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top leftist podcaster @murderxbryan.bsky.social snubbed by the liberal elite again
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
top leftist podcaster @murderxbryan.bsky.social snubbed by the liberal elite again
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It’s increasingly clear that KCRHA was never about actually ending homelessness, but just crisis management, PR and an entity that can serve as the scapegoat. By definition, that type of organization has an inherent shelf life.
You'll definitely want to read this update: After laying off 13 people (including the agency's lawyer, CFO, deputy director, and homelessness data lead), the King County Regional Homelessness Authority's director announced she's making five NEW hires, including three new executives.
UPDATED: Homelessness Authority Cuts 28 Positions, Including Deputy CEO, Finance Director, and General Counsel - PubliCola
By Erica C. Barnett Editor’s note: This post has been updated to reflect the fact KCRHA is hiring for five…
publicola.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s increasingly clear that KCRHA was never about actually ending homelessness, but just crisis management, PR and an entity that can serve as the scapegoat. By definition, that type of organization has an inherent shelf life.
Democratic lawmakers believe that they are living in a Disney Channel Original Movie (the class bully will lose heart in face of their symbolic silent protest and make amends)
Democratic lawmakers are expected to communicate their opposition to Donald Trump during the president’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night by color-coordinating.
Democrats Plan to Protest Trump’s Speech by Wearing Pink
Democratic lawmakers are expected to communicate their opposition to Donald Trump during the president’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night by color-coordinating.
www.thecut.com
March 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Democratic lawmakers believe that they are living in a Disney Channel Original Movie (the class bully will lose heart in face of their symbolic silent protest and make amends)
Babe are feeling ok? You've barely touched your Supercalifragi-Chicken salad
Mickey's Kitchen (1990-1992): A chain of Disney-themed restaurants attached to mall Disney Stores. Featured menu items like Goofy’s Burger, the Supercalifragi-Chicken salad, Salads-in-Wonderland, Soup-a-dee-doo-dah, Pinnochio Pizza, and "Mouseketeer Meals" with a toy for kids.
March 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Babe are feeling ok? You've barely touched your Supercalifragi-Chicken salad
call that the Silver Strangler
Oh wow look the first commercially available home assistant robot.
And it looks absolutely HAUNTING.
And it looks absolutely HAUNTING.
February 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
call that the Silver Strangler
my tummy huwts fwum going on the com-pew-dah too much
February 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my tummy huwts fwum going on the com-pew-dah too much
I eat lunches like you for breakfast
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I eat lunches like you for breakfast
Mitch McConnell Fall Down Again But Die This Time Challenge
February 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Mitch McConnell Fall Down Again But Die This Time Challenge
A common misconception is that "America" is named after Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci. If that were the case, it would be called "Amerigo".
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
A common misconception is that "America" is named after Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci. If that were the case, it would be called "Amerigo".
MFs don't be talking about peas porridge hot anymore...
February 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
MFs don't be talking about peas porridge hot anymore...
It occurs to me that the 'Steamed Hams' short from S7E21 ('22 Short Films About Springfield') is the perfect metaphor for how the news media credulously accepts any and every claim made by a tech CEO
January 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It occurs to me that the 'Steamed Hams' short from S7E21 ('22 Short Films About Springfield') is the perfect metaphor for how the news media credulously accepts any and every claim made by a tech CEO
Kids these days are more interested in "serving cunt" than "serving 4-6 years in federal prison for making credible threats against elected officials"
January 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Kids these days are more interested in "serving cunt" than "serving 4-6 years in federal prison for making credible threats against elected officials"
I keep getting DMs from beautiful intelligent and caring women who say they need gift cards to resolve a problem with their bank before they can become my girlfriends
December 17, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I keep getting DMs from beautiful intelligent and caring women who say they need gift cards to resolve a problem with their bank before they can become my girlfriends
They should make a sequel called "Despicable? Me?!"
December 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
They should make a sequel called "Despicable? Me?!"
(parody/satire) It would be really sad if this guy had to hang out in hell with Brian Thompson
Rep. Tom Tiffany says he'd like to cut "mandatory spending" like food stamps
December 5, 2024 at 11:22 PM
(parody/satire) It would be really sad if this guy had to hang out in hell with Brian Thompson
Pelosi and Schumer would never have the guts for this
Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.
December 4, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Pelosi and Schumer would never have the guts for this
Black garlic + hot honey + sea salt on toast
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Black garlic + hot honey + sea salt on toast
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My favorite thing about Bluesky so far is that it's safe to use while I'm driving ☺️
August 2, 2023 at 3:57 AM
My favorite thing about Bluesky so far is that it's safe to use while I'm driving ☺️
If someone says they are "laughing all the way to the bank" and don't specify what bank, it's safe to assume it's the sperm bank
November 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
If someone says they are "laughing all the way to the bank" and don't specify what bank, it's safe to assume it's the sperm bank
Returning my depression to the mental illness store because it didn't make me cute and funny
February 9, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Returning my depression to the mental illness store because it didn't make me cute and funny
The Babylonians only built hanging gardens because they could not conceive of a Pizza Hut-Subway highway travel plaza
January 22, 2024 at 6:57 AM
The Babylonians only built hanging gardens because they could not conceive of a Pizza Hut-Subway highway travel plaza
This year I'm going to the gym in order to develop a big fat ass. This will increase my endurance and comfort while sitting, a key asset for any aspiring professional gamer
January 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
This year I'm going to the gym in order to develop a big fat ass. This will increase my endurance and comfort while sitting, a key asset for any aspiring professional gamer
My uncle's funeral is the perfect venue to introduce my new comic persona, "Guy who thinks The Beatles and The Beastie Boys are the same people"
January 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
My uncle's funeral is the perfect venue to introduce my new comic persona, "Guy who thinks The Beatles and The Beastie Boys are the same people"
What sort of Thomas-foolery is this?
January 12, 2024 at 8:15 AM
What sort of Thomas-foolery is this?
In my school days, they called me Sweet Boy. On account of my bein' so sweet.
January 12, 2024 at 7:58 AM
In my school days, they called me Sweet Boy. On account of my bein' so sweet.