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Colto
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Video Editor and Feline Father
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey guys I was laid off due to my conservative and/or Christian beliefs, please give me 100 million dollars
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you build your relationship off of how much money you make, you’re just setting yourself up for failure once the money is gone or isn’t enough to make up for being a shit person.
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"

Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He needed the vaccine
Aaron Rodgers under pressure, last 3 games:

BUF: 0/4 for 0 yds

CIN: 1/3 for 5 yds

LAC: 0/5 for 0 yds
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The ~3 months I worked at Walmart was the most miserable time in my life
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Made a new Facebook account to try to sell some stuff before the move. Truly a deeply evil site.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Somehow bought a subscription to my Alarm app while sleeping? I hate it here
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Waiting for the day ICE pulls me over for looking “aggressively Polish”
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If it paid 50k a year I’d still be a Lot Attendant for a used car dealership. I was basically a henchman for a bunch of drunks and/or coke heads.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Trump is gonna pull a Kevin Spacey and come out as Bi, calling it now
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Breaking News: Christian Politician into Adult women
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Nov 8
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
A Nude Barber on every block
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The Establishment fears this
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Republicans have to brainwash people into thinking they’d love to give out benefits, but the evil illegals and brown people would ruin it for everyone else. Meanwhile they get to live in luxury off Insurance industry bribes and free federal healthcare.
Think on this for a moment...
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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JD didn’t convert to Catholicism to do what the pope says. He did it to unite with the fundamentalist trad Caths living fan fics about oppressing people from the Church before Vatican 2 reforms & the Crusades & colonizing the world forcing them to convert at the barrel of a gun.
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It was the Cumtown endorsement
Mamdani won young men by 40 points.

I feel like someone should explore that.
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Very funny to see people fear monger about Zohran being a jihadist when he’s probably no more religious than the average Italian Catholic in NYC
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can’t believe Cuomo’s message of “I’m an old dirty pervert and won’t take no for an answer” failed to win over voters
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Bluesky is just Facebook for your less racist but still crazy aunt
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Forgot I found this QAnon Mommy shirt while on vacation
October 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Road to Glory in College Football is such a degrading grind. If I’m not playing in the game, just let me skip it! Don’t make me load in to watch 20 seconds of a graph. Let my guy walk around the sideline doing fetch quests! I wanna grab an extra towel or steal a security guards gun.
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Enlisting White South Africans straight off the boat into the Sheetz-WaWa War. They’re gonna earn their new home.
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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"Kim, I... is this a message? Is it... for me? How do I get to Paradise?"
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM