Comfy Bator
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Aspiring himbo. Good boy. Solosexual. Admirer of bellies of all sizes! Underwear freak. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. Ask for my Telegram/Signal if you want to chat (no unsolicited nudes, please) 39 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
Aspiring himbo. Good boy. Solosexual. Admirer of bellies of all sizes! Underwear freak. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. Ask for my Telegram/Signal if you want to chat (no unsolicited nudes, please) 39 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
I just remembered I have some spandex compression shorts in the bin that holds the overflow Christmas decorations…which means, when I put my tree up this weekend, I can do it in a slutty fashion!
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I just remembered I have some spandex compression shorts in the bin that holds the overflow Christmas decorations…which means, when I put my tree up this weekend, I can do it in a slutty fashion!
I feel like the art of ending a phone call is dying. Talking to clients today, and I’ll say, “Is there anything else I can help with?”
Nope
Alright, well, you take care. *silence*
Ok, bye-bye
“Ok,” followed by more silence.
*hangs up*
Like, you ARE allowed to say bye and hang up.
Nope
Alright, well, you take care. *silence*
Ok, bye-bye
“Ok,” followed by more silence.
*hangs up*
Like, you ARE allowed to say bye and hang up.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I feel like the art of ending a phone call is dying. Talking to clients today, and I’ll say, “Is there anything else I can help with?”
Nope
Alright, well, you take care. *silence*
Ok, bye-bye
“Ok,” followed by more silence.
*hangs up*
Like, you ARE allowed to say bye and hang up.
Nope
Alright, well, you take care. *silence*
Ok, bye-bye
“Ok,” followed by more silence.
*hangs up*
Like, you ARE allowed to say bye and hang up.
What the heck is with these new videos on tiktok that are like vertically shot soap operas? There’s usually many gorgeous guys in states of inexplicable undress, but the acting is atrocious. Is this a thing people enjoy?!?
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What the heck is with these new videos on tiktok that are like vertically shot soap operas? There’s usually many gorgeous guys in states of inexplicable undress, but the acting is atrocious. Is this a thing people enjoy?!?
I love how overwhelmingly horny American Thanksgiving is. You’re all stuck at family’s homes, having to go back to sneakily taking slutty selfie in bathrooms and hooking up on the sly, and then you all eat way too much to cap it all off. Good times.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I love how overwhelmingly horny American Thanksgiving is. You’re all stuck at family’s homes, having to go back to sneakily taking slutty selfie in bathrooms and hooking up on the sly, and then you all eat way too much to cap it all off. Good times.
Wicked For Good was fabulous! Act 2 of the stage show has so many emotional gaps, and this one fills them in so well! Also, holy crap, Ariana Grande is incredible. Cynthia deserves the Oscar, but I want to see AG in more movies! 💚💖
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wicked For Good was fabulous! Act 2 of the stage show has so many emotional gaps, and this one fills them in so well! Also, holy crap, Ariana Grande is incredible. Cynthia deserves the Oscar, but I want to see AG in more movies! 💚💖
Well, the buses are not handling the snow and are all stuck and broken down, and the one I needed was running so late that I was going to miss Wicked, so I ordered an uber, and so all is right with the world again. *glares judgementally at the snow*
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well, the buses are not handling the snow and are all stuck and broken down, and the one I needed was running so late that I was going to miss Wicked, so I ordered an uber, and so all is right with the world again. *glares judgementally at the snow*
Soooo…maybe I’m into spandex, now…
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Soooo…maybe I’m into spandex, now…
Alright, despite the snow which is doing its best to ruin my day, I am going to walk to the gym and then go see Wicked: For Good and I will also make some impulse purchases at the mall because the snow is making me feel sad. So, I guess this is still going to be a good day!
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Alright, despite the snow which is doing its best to ruin my day, I am going to walk to the gym and then go see Wicked: For Good and I will also make some impulse purchases at the mall because the snow is making me feel sad. So, I guess this is still going to be a good day!
Wow, so I watched Grave of the Fireflies, and now I want to cry for a week…
Glad I watched it, but damn…
Glad I watched it, but damn…
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wow, so I watched Grave of the Fireflies, and now I want to cry for a week…
Glad I watched it, but damn…
Glad I watched it, but damn…
I didn’t leer lasciviously at the gorgeous dad with the perfect beer gut changing in the locker room at the gym this morning. Please clap.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I didn’t leer lasciviously at the gorgeous dad with the perfect beer gut changing in the locker room at the gym this morning. Please clap.
Ah yes, the three genders!
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ah yes, the three genders!
I dunno about BEST, but here you go!
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I dunno about BEST, but here you go!
I really appreciate the time and attention Streisand devotes to making sure we, the audience, deeply understand that Mandy Patinkin is a whole snack with a cute butt. More movies nowadays should have the same priorities.
Oo, Yentl is on Tubi! I’ll be spending the evening with my gal Barbra, if you don’t mind!
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I really appreciate the time and attention Streisand devotes to making sure we, the audience, deeply understand that Mandy Patinkin is a whole snack with a cute butt. More movies nowadays should have the same priorities.
Oo, Yentl is on Tubi! I’ll be spending the evening with my gal Barbra, if you don’t mind!
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oo, Yentl is on Tubi! I’ll be spending the evening with my gal Barbra, if you don’t mind!
I just think it would be great if my face was mashed into a guy’s belly right now. Doesn’t even have to be a big belly! Any belly is okay!
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just think it would be great if my face was mashed into a guy’s belly right now. Doesn’t even have to be a big belly! Any belly is okay!
I was 13 when I came out to my best friend. 16 when I came out to my family. It didn’t go well, and they didn’t mention it for ten years. But after that, they were okay with it. My mom is super cool with it, now. I’m 39, now.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.
I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was 30 when i started coming out to people. I’m 37.
I was 30 when i started coming out to people. I’m 37.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I was 13 when I came out to my best friend. 16 when I came out to my family. It didn’t go well, and they didn’t mention it for ten years. But after that, they were okay with it. My mom is super cool with it, now. I’m 39, now.
Watching Oppenheimer for the first time, and I gotta say, I really enjoy Matt Damon’s transformation from twink to beefy dad throughout his career.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Watching Oppenheimer for the first time, and I gotta say, I really enjoy Matt Damon’s transformation from twink to beefy dad throughout his career.
Appalling news. The boss’s hot son has a girlfriend and they’re very happy together. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😭
Got to meet the boss’s son today, and unfortunately he’s devastatingly gorgeous and around my age, so I regret to inform you all that I will not be productive at all today. I hope you understand.
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Appalling news. The boss’s hot son has a girlfriend and they’re very happy together. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😭
Got to meet the boss’s son today, and unfortunately he’s devastatingly gorgeous and around my age, so I regret to inform you all that I will not be productive at all today. I hope you understand.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Got to meet the boss’s son today, and unfortunately he’s devastatingly gorgeous and around my age, so I regret to inform you all that I will not be productive at all today. I hope you understand.
I’ve begun self-medicating after work with Rosalía albums…
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ve begun self-medicating after work with Rosalía albums…
Me as a therapist: Here’s your tea. Now, this movie is called My Neighbour Totoro. After this, we’re going to listen to the entirety of How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful by Florence + The Machine.
Me as a therapist: <groan> I quit.
Me as a therapist: Have you tried listening to Tori Amos about it?
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me as a therapist: Here’s your tea. Now, this movie is called My Neighbour Totoro. After this, we’re going to listen to the entirety of How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful by Florence + The Machine.
I am bad at posing, but here’s me post gym! My joints behaved themselves today.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I am bad at posing, but here’s me post gym! My joints behaved themselves today.
Jesus Christ, what was in the water at the gym today?? Like, just a horde of beefy hairy dads with big arms and big tits. Barely made it out of the locker room by the skin of my teeth (and by teeth, I mean my visible semi)
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jesus Christ, what was in the water at the gym today?? Like, just a horde of beefy hairy dads with big arms and big tits. Barely made it out of the locker room by the skin of my teeth (and by teeth, I mean my visible semi)
I’ll get this bread later. First, the gym!
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I’ll get this bread later. First, the gym!
Watching the original Magnificent Seven, and I was expecting to be thirsting after Yul Brynner more (because I mean come on), but I’ve got to say it’s Robert Vaughn’s barrel chest straining the buttons on his vests that have my attention. Also Steve McQueen’s eyes were so BLUE.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Watching the original Magnificent Seven, and I was expecting to be thirsting after Yul Brynner more (because I mean come on), but I’ve got to say it’s Robert Vaughn’s barrel chest straining the buttons on his vests that have my attention. Also Steve McQueen’s eyes were so BLUE.