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completeschmitt.bsky.social
@completeschmitt.bsky.social
gym rat, gaymer, cat mom, trophy wife 💖
they/he
atx bb
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
2k oomfs 🤯 taking this to mean that i am finally Internet Hot
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
okay who wants to blow out my back plzzz
January 19, 2026 at 12:55 PM
going to the gym bc it’s harder to cry in public places 💖
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
bb asked to put things on pause physically yesterday, and i can’t stop crying 💔 heart hasn’t been this goddamn broken in a minute
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 PM
okay new drivers license photo came out cute if i do say so myself
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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the f can be whatever you want it to be (barking)
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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fry from futurama is crying with his mouth open
ALT: fry from futurama is crying with his mouth open
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January 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Your ass is super fat!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
tell me my ass is fat or go to hell! ♥️
January 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
monday mammaries
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
there is no feeling i hate so much as a bicep curl 🙂‍↕️
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
hair kinda crazy kinda cute, eyes a little high 🙂‍↕️
January 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
legs 🙂‍↕️
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
number one or two? 🙂‍↕️
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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back at it 🙂‍↕️
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
back at it 🙂‍↕️
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
partner left a load in hubby. then i left a load in hubby. good day. 🙂‍↕️
it’s feeling heavier than usual today. need my man home bad fr. 🙂‍↕️
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it’s feeling heavier than usual today. need my man home bad fr. 🙂‍↕️
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my semi seasonal #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday 🙂‍↕️
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
douched but they’re running twenty minutes late 😤 yall i despise being impatient
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
new nails survived their gym debut 🙂‍↕️🥰💅
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
got my nails done 💅🏻 💖
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
day after my bday and i think i should take a 60 mg edible and finally watch One Battle After Another
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
mildly amusing to me that the guy who made the blue sky wrapped thing is an AI stan
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM