Jesse Batesole
@contextcollapse.swifties.social
We've reached the event horizon and all context is in collapse.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Though they may both be elderly men from a generation whose relevance faded decades ago, the thing is that Joe Biden has a "nice grandpa" old man brain ("Hey Kid, let's get some ice cream!"), while Donald Trump has a "mean grandpa" old man brain ("You don't need 250 pencils, you can have 5 pencils")
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Though they may both be elderly men from a generation whose relevance faded decades ago, the thing is that Joe Biden has a "nice grandpa" old man brain ("Hey Kid, let's get some ice cream!"), while Donald Trump has a "mean grandpa" old man brain ("You don't need 250 pencils, you can have 5 pencils")
FINALLY, the BEST time in the American sports calendar! Just @mlb.com and @mls.bsky.social with no other distractions! ⚾️⚽️☀️😎
June 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
FINALLY, the BEST time in the American sports calendar! Just @mlb.com and @mls.bsky.social with no other distractions! ⚾️⚽️☀️😎
The Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, June 2023.
June 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, June 2023.
To update denim for modern times, the coin pocket in a pair of jeans shall henceforth be known as the Airpods pocket.
March 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
To update denim for modern times, the coin pocket in a pair of jeans shall henceforth be known as the Airpods pocket.
The most elderly man ever elected to be president seems to have "concepts of a plan" regarding the modern American economy. You see, he's just workshopping it on the fly. He's also very old, and has a faulty brain, so somebody should really tell him to stop jerking around the country like this. 😐
March 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The most elderly man ever elected to be president seems to have "concepts of a plan" regarding the modern American economy. You see, he's just workshopping it on the fly. He's also very old, and has a faulty brain, so somebody should really tell him to stop jerking around the country like this. 😐
It's always funny to hear somebody try and say that the US is not an inherently racist country, despite the insurmountable and verifiable evidence to the contrary. Pick any year of the nation's history and there will be countless examples of systemic racism.
February 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It's always funny to hear somebody try and say that the US is not an inherently racist country, despite the insurmountable and verifiable evidence to the contrary. Pick any year of the nation's history and there will be countless examples of systemic racism.
They elected a president who actively despises the United States and the majority of its citizens.
January 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They elected a president who actively despises the United States and the majority of its citizens.
In the words of the great Ashlee Simpson: I Am Me.
January 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In the words of the great Ashlee Simpson: I Am Me.
It's wild that LeBron James just turned 40 but has looked 55 for years.
December 31, 2024 at 1:12 AM
It's wild that LeBron James just turned 40 but has looked 55 for years.
Shout out to CHSN @chsn-media.bsky.social for featuring local Chicago businesses on the pregame coverage! I've noticed several lately; and before tonights Bulls game I was introduced to Novel Pizza - a place I hadn't heard of... but the pies that dude showed on the broadcast made my mouth water 🍕🤤
November 24, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Shout out to CHSN @chsn-media.bsky.social for featuring local Chicago businesses on the pregame coverage! I've noticed several lately; and before tonights Bulls game I was introduced to Novel Pizza - a place I hadn't heard of... but the pies that dude showed on the broadcast made my mouth water 🍕🤤
Reposted by Jesse Batesole
MAGA’s embrace of RFK Jr’s “Make America Healthy Again” is so funny because these same people CRUCIFIED Michelle Obama for daring to suggest that American kids should have access to healthy lunches in school.
November 16, 2024 at 5:11 PM
MAGA’s embrace of RFK Jr’s “Make America Healthy Again” is so funny because these same people CRUCIFIED Michelle Obama for daring to suggest that American kids should have access to healthy lunches in school.
Key West, FL 🌴
November 2024.
November 2024.
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Key West, FL 🌴
November 2024.
November 2024.
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Sad to hear of the passing of Peter Seidler, one of the great baseball owners. He was a real fan and spent big on his small-market team because he wanted to see them win. The type of owner every fan wishes ran their team. Giant loss for baseball ⚾️
www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/s...
www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/s...
Peter Seidler, Big-Spending San Diego Padres Owner, Dies at 63
Under Seidler’s leadership, the team’s payroll grew to one of the largest in Major League Baseball.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Sad to hear of the passing of Peter Seidler, one of the great baseball owners. He was a real fan and spent big on his small-market team because he wanted to see them win. The type of owner every fan wishes ran their team. Giant loss for baseball ⚾️
www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/s...
www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/s...