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Documenting every animal I encounter 🌿
I feel like I need to have a big goal for work like trying to get a semi well known author in or something but I find the idea so daunting...
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trying to find out if a manga is suitable for my 11-16 high schoolers and found this insightful reddit comment lmao
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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i consoomed the evidence...
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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🐀🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Smithers posting
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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i don’t like whatever’s in the air this month that’s making us all feel this way
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
How did I fucking know
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
How did I not notice for OVER A MONTH that NASAhas stopped updating APOD because of the government shutdown?! apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropi...
Astronomy Picture of the Day
A different astronomy and space science related image is featured each day, along with a brief explanation.
apod.nasa.gov
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Just became acutely aware of the flavour profile of coca cola for the first time ever, like waking up from a dream. Cinnamon? Is that Nutmeg? Aniseed and orange peel?
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Porridge in the fine china this morning
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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my heart is melting
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I can see your halo...
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I FOUND THE RECEIPT AND IT ARRIVED AT THE CAMERA SHOP
Royal mail has lost my parcel containing my undeveloped camera film and even though I always take pictures of my receipts I fucking didn't this time 😭😭😭 I can't actually even deal with this lmao I can't even get a refund
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Royal mail has lost my parcel containing my undeveloped camera film and even though I always take pictures of my receipts I fucking didn't this time 😭😭😭 I can't actually even deal with this lmao I can't even get a refund
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I LOVE when you check a places reviews on google and get an intense glimpse into some random cafe's backstory or lore. Marianna the manager with a "weathered face" is mean to her staff members in front of customers... and she HATES when you bring kids in especially if its a baby in a pram...!
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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There is someone hiding in my sheets!
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You guys would have loved snoopy he was part of my first mischief and he was really sweet and dumb and also the size of a ferret
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Me: "why does no one love me"
Smithers:
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I think about this note on my surgery discharge letter all the time. Like what did I say to earn the "(Confirmed)"
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Ambient shrimp
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Greek yogurt for scrungley smithers
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I HATE EATING AN ANTI INFLAMMATORY DIET (I'm less bloated less brain fog less pain from my pain condition) I'M BORED (I want to eat a cheese sandwich with crisps inside)
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
We are watching the shining
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM