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paige
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she/it -- obscure references galore -- GAY ROBOT
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confuzzled.bsky.social
obtained.
legends ZA screenshot. A girl trainer dressed in black does the thumbs up pose next to a shiny espeon, sleeping in the road. a low-resolution cat edited to be green and have alien features.
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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snackoon.bsky.social
a rabbit, with a waffle on the head. there is a text caption at the top that says "she's so absurd! love her!!"
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: "Grappler Type Relationship". It's a man in a suit with their hands up in a powerful stance. He has a bouquet of flowers in his left hand, and his right hand is open. He has sunk into the wedding altar he's in in this stance, sending some chunks of it into the air. Sliding into him is a woman in a wedding dress, but she is equally yolked, and honestly coming at him like a bullet train. Panel 2: "Zoner Type Relationship". It's a girl in pink and purple, and a guy in green in blue. They are standing far away from each other along a sidewalk, giggling and blushing while looking away, and throwing gifts at each other. Flowers, candy, a teddy bear, a wrapped gift, and ice cream are flying through the air. A man with a dog stands in the background, looking.
September 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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undertale.wiki
We're soon working on a page documenting the information revealed in the Undertale 10th anniversary stream. For now, though, it contains this important information.
Trivia section of the 10th Anniversary Stream page that contains a single trivia point saying "Clairvoire drew dog food."
September 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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nyazsche.bsky.social
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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gbaspgamer.bsky.social
Berdly Deltarune holds a green pie and says "I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!"
September 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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nintendeal.com
Nintendo announces a cool thing: everyone gets very excited

Nintendo reveals pricing for that cool thing: people say they’re out of touch and nobody will pay that much

Nintendo posts earnings report: turns out everyone bought that cool thing; sells millions

the Nintendo cycle
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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robmacwolf.thevoice.dog
The meme where the face is looking at a bit of media, seeing the "shallow" real message, in this case "the fight for trans rights has been underway for decades and even media from 1985 saw very clearly which was the right side" and the "deep" joke message going over its head is "trans people love hamburgers"
August 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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hazardrider.bsky.social
Love that they’re there to “crack down on crime” and there’s such little actual crime that they have to do manual labor to make it look like this wasn’t an absolutely stupid idea
onestpress.onestnetwork.com Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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toxicvileknight.bsky.social
Deltarune is already out and silksong has a confirmed release date
August 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
August 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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greeniion.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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toxicvileknight.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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idkkun.bsky.social
gumiteto comic
August 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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raxdflipnote.bsky.social
my body is a MACHINE
August 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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toxicvileknight.bsky.social
Annoying white teenage boy starter pack
August 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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dabigmagolorfan.bsky.social
August 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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mtrc.bsky.social
Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September.

<fade to black, slight pause>

Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!
July 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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lussluss-art.bsky.social
This thumbnail is killing me
Screenshot of an article thumbnail showing people using Garry's Mode to bypass the new UK censorship Law
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
An eloquent image:

Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults.

I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.
July 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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matttomic.bsky.social
A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.

In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?

www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-Québec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied. The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory. “I said, ‘No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. ‘You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled. Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard. “They’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said. Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. “I never saw somebody so angry,” he said. He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a “dirty” blanket.
July 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
Hello.

It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.

Now, I'm looking for your memories.

Let's turn back together.

Face the flower and speak.

memories.undertale.com
UNDERTALE - Memories
memories.undertale.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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undertale.wiki
July 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM