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...[sighs]
We were, and you were the one looking him over.
We were talking about his brother, though.
August 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
...[sighs]
We were talking about his brother, though.
[Smiles, biting her lip]
I'm thinking of Gabe, not his brothers.
I'm thinking of Gabe, not his brothers.
He's...quite the looker, that's for sure.
August 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We were talking about his brother, though.
He's...quite the looker, that's for sure.
[Smiles, trying not to giggle]
I'm sure you're not the only one who looks at him that way.
I'm sure you're not the only one who looks at him that way.
[Eye twitches, grinning]
Save for the fact I have Hugh, I wouldn't mind climbing that shit-brick-house like an oak tree.
Save for the fact I have Hugh, I wouldn't mind climbing that shit-brick-house like an oak tree.
August 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He's...quite the looker, that's for sure.
Don't ask....
Captain....Sexypants? [Laughs]
I see Captain Sexypants has managed to get his shirt off again...
August 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Don't ask....
I see Captain Sexypants has managed to get his shirt off again...
My stupid ass doing the 10km run while the AC is fucky.
July 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I see Captain Sexypants has managed to get his shirt off again...
[Eye twitches, grinning]
Save for the fact I have Hugh, I wouldn't mind climbing that shit-brick-house like an oak tree.
Save for the fact I have Hugh, I wouldn't mind climbing that shit-brick-house like an oak tree.
[Smirks]
I could say the same about Gabe, he isn't exactly a twig. He's another tall oak tree, one that I enjoy climbing.
Hugh tells me the same thing. He's even threatened to take me off the schedule for a few days to force me to stop working.
I could say the same about Gabe, he isn't exactly a twig. He's another tall oak tree, one that I enjoy climbing.
Hugh tells me the same thing. He's even threatened to take me off the schedule for a few days to force me to stop working.
Imagine taking a hit from that...! Like getting hit by an earth truck.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Hugh's always saying I need to sleep more.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Hugh's always saying I need to sleep more.
July 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
[Eye twitches, grinning]
Save for the fact I have Hugh, I wouldn't mind climbing that shit-brick-house like an oak tree.
Save for the fact I have Hugh, I wouldn't mind climbing that shit-brick-house like an oak tree.
Imagine taking a hit from that...! Like getting hit by an earth truck.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Hugh's always saying I need to sleep more.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Hugh's always saying I need to sleep more.
[Smirking, trying not to laugh]
He's the human equivalent of a tall oak tree.
I would too, but I'll take a nap. I haven't seen the fireworks on Earth in years.
He's the human equivalent of a tall oak tree.
I would too, but I'll take a nap. I haven't seen the fireworks on Earth in years.
Not just that he's tall...man's arms are rhe size of my legs!
No doubt, I'll be a passout case before they start.
No doubt, I'll be a passout case before they start.
July 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Imagine taking a hit from that...! Like getting hit by an earth truck.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Hugh's always saying I need to sleep more.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Hugh's always saying I need to sleep more.
Not just that he's tall...man's arms are rhe size of my legs!
No doubt, I'll be a passout case before they start.
No doubt, I'll be a passout case before they start.
The only Terran he'd ever met was Terran Gabe. He's just a bit grumpy.
He is over six feet tall.
We’ll arrive in time for the fireworks tomorrow night at Starbase One.
He is over six feet tall.
We’ll arrive in time for the fireworks tomorrow night at Starbase One.
Maybe he doesn't know that much about Terrans. He'd have me fooled, that's for sure.
Man's huge...!
I second that idea.
Man's huge...!
I second that idea.
July 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Not just that he's tall...man's arms are rhe size of my legs!
No doubt, I'll be a passout case before they start.
No doubt, I'll be a passout case before they start.
Maybe he doesn't know that much about Terrans. He'd have me fooled, that's for sure.
Man's huge...!
I second that idea.
Man's huge...!
I second that idea.
He tells me that he doesn't know how to act Terran, but claims that asshole is a default setting.
Maybe we should take a black alert back to Earth, and see if they can repair it.
Maybe we should take a black alert back to Earth, and see if they can repair it.
He's scarier than Terran Lorca.
Get a big guy like him glaring at you...I nearly shit myself.
The AC is on the fritz again.
Get a big guy like him glaring at you...I nearly shit myself.
The AC is on the fritz again.
July 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Maybe he doesn't know that much about Terrans. He'd have me fooled, that's for sure.
Man's huge...!
I second that idea.
Man's huge...!
I second that idea.
He's scarier than Terran Lorca.
Get a big guy like him glaring at you...I nearly shit myself.
The AC is on the fritz again.
Get a big guy like him glaring at you...I nearly shit myself.
The AC is on the fritz again.
Lorcas tend to be grumpy.
May I ask what happened tonight?
May I ask what happened tonight?
As if ONE grumpy Lorca wasn't enough...
His brother has just as bad a temper.
His brother has just as bad a temper.
July 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
He's scarier than Terran Lorca.
Get a big guy like him glaring at you...I nearly shit myself.
The AC is on the fritz again.
Get a big guy like him glaring at you...I nearly shit myself.
The AC is on the fritz again.
As if ONE grumpy Lorca wasn't enough...
His brother has just as bad a temper.
His brother has just as bad a temper.
July 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
As if ONE grumpy Lorca wasn't enough...
His brother has just as bad a temper.
His brother has just as bad a temper.
Full riot gear recommended.
Banana? Guess I got off easy. Next time I go near a replicator, I’m suiting up.
Blame Reno for that one. She's been trying to fix the issue with the replicator.
At least it wasn't mushy cold banana again.
At least it wasn't mushy cold banana again.
June 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Full riot gear recommended.
Blame Reno for that one. She's been trying to fix the issue with the replicator.
At least it wasn't mushy cold banana again.
At least it wasn't mushy cold banana again.
Yeah, I tried.
Got hit in the face with a blob of lukewarm vanilla goo and what I think was rice pudding.
Got hit in the face with a blob of lukewarm vanilla goo and what I think was rice pudding.
[Cranky]
Replicate an ice cream or something!
Replicate an ice cream or something!
June 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Blame Reno for that one. She's been trying to fix the issue with the replicator.
At least it wasn't mushy cold banana again.
At least it wasn't mushy cold banana again.
[Cranky]
Replicate an ice cream or something!
Replicate an ice cream or something!
[Laughs]
You really don't have any left, eh?
I still gotta get through this shift, and the whole ship feels like a Ferengi steam room.
You really don't have any left, eh?
I still gotta get through this shift, and the whole ship feels like a Ferengi steam room.
In this heat, it's the one thing keeping me sane.
June 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
[Cranky]
Replicate an ice cream or something!
Replicate an ice cream or something!
In this heat, it's the one thing keeping me sane.
[Holding up his hands in surrender, a smirk playing on his lips]
Wouldn't dream of it, Stamets.
Wouldn't dream of it, Stamets.
Already claimed, Commander.
Don't you dare steal my coffee!
Don't you dare steal my coffee!
June 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
In this heat, it's the one thing keeping me sane.
Already claimed, Commander.
Don't you dare steal my coffee!
Don't you dare steal my coffee!
Duly noted, Commander.
I’m just here to steal the last cold coffee from the lab fridge.
I’m just here to steal the last cold coffee from the lab fridge.
Yes it's hot.
Yes, Reno is working on it.
No, I don't know when the AC will be 100% functional. I have heat frustration and I WILL be a catty bitch if anyone else asks me an ETA!
Yes, Reno is working on it.
No, I don't know when the AC will be 100% functional. I have heat frustration and I WILL be a catty bitch if anyone else asks me an ETA!
June 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Already claimed, Commander.
Don't you dare steal my coffee!
Don't you dare steal my coffee!
Yes it's hot.
Yes, Reno is working on it.
No, I don't know when the AC will be 100% functional. I have heat frustration and I WILL be a catty bitch if anyone else asks me an ETA!
Yes, Reno is working on it.
No, I don't know when the AC will be 100% functional. I have heat frustration and I WILL be a catty bitch if anyone else asks me an ETA!
June 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Yes it's hot.
Yes, Reno is working on it.
No, I don't know when the AC will be 100% functional. I have heat frustration and I WILL be a catty bitch if anyone else asks me an ETA!
Yes, Reno is working on it.
No, I don't know when the AC will be 100% functional. I have heat frustration and I WILL be a catty bitch if anyone else asks me an ETA!
I'd get the major lecture from Hugh if I did.
Don't go overboard with the caffeine.
You need proper sleep too.
You need proper sleep too.
Got it. Tilly's stocking Engineering's replicators with energy drinks and espresso.
April 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'd get the major lecture from Hugh if I did.
I....didn't mean it that way.
He's not someone I can just get past.
He's not someone I can just get past.
[Smiles, nodding]
I know I'm capable of being an asshole too.
Give him time. Once you get past the grumpiness and sarcasm, he might grow on you.
I know I'm capable of being an asshole too.
Give him time. Once you get past the grumpiness and sarcasm, he might grow on you.
He is...
True. I do still think he's an asshole.
True. I do still think he's an asshole.
April 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I....didn't mean it that way.
He's not someone I can just get past.
He's not someone I can just get past.
//My notifications have been a little fucky, guys. Sorry about that.
April 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
//My notifications have been a little fucky, guys. Sorry about that.
Got it. Tilly's stocking Engineering's replicators with energy drinks and espresso.
Don't run yourself into the ground.
Have your team work in a rotation and report back to us.
Have your team work in a rotation and report back to us.
[Nods] Notify command. I'll work through the night if I have to.
April 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Got it. Tilly's stocking Engineering's replicators with energy drinks and espresso.
He is...
True. I do still think he's an asshole.
True. I do still think he's an asshole.
[Smiles]
He is quite a sight to see.
I just wouldn't let him hear you say that. I'm not sure how he would react.
He is quite a sight to see.
I just wouldn't let him hear you say that. I'm not sure how he would react.
Even though he's...kind of a dick at times, I find myself calling him Daddy where he can't hear me.
April 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He is...
True. I do still think he's an asshole.
True. I do still think he's an asshole.
[Nods] Notify command. I'll work through the night if I have to.
We need to do that. That's half the crop gone due to contamination.
We have a security classification because of those mushroom spores and you we are the fastest ship in the fleet.
We have a security classification because of those mushroom spores and you we are the fastest ship in the fleet.
I was almost ready to notify the Brass. This is bad. We have 8 cultivation bays, and a quarter of them are now screwed.
April 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[Nods] Notify command. I'll work through the night if I have to.
Even though he's...kind of a dick at times, I find myself calling him Daddy where he can't hear me.
I do call him Papi, in private.
Fuck, shit, damn. Better add this to the command bingo. Someone might have overheard me saying this.
Fuck, shit, damn. Better add this to the command bingo. Someone might have overheard me saying this.
I uh....I think this is one of those times where "Daddy" is the only appropriate thing to say.
April 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Even though he's...kind of a dick at times, I find myself calling him Daddy where he can't hear me.
I uh....I think this is one of those times where "Daddy" is the only appropriate thing to say.
[Smiling, flushed, redder than a stop sign]
[Flustered, biting his lip. Trying to imagine that size]
....Damn!
....Damn!
March 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I uh....I think this is one of those times where "Daddy" is the only appropriate thing to say.