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I heard he was pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Moe's "but I don't want to!" when told to pay his bills to get back his floor.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Learned this morning there’s a rockabilly Pokémon @murderxbryan.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the loveable chads from liverpool
April 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
January 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
BETTER MAN should have been the silly ape-man concept but as a biopic about John Lennon. This is because:

a) Americans know who John Lennon is, and
b) You could call it MIND GORILLA
January 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
picked this up from Inspector Gadget, I'm positive I saw an episode where his niece is thrown into a prison somewhere and the only things in her cell were a big open jar of water, a loaf of bread, and I think honey?
When I was a kid, the rumor was that you only got bread and water for every meal in prison. They don't say that anymore. Should bring it back. Would be a powerful deterrent for today’s flavor obsessed youth.
November 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Scrooge: well, I've met someone who touched my soul, and made my world brand new...

Muppet Tiny Tim: we just met a few minutes ago who the hell are you
November 17, 2024 at 1:37 PM