can’t get over the urinal
conversations at work. why is the regional sales manager engaging in awkward small talk w me while we both have our exposed penises in our hands
conversations at work. why is the regional sales manager engaging in awkward small talk w me while we both have our exposed penises in our hands
August 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
can’t get over the urinal
conversations at work. why is the regional sales manager engaging in awkward small talk w me while we both have our exposed penises in our hands
conversations at work. why is the regional sales manager engaging in awkward small talk w me while we both have our exposed penises in our hands
I am woke and it’s an incredible feeling
NYC - "Do you consider yourself to be Woke?"
No: 41%
Yes: 40%
Unsure: 19%
American Pulse / July 1, 2025 / n=568
No: 41%
Yes: 40%
Unsure: 19%
American Pulse / July 1, 2025 / n=568
July 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I am woke and it’s an incredible feeling
the ayahuasca worked?
New Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers: "A lot of decisions that I've made over my career and life from strictly the ego -- even if they turn out well -- are always unfulfilling. But the decisions made from the soul are usually pretty fulfilling.”
Aaron Rodgers says decision to sign with Steelers 'was best for my soul'
Aaron Rodgers made his practice debut with the Steelers on Tuesday and explained to reporters why joining Pittsburgh was the right decision for him.
www.nfl.com
June 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the ayahuasca worked?
lofi beats to seize and swallow your tongue to
June 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
lofi beats to seize and swallow your tongue to
this was on Mar 10, nearly 3 months ago. I’ve grown. Changed. A man who is no longer volatile enough to cut his own sack
if the Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers I’m going to perform 12 paper cuts on my sack
June 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
this was on Mar 10, nearly 3 months ago. I’ve grown. Changed. A man who is no longer volatile enough to cut his own sack
no, I haven’t “heard the new lorde song.” the only lord I listen to is our lord and savior Jesus Christ
May 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
no, I haven’t “heard the new lorde song.” the only lord I listen to is our lord and savior Jesus Christ
I swear to god if the media makes tomlin walk I'm going to start a riot
May 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I swear to god if the media makes tomlin walk I'm going to start a riot
what if instead of mission impossible it was mission I’m possible? Ethan Hunt goes on an eat pray love style journey to discover himself and find inner peace
May 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
what if instead of mission impossible it was mission I’m possible? Ethan Hunt goes on an eat pray love style journey to discover himself and find inner peace
me as an interviewee: I need to be prepared for every question and make sure my resume is immaculate
me as an interviewer: i skimmed the resume bc I’m mostly here for a vibe check
me as an interviewer: i skimmed the resume bc I’m mostly here for a vibe check
May 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
me as an interviewee: I need to be prepared for every question and make sure my resume is immaculate
me as an interviewer: i skimmed the resume bc I’m mostly here for a vibe check
me as an interviewer: i skimmed the resume bc I’m mostly here for a vibe check
huge opportunity for low time scammers to charge cash for an “assessment” to take care of downed trees
April 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
huge opportunity for low time scammers to charge cash for an “assessment” to take care of downed trees
they should put something in ic light mango that makes you shit your brains out if you’re one of those sickos that drinks it when it’s below 65 degrees outside
April 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
they should put something in ic light mango that makes you shit your brains out if you’re one of those sickos that drinks it when it’s below 65 degrees outside
will howard seems like he got caught smoking ditch weed in high school and overcorrected way too hard. started talking about how blessed he is to be on the right path
April 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
will howard seems like he got caught smoking ditch weed in high school and overcorrected way too hard. started talking about how blessed he is to be on the right path
bracket: busted
nuts: rusted
ass: crusted
nuts: rusted
ass: crusted
March 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
bracket: busted
nuts: rusted
ass: crusted
nuts: rusted
ass: crusted
I sent so many nefarious text messages on this thing
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I sent so many nefarious text messages on this thing
unpacked generational trauma at family dinner last night (realized my grandpa died on the day Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl)
March 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
unpacked generational trauma at family dinner last night (realized my grandpa died on the day Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl)
this is the way
we just need stupider leftists. I'm dead serious. charismatic guys with the stamina to record 100 instagram reels a week in the front seat of their car saying stuff like "trump made summers too hot" and "the fries at wendy's taste better ever since they went woke"
not ideal that a big chunk of the most prominent lefty voices online are youtubers who post like once every 6-18 months www.mediamatters.org/google/right...
March 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
this is the way
a lot of things are really dumb about the digital age. but I got a panicked email from a Pilates studio I went to 5 times in 2019 about the toilet being so massively clogged that they have no idea when the bathroom is gonna work again
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
a lot of things are really dumb about the digital age. but I got a panicked email from a Pilates studio I went to 5 times in 2019 about the toilet being so massively clogged that they have no idea when the bathroom is gonna work again
one thing I know for sure about the Aaron Rodgers situation: the decision making process will be as insufferable as possible
March 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
one thing I know for sure about the Aaron Rodgers situation: the decision making process will be as insufferable as possible
if the Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers I’m going to perform 12 paper cuts on my sack
March 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
if the Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers I’m going to perform 12 paper cuts on my sack
watching it go from 159am to 3am makes me defiant. you know what? now im never going to bed
March 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
watching it go from 159am to 3am makes me defiant. you know what? now im never going to bed
found a pair of size 13 rollerbladers thrifting. had them in my cart ready to go. they were perfect. I decided to try them on, and all the dried out rubber straps snapped immediately after buckling them.
March 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
found a pair of size 13 rollerbladers thrifting. had them in my cart ready to go. they were perfect. I decided to try them on, and all the dried out rubber straps snapped immediately after buckling them.
realized last night that my muscle memory to whip a tshirt/towel at someone is fresh and strong. do not test me
March 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
realized last night that my muscle memory to whip a tshirt/towel at someone is fresh and strong. do not test me
can they lobotomize you just enough to cure a hangover. if not I guess I’ll take the full rosemary kennedy
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
can they lobotomize you just enough to cure a hangover. if not I guess I’ll take the full rosemary kennedy
listen to videos/music over the phone speaker w no headphones in public. try it. have no masters.
March 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
listen to videos/music over the phone speaker w no headphones in public. try it. have no masters.
hammer and scoober would be beautiful names for a set of twin boys
February 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
hammer and scoober would be beautiful names for a set of twin boys