcomes him. Being a rat owner sucks sometimes lol.
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I can see your halo...
February 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Photos that go hard
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Reposted by K 🐌
I love this clip of Crumb going full potato mode lol - the fact that she just flopped over and stayed asleep is something I am jealous of, I wish I could sleep as soundly as rats seem to!
February 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
My valentine's kiss was from Max today. Then he stood up and put his hands on my forehead and I felt he was giving me a sacred rat blessing
February 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Greetings from the O2 academy Brixton
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Ordered a new aquarium filter at like 2:00 a.m. because mine's been suddenly acting up. I can't be bothered with fish tanks honestly. Guys I have like 100 shrimp now also. I'm going to bed
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Vet thinks Vince can have his tumor removed! Even though he's over 2, vet says it feels mobile and superficial, maybe lymph node. He's booked in for Monday :)
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
1 minute long yapathon
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Trevor very interested in the mic tonight. Practically snorted it!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
One of us tells truths

The other only lies
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
When big Trevor smells the new rats on my hands he sniffs me and melts into a puddle in my arms it's so cute I know he's gonna do great
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I've picked up Email a couple times but he just seems so scared and shy. He's actually bitten my housemate but I think it's just from fear. He's the biggest but seems so apprehensive and uninterested- at least if he was interested I could probably unlock him a bit but he's too shy atm
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yay we got Ham on the sofa too and he did a little brux!!!
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This is Database, posing like a majestic ferret or perhaps horse
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
He is completely unaware we got him four little brothers today
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by K 🐌
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Clever Sooty sowing us how it's done
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
LOOK AT THIS OLD PICTURE OF SMITHERS I FOUND!!! His star hands his duck feet 🥰 his smile
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 AM