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@TheCoolkelvin from the place that shall not be mentioned. 🦩🐻🌴
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Coolkelvin @coolkelvin.bewr.net · Nov 11
A bewr in his natural habitat
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sockslynx.bsky.social
according to @coolkelvin.bewr.net this is how you play seven card stud when anyone dares to raise against a pair
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
Abolish ICE
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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foxes.hourly.media
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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xkeeper.net
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an extremely fake, low-quality, poorly resized jpeg of a discord screenshot that has laso been rotated and crops out the username. it says "⚠️ alert⚠️ :blobcat_sad: ‼️ alertℹ️ attention @everyone if you watched that youtube video link i'm sorry. it hacks your discord and turns your nitro into cheese. i'm still shredding cheddar out of my cpu. my friend said it turned their cat green" it is fake. it is a parody of an apparently serious (but seriously misguided and wrong) psa someone else sent out.
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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berneri.horse
🎺🎺🎺
#sticker
10x10cm square sticker of a dark grey hare blowing on a yellow horn that is being carried by two white mice. There is a cloud like steam coming from that horn and in it is a text "nobody is free until everybody is free". The background is bright red with black and blue stars.
January 12, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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alextwt.bsky.social
bunny boy commute
January 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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squeakitties.bsky.social
content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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nyazsche.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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solchansong.bsky.social
Day 10 - #BirbFest2026 - American Purple Gallinule

Nothing can stop him!

#birdart #birbfest #illustration #art
January 11, 2026 at 7:56 AM
coolkelvin.bewr.net
It has been 10 years since we've lost David Bowie, so time to post this music video youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo
David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Video) [4K]
YouTube video by David Bowie
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
they deserve it!!
illustration of two cute grey seals with their heads poking out of the water. one seal looks annoyed while the other has their mouth open to receive a red fish that is being tossed to them. under the seals are the words "give us da feeshi" which makes you wonder if perhaps, the seals do not know how to spell.
January 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
A cartoon drawing of four smiling airliners, with accompanying text for each one. The first is a DC-8, with text reading "United AIrtime 7:00 - 9:00 AM." The second is a 707, with text reading "Ameritime Airlines 1:00 - 3:00 PM." The third is a 727-100 with its rear airstair open and D.B. Cooper jumping out the back. Text reads "Northwest TImelines 7:00 - 9:00 PM." The fourth is the nose of a 747-100 ascending into the page from the bottom. Its livery reads Pan AM-PM. Text next to it reads "24 Hour."
January 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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spacedawgspace.bsky.social
ENA DREAM BBQ
January 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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in.terl.ink
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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junlper.beer
this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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berdstfrend.bsky.social
updated teak ref >:33 #furry #furryart
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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saltycolacan.bsky.social
썹웨 알바생 리브라
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
As called on Miami Spanish radio:
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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hrpixelart.com
Boy, I tell ya.

#pixelart
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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ootcolumbo.bsky.social
happy out of touch thursday!
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting in deep focus with a calculator, an abacus, and several sketchbooks and papers scattered all around him. Blue: Each hot dog packet has 10 of them, and the buns come in packages of 12, so in order to- Green appears on the scene, with a bun of some sort hanging out of his mouth, peering at Blue's notebooks. Green: What are you calculating? Blue looks up to Green with an unreadable expression on his face. Green looks back to him, unsure of the situation. Blue raises an eyebrow, looking at Green with confusion. Blue: ...Are you eating a plain, dry hot dog bun?
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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syrstorm.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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absynthvevo.bsky.social
im sat
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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absynthvevo.bsky.social
im such a fat fucking chud brah ........ 💔
January 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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herny.bsky.social
Jawlene sighting
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM