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CoffeeCollie
@colliecoffee.bsky.social
They put the coffee in the collie!
Loud, Excitable, Loves being pet
Commissions: Closed
18+ Minors DNI
I love risk of rain as a title because it perfectly describes the distinct lack of rain in the game. But also conveys the dread of knowing it could rain at any time.
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I'll keep it simple and concise. Fuck ICE. If you are even on the fence about their reign of terror, fuck you too.

Period.

If you are on their side, there is not a place for you in my heart, our community, or our society.

I will be muting the word because I'm not able to handle this, sorry.
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Playing Deadlock as my first Moba in 3 years but starting every game typing "Hey guys just got out of the hospital. I'm suffering from bone crushing disease and getting stressed will make my bones disassemble." So that people will let me win lane and not be mad at me
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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MUTTMART ✨🛒🐕
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Gonna be over at @sethra.cc 's stream tonight at 8PM CST!!!

IT'S TIME FOR THE PUZZLE PALS TO STRIKE AGAIN

@punkbnuuy.bsky.social , @colliecoffee.bsky.social , @sethra.cc and I are SO good at puzzles!!!!!!
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
doggoy
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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#ocs Teef
June 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I don't know why but every few months I get an aggressive urge to play a game where I can spend hours getting thousands of items stored up. Like I ache to spend 12 hours in one day just farming resources in Minecraft, Runescape, PoE, anything.

It calls to me like a siren in the wake.
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
BRO MY INSTACART DRIVER IS USING CHATGPT TO TALK TO CUSTOMERS 2 EM DASHS EMOJIS IN THE TEXT AND ASKING IF I'D "LIKE TO CHAT WITH THEM" WHILE THEY SHOP

WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE I HATE IT HEAR
January 22, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Remember everyone, never draw or take a photo of yourself with your arms raised.

Wouldn't want to be hypersexually explicit or anything. One time I heard someone got banned for a FULL DAY on twitch for having an armpit and not even showing it.

Stay safe fluffs.
The Virtual Furry Museum has been removed from the @thevrcawards.bsky.social due to the art in the Subculture Exhibit. While this exhibit's content exists in numerous children's shows and tours helped thousands understand how our subcultures are saving lives, good luck getting people to care.
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Every time I hear my phone vibrate on my desk it IMMEDIATELY makes me think of Tainted Love - Soft Cell and I will never not think about it

I apologize if this has cursed you with forbidden knowledge
January 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
"Damn, my twink died. Guess he wasn't ready to go in that deep yet. At least he took 4 guys at once!"
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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October 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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there are real tears in my eyes right now
The NBC audio messed up and Mevis sounded like Boomhauer for a little bit.
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
The logical sequel to butter dog... yogurt dog...

They put the yogurt on the yoggy

(That's slang for yogurt dog)
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Got a new badge by Boobun at ANE! I'm pubbyh :3
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
@morninchai.bsky.social sorry I didn't have any milk to soak it in first
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I should make more funny little meme images c:
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
How can guys be so pretty???? Arf,,,
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Imagine being a doggy dog in doggy dog world I'm so happy gosh arf ARF wagwagwagwag ARF! Hi! Gosh you're pretty, arf,,,
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Absolutely nothing to see here :)

Commission I recently had the joy of drawing for @hekthekobold.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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This meal prep stuff is EASY
January 18, 2026 at 7:58 AM
This meal prep stuff is EASY
January 18, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Hi! Tonight's stream is going to be factory! Very factory! How factory? satis-factory AHAHA! WOOOOOOO!

www.twitch.tv/coffeecollie
CoffeeCollie - Twitch
I Hope You Find Tonight's Stream... Pretty Good
www.twitch.tv
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM