Goop Trooper 3000 🏴☠️🏴☠️(na_cord_tv)
@cordttv.bsky.social
I play games and make videos and and and WELL and uh well uh AND AND BUT
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THE WICKED LITTLE HELLION IS DEAD
WAR IS OVER
STANDARD IS (not really) SAVEE
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
WAR IS OVER
STANDARD IS (not really) SAVEE
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Banned and Restricted Announcement – November 10, 2025
See statements regarding Standard, Pioneer, Legacy, Pauper, Historic, and Brawl. Changes will be effective November 10, 2025.
magic.wizards.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
THE WICKED LITTLE HELLION IS DEAD
WAR IS OVER
STANDARD IS (not really) SAVEE
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
WAR IS OVER
STANDARD IS (not really) SAVEE
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Thank you Dems for not only doing nothing with the shut down, but also caving at the least opportune time so that it was all for nothing. Just Art of the Deal right there.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thank you Dems for not only doing nothing with the shut down, but also caving at the least opportune time so that it was all for nothing. Just Art of the Deal right there.
I need you to just be whelmed for once, none of this over under stuff
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I need you to just be whelmed for once, none of this over under stuff
Soothe your child to sleep with a YouTube spirit Halloween animatronic compilation
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Soothe your child to sleep with a YouTube spirit Halloween animatronic compilation
You can lead a pig to mud but you CANT make him eat the suspiciously person shaped meat bits scattered throughout the feeding trough, am I right fellas??
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You can lead a pig to mud but you CANT make him eat the suspiciously person shaped meat bits scattered throughout the feeding trough, am I right fellas??
The male urge to write esoteric runes in the dirt foretelling the downfall of your rival house
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The male urge to write esoteric runes in the dirt foretelling the downfall of your rival house
Gonna try to start streaming again soon. My entire gaming rig exploded, metaphorically, but I'll attempt a repair in the next couple of days
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Gonna try to start streaming again soon. My entire gaming rig exploded, metaphorically, but I'll attempt a repair in the next couple of days
Little did I know, I was using a gobstopper in the marble run that is my life
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Little did I know, I was using a gobstopper in the marble run that is my life
Chat, what if we just chilled for a second
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Chat, what if we just chilled for a second
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It's crazy what you can do with just grit, will power, determination, positive self talk, and 8000 wasps
September 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's crazy what you can do with just grit, will power, determination, positive self talk, and 8000 wasps
What's crazy to me is that people drink raw milk after boiling it. Cowards. Get listeria like a real pioneer.
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What's crazy to me is that people drink raw milk after boiling it. Cowards. Get listeria like a real pioneer.
WHY DO ALL MY BATH TOWELS SMELL OF SPAGHETTI
August 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
WHY DO ALL MY BATH TOWELS SMELL OF SPAGHETTI
Right wingers will say shit like "we gotta end WOKE" and the woke is just a black dude in a febreeze commercial
Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.
Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.
August 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Right wingers will say shit like "we gotta end WOKE" and the woke is just a black dude in a febreeze commercial
Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.
Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.
Unfortunately
August 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Unfortunately
The fact that Oreo is still making iterations on the same cookie after 100+ years PROVES that we haven't fully mastered anything in tech and I will not elaborate on that
August 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The fact that Oreo is still making iterations on the same cookie after 100+ years PROVES that we haven't fully mastered anything in tech and I will not elaborate on that
Me staring at the present wrapped in the exact shape of a pair gorilla swear word socks from TJ Maxx: "god I hope this is an Xbox"
August 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me staring at the present wrapped in the exact shape of a pair gorilla swear word socks from TJ Maxx: "god I hope this is an Xbox"
Is everything hot and sweaty forever
August 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is everything hot and sweaty forever
She frosting on my flake till I uhhhh wait wait I got this she FROSTING on my flake till I uhh till I uhhhh she FROSTED FLAKE ON MY cereal till uhhhhh she uhhhh wait wait wait uh she frost-she FROSTed flake - she uh wait wait wait in thinking she she she wait I got this she flake on my frosted til i
August 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
She frosting on my flake till I uhhhh wait wait I got this she FROSTING on my flake till I uhh till I uhhhh she FROSTED FLAKE ON MY cereal till uhhhhh she uhhhh wait wait wait uh she frost-she FROSTed flake - she uh wait wait wait in thinking she she she wait I got this she flake on my frosted til i
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It’s times like this I wish hell was real, and very very hot.
More than 60,000 people killed in Gaza war, local health officials say — The Washington Post
The toll announced by the Gaza Health Ministry is likely to be an undercount as Israel pursues its war and starvation spreads.
apple.news
July 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s times like this I wish hell was real, and very very hot.
They should make keys that don't have a siren's call after 8 to 10 beers
July 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They should make keys that don't have a siren's call after 8 to 10 beers
How do vegans feel about human based products
July 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How do vegans feel about human based products
I think I need a break from online cause I just saw a Russian soldier riding a bike get turned into a bloody stump in FPV and all I could think was
"huh."
"huh."
July 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think I need a break from online cause I just saw a Russian soldier riding a bike get turned into a bloody stump in FPV and all I could think was
"huh."
"huh."
Cursed and Uncursed states elaboration:
CURSED
New Hampshire - the combination of the mountains, dense trees, and whatever the sun was doing that day made it feel like a bad rendering of landscape. Also just not enough people?
CURSED
New Hampshire - the combination of the mountains, dense trees, and whatever the sun was doing that day made it feel like a bad rendering of landscape. Also just not enough people?
July 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Cursed and Uncursed states elaboration:
CURSED
New Hampshire - the combination of the mountains, dense trees, and whatever the sun was doing that day made it feel like a bad rendering of landscape. Also just not enough people?
CURSED
New Hampshire - the combination of the mountains, dense trees, and whatever the sun was doing that day made it feel like a bad rendering of landscape. Also just not enough people?
Rating each state I passed through by how cursed it felt
MAINE: Uncursed
New Hampshire: CURSED
Vermont: weirdly enough, Uncursed
New York: Cursed but like in an urban sprawl human way
Pennsylvania: CURSED - the trees
I will finish the list and elaborate more when I finish the trip
MAINE: Uncursed
New Hampshire: CURSED
Vermont: weirdly enough, Uncursed
New York: Cursed but like in an urban sprawl human way
Pennsylvania: CURSED - the trees
I will finish the list and elaborate more when I finish the trip
July 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Rating each state I passed through by how cursed it felt
MAINE: Uncursed
New Hampshire: CURSED
Vermont: weirdly enough, Uncursed
New York: Cursed but like in an urban sprawl human way
Pennsylvania: CURSED - the trees
I will finish the list and elaborate more when I finish the trip
MAINE: Uncursed
New Hampshire: CURSED
Vermont: weirdly enough, Uncursed
New York: Cursed but like in an urban sprawl human way
Pennsylvania: CURSED - the trees
I will finish the list and elaborate more when I finish the trip