@completeschmitt.bsky.social
gym rat, gaymer, cat mom, trophy wife 💖
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atx bb
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atx bb
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
got in a fender bender on the way out of the gym parking lot 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
got in a fender bender on the way out of the gym parking lot 🫠
didn’t wanna but i did it anyways 💖
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
didn’t wanna but i did it anyways 💖
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You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.
a certified bop
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
a certified bop
took a load from one bb and left my load in the other last night 🙂↕️☺️
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
took a load from one bb and left my load in the other last night 🙂↕️☺️
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well that was a trip (though not as much of a trip as some of Lanthimos' other work) in the best way. I was hooked the entire time. Superb acting and tension throughout.
Heading into Bugonia 🎥 🍿
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
well that was a trip (though not as much of a trip as some of Lanthimos' other work) in the best way. I was hooked the entire time. Superb acting and tension throughout.
douching to LUX this hump day bc my hole is holy 🥰🙂↕️😇
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
douching to LUX this hump day bc my hole is holy 🥰🙂↕️😇
definitely better than tron:ares
Did My Love tonight omg i am so excited! 💖 no bad movies this week bc i didn’t let some man pick!
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
definitely better than tron:ares
did a little back day and hate my back day photos always BUT here we are, she did it, she persisted, and now she’s gonna take a cheeky little edible
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
did a little back day and hate my back day photos always BUT here we are, she did it, she persisted, and now she’s gonna take a cheeky little edible
Did My Love tonight omg i am so excited! 💖 no bad movies this week bc i didn’t let some man pick!
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Did My Love tonight omg i am so excited! 💖 no bad movies this week bc i didn’t let some man pick!
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
did a bit better job today of being meta about describing my emotions to my partner and managing my frustration. minor therapy wins. 😌
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
did a bit better job today of being meta about describing my emotions to my partner and managing my frustration. minor therapy wins. 😌
listening to rosalia and rosalia alone until i too can sing in 14 languages
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
listening to rosalia and rosalia alone until i too can sing in 14 languages
pretty sure half of my daily protein intake is through yogurt of some kind like my god
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
pretty sure half of my daily protein intake is through yogurt of some kind like my god
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🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
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ahh monday we meet again u lil bitch
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
ahh monday we meet again u lil bitch
Oldest selfie on your phone.
From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂
From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂
From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂
oh okay so Pluribus is GOOD good
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
oh okay so Pluribus is GOOD good
new hip thrust PR this morning ☺️☺️ ass ready to be double stuffed today mmmmmk
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
new hip thrust PR this morning ☺️☺️ ass ready to be double stuffed today mmmmmk
gaming some this afternoon. come tell me i’m hot. ☺️🥰 www.twitch.tv/completeschm...
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November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
gaming some this afternoon. come tell me i’m hot. ☺️🥰 www.twitch.tv/completeschm...
love a slow friday workout with a little help from all yalls fcf posts to get a little thiccer
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
love a slow friday workout with a little help from all yalls fcf posts to get a little thiccer
ok i’ve listened to la perla im better
not katy perry being the lil pop girly moment i liked most on first pass this morning 💀 yall i really didn’t sleep good huh
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
ok i’ve listened to la perla im better
not katy perry being the lil pop girly moment i liked most on first pass this morning 💀 yall i really didn’t sleep good huh
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
not katy perry being the lil pop girly moment i liked most on first pass this morning 💀 yall i really didn’t sleep good huh