Comfy Oaf
@comfyoaf.bsky.social
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Aspiring beefcake. Nerd. Solosexual. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. Ask for my Telegram if you want to chat (no unsolicited nudes, please) 39 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
Aspiring beefcake. Nerd. Solosexual. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. Ask for my Telegram if you want to chat (no unsolicited nudes, please) 39 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
Here's a thirst trap!
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Here's a thirst trap!
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If #masturbation is your favorite form of sex: You turn me on 🔥
It’s bold to take this stance in a world that only rewards penetration.
Yet if you’re comfortable admitting that, for you, masturbation transports you to stratospheric heights that no other sex approaches, I salute you 🫡
It’s bold to take this stance in a world that only rewards penetration.
Yet if you’re comfortable admitting that, for you, masturbation transports you to stratospheric heights that no other sex approaches, I salute you 🫡
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If #masturbation is your favorite form of sex: You turn me on 🔥
It’s bold to take this stance in a world that only rewards penetration.
Yet if you’re comfortable admitting that, for you, masturbation transports you to stratospheric heights that no other sex approaches, I salute you 🫡
It’s bold to take this stance in a world that only rewards penetration.
Yet if you’re comfortable admitting that, for you, masturbation transports you to stratospheric heights that no other sex approaches, I salute you 🫡
In a perfect world, I'd be able to take appropriately slutty gym photos, but it's always so busy 😩
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In a perfect world, I'd be able to take appropriately slutty gym photos, but it's always so busy 😩
🎶Let's go to the gym! Today!🎶
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
🎶Let's go to the gym! Today!🎶
I don't know if it's good or bad that everyone is posting age-appropriate teenage crushes for when they were younger, and all of mine were grown men with half of them being hairy middle-aged dudes...
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I don't know if it's good or bad that everyone is posting age-appropriate teenage crushes for when they were younger, and all of mine were grown men with half of them being hairy middle-aged dudes...
Timeline Cleansing teenage crush? One of mine
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Timeline Cleansing teenage crush? One of mine
Dear universe, one of my many types is a blonde himbo exactly like this one, so please send me one soon. Please and thanks.
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Dear universe, one of my many types is a blonde himbo exactly like this one, so please send me one soon. Please and thanks.
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I think having a platform, we need to speak out against injustice.
There’s a ton of heroic people in Minnesota fighting against evil people. If you wanna join the fight here’s a link to help keep the fight strong.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
www.standwithminnesota.com
There’s a ton of heroic people in Minnesota fighting against evil people. If you wanna join the fight here’s a link to help keep the fight strong.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I think having a platform, we need to speak out against injustice.
There’s a ton of heroic people in Minnesota fighting against evil people. If you wanna join the fight here’s a link to help keep the fight strong.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
www.standwithminnesota.com
There’s a ton of heroic people in Minnesota fighting against evil people. If you wanna join the fight here’s a link to help keep the fight strong.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
www.standwithminnesota.com
Not Catherine O'Hara! 😭
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Not Catherine O'Hara! 😭
I'm the most tired being who's ever lived, probably.
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I'm the most tired being who's ever lived, probably.
Wow, the vibes on Upscrolled are...really intense...
January 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Wow, the vibes on Upscrolled are...really intense...
Today was leg day and trainer was a bit mean today, but I feel great! Just as long as I never have to crouch down or climb stairs or walk or
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Today was leg day and trainer was a bit mean today, but I feel great! Just as long as I never have to crouch down or climb stairs or walk or
Home from the gym! Observe me standing awkwardly!
January 26, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Home from the gym! Observe me standing awkwardly!
👇👇👇👇👇
January 25, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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The most devastatingly handsome security tech just came by my work to help with a problem that mysteriously resolved itself the second he looked at it, and I have never experienced a human with THAT MUCH natural charisma. I felt like we were old friends, and seriously considered proposing marriage.
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The most devastatingly handsome security tech just came by my work to help with a problem that mysteriously resolved itself the second he looked at it, and I have never experienced a human with THAT MUCH natural charisma. I felt like we were old friends, and seriously considered proposing marriage.
Share a television show that raised you.
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Share a television show that raised you.
Thinking I'm getting the hang of this!
hevy.com/workout/lNta...
hevy.com/workout/lNta...
January 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Thinking I'm getting the hang of this!
hevy.com/workout/lNta...
hevy.com/workout/lNta...
Got all ready to go to the gym, and I'm wearing a bikini brief, but you know what, I'm going to change into a jock. Fuck it.
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Got all ready to go to the gym, and I'm wearing a bikini brief, but you know what, I'm going to change into a jock. Fuck it.
If you would be so kind. Thank you.
Hey fat boys- please wear smaller shirts so I can see your belly peek
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
If you would be so kind. Thank you.
Enjoying some quiet solo time after a busy day. NOBODY HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Enjoying some quiet solo time after a busy day. NOBODY HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Alright, I don't ever do anything for my birthday, but my next one in two months is my 40th, and I'm pretty stoked, so I need ideas for how to properly upgrade to Dad-hood...
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Alright, I don't ever do anything for my birthday, but my next one in two months is my 40th, and I'm pretty stoked, so I need ideas for how to properly upgrade to Dad-hood...
Here's a picture from my gaining days because I liked my belly and I wanted to share it! (I should specify I ALSO like how I look now equally because it suits me for what I want out of life now, but I did enjoy having a belly for that period of my life).
Shout out to the amazing guys on here helping me be comfortable with just existing nude. It feels great. It’s funny how, if I’m wearing underwear, THAT feels naughty, but just being me? It’s all good!
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Here's a picture from my gaining days because I liked my belly and I wanted to share it! (I should specify I ALSO like how I look now equally because it suits me for what I want out of life now, but I did enjoy having a belly for that period of my life).
Imagine, if you will: tits.
(Also, maybe I'm just really horny, the locker room was distractingly full of gorgeous bellies and huge bulges today...)
(Also, maybe I'm just really horny, the locker room was distractingly full of gorgeous bellies and huge bulges today...)
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Imagine, if you will: tits.
(Also, maybe I'm just really horny, the locker room was distractingly full of gorgeous bellies and huge bulges today...)
(Also, maybe I'm just really horny, the locker room was distractingly full of gorgeous bellies and huge bulges today...)
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Ok, let's do this! It looks fun. And honestly, even if this gets zero likes, I'll probably keep answering the questions because I love oversharing, lmao.
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Ok, let's do this! It looks fun. And honestly, even if this gets zero likes, I'll probably keep answering the questions because I love oversharing, lmao.
January 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Ok, let's do this! It looks fun. And honestly, even if this gets zero likes, I'll probably keep answering the questions because I love oversharing, lmao.
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Ok, let's do this! It looks fun. And honestly, even if this gets zero likes, I'll probably keep answering the questions because I love oversharing, lmao.