Condré 3000
@condre3k.bsky.social
West Coast Seattle Boy like Jimi.
Seattle sports, Werder Bremen, UW Huskies, & LA clippers fan. USC Trojans on the side. 🌹
Seattle sports, Werder Bremen, UW Huskies, & LA clippers fan. USC Trojans on the side. 🌹
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
Congrats to Jaxon Smith-Njigba on winning OjPsOnY
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Congrats to Jaxon Smith-Njigba on winning OjPsOnY
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JSN is the AP Offensive Player of the Year. He is the second Seahawks player to win the award (Shaun Alexander).
Quite the year for JSN:
-- Receiving king
-- Pro Bowl
-- Unanimous first-team All-Pro
-- Offensive Player of the Year
Quite the year for JSN:
-- Receiving king
-- Pro Bowl
-- Unanimous first-team All-Pro
-- Offensive Player of the Year
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
JSN is the AP Offensive Player of the Year. He is the second Seahawks player to win the award (Shaun Alexander).
Quite the year for JSN:
-- Receiving king
-- Pro Bowl
-- Unanimous first-team All-Pro
-- Offensive Player of the Year
Quite the year for JSN:
-- Receiving king
-- Pro Bowl
-- Unanimous first-team All-Pro
-- Offensive Player of the Year
Not what I would have had in mind if you’d told me my team would be hoisting the Meisterschale in 2026
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Not what I would have had in mind if you’d told me my team would be hoisting the Meisterschale in 2026
This better be Nick Emmanwori’s gear for walkthroughs
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
This better be Nick Emmanwori’s gear for walkthroughs
I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Fight the Execution of an Innocent Man. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ch...
Fight the Execution of an Innocent Man
Charles Don Flores’s wrongful conviction is a result of an identification made long after the crime by a witness who had repeatedly failed to identify Mr. Flores and described seeing two perpetrators ...
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February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Fight the Execution of an Innocent Man. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ch...
I’ll do anything for Emmanwori’s ankle to be okay
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I’ll do anything for Emmanwori’s ankle to be okay
Pretty wild sports week for me, the only person in the world with this fandom overlap:
Monday - Big Mariners trade
Tuesday - Big Clippers trade
Wednesday - Werder 127 and manager hire
Sunday - Seahawks in Super Bowl
Monday - Big Mariners trade
Tuesday - Big Clippers trade
Wednesday - Werder 127 and manager hire
Sunday - Seahawks in Super Bowl
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Pretty wild sports week for me, the only person in the world with this fandom overlap:
Monday - Big Mariners trade
Tuesday - Big Clippers trade
Wednesday - Werder 127 and manager hire
Sunday - Seahawks in Super Bowl
Monday - Big Mariners trade
Tuesday - Big Clippers trade
Wednesday - Werder 127 and manager hire
Sunday - Seahawks in Super Bowl
Another PR masterclass from Homan. Once again shocked the guy who sounds like Teddy from Bob’s Burgers is a total doofus idiot.
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Another PR masterclass from Homan. Once again shocked the guy who sounds like Teddy from Bob’s Burgers is a total doofus idiot.
Hey this trade freaking rules.
BREAKING: The Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, multiple sources confirm to The Athletic.
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Hey this trade freaking rules.
We’ll always have the good memories, Horst. 😢
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
We’ll always have the good memories, Horst. 😢
Just pieces of shit
Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Just pieces of shit
Will happily drink to both of these.
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Will happily drink to both of these.
Hell. Yes.
Mariners announce the Sunday alternates will be Steelheads jerseys this season….unveiling with Josh Naylor
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Hell. Yes.
KEKE TOPP MY SAVIOR
January 31, 2026 at 4:23 PM
KEKE TOPP MY SAVIOR
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January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Start looking at the Epstein files if you want to get to know potential Seahawks Buyers.
January 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Start looking at the Epstein files if you want to get to know potential Seahawks Buyers.
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Seems like a pretty safe assumption that all male billionaires are pedophiles.
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Seems like a pretty safe assumption that all male billionaires are pedophiles.
Everyone in Seattle is just Rashid Shaheed in this clip until next Sunday
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Everyone in Seattle is just Rashid Shaheed in this clip until next Sunday