ColinShark
@colinshark.de
Shark on the Internet 🦈
NSFW / 18+ only.
'96 he/him
pfp @caramelscomics.bsky.social | banner @gene-sprout.bsky.social
NSFW / 18+ only.
'96 he/him
pfp @caramelscomics.bsky.social | banner @gene-sprout.bsky.social
One of those phases where I'd rather just lay in bed all day instead of doing *anything*.
Eventually got up like 20m ago just to go and get Chinese takeout, cause I've got barely any food at home either.
Really fun times.
Eventually got up like 20m ago just to go and get Chinese takeout, cause I've got barely any food at home either.
Really fun times.
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
One of those phases where I'd rather just lay in bed all day instead of doing *anything*.
Eventually got up like 20m ago just to go and get Chinese takeout, cause I've got barely any food at home either.
Really fun times.
Eventually got up like 20m ago just to go and get Chinese takeout, cause I've got barely any food at home either.
Really fun times.
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New Year’s Resolution.
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
New Year’s Resolution.
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December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Over 50% done with the Book 5 edit. Been working nonstop for the past week. There are some chapters here where I'm like DAMN and then think WAT and then it's all 🌶️ and also 💜 and I'm just so excited to share it.
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Over 50% done with the Book 5 edit. Been working nonstop for the past week. There are some chapters here where I'm like DAMN and then think WAT and then it's all 🌶️ and also 💜 and I'm just so excited to share it.
New year's resolution?
Ideally 4K, but 1080p will suffice as well...
Ideally 4K, but 1080p will suffice as well...
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
New year's resolution?
Ideally 4K, but 1080p will suffice as well...
Ideally 4K, but 1080p will suffice as well...
Have a Merry Christmas everyone UwU
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Have a Merry Christmas everyone UwU
Had no internet at home over the weekend, and had to resort to tethering my mobile data 😭
Used up almost 40 GB of data just Friday until this morning lmao
Used up almost 40 GB of data just Friday until this morning lmao
December 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Had no internet at home over the weekend, and had to resort to tethering my mobile data 😭
Used up almost 40 GB of data just Friday until this morning lmao
Used up almost 40 GB of data just Friday until this morning lmao
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I hope you're ready for some cringe wordplay, because I have plenty more where this came from!
Sorry, not sorry.
* * *
Want your own pixel marine life (with or without the pun)?
Check out my vgen:
vgen.co/EpixeletteSh...
#pixelart #sharks #greatwhiteshark #vgen
Sorry, not sorry.
* * *
Want your own pixel marine life (with or without the pun)?
Check out my vgen:
vgen.co/EpixeletteSh...
#pixelart #sharks #greatwhiteshark #vgen
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I hope you're ready for some cringe wordplay, because I have plenty more where this came from!
Sorry, not sorry.
* * *
Want your own pixel marine life (with or without the pun)?
Check out my vgen:
vgen.co/EpixeletteSh...
#pixelart #sharks #greatwhiteshark #vgen
Sorry, not sorry.
* * *
Want your own pixel marine life (with or without the pun)?
Check out my vgen:
vgen.co/EpixeletteSh...
#pixelart #sharks #greatwhiteshark #vgen
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I finally finished this silly animation sketch.
The Tidebay city still has old houses that aren't adapted to all of the sharkfolk's heights, which means Roberto's clumsiness has some consequences! 💫
The Tidebay city still has old houses that aren't adapted to all of the sharkfolk's heights, which means Roberto's clumsiness has some consequences! 💫
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I finally finished this silly animation sketch.
The Tidebay city still has old houses that aren't adapted to all of the sharkfolk's heights, which means Roberto's clumsiness has some consequences! 💫
The Tidebay city still has old houses that aren't adapted to all of the sharkfolk's heights, which means Roberto's clumsiness has some consequences! 💫
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The last episode of Pluribus airs on Christmas Eve.
*Christmas Day*
Everyone: Merry Christmas!
Me: Is it? Is it fucking really? There won’t be another Pluribus for over a year. What’s the fucking point in anything??? Stick that in your stocking and shove it up your chimney!
*Christmas Day*
Everyone: Merry Christmas!
Me: Is it? Is it fucking really? There won’t be another Pluribus for over a year. What’s the fucking point in anything??? Stick that in your stocking and shove it up your chimney!
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The last episode of Pluribus airs on Christmas Eve.
*Christmas Day*
Everyone: Merry Christmas!
Me: Is it? Is it fucking really? There won’t be another Pluribus for over a year. What’s the fucking point in anything??? Stick that in your stocking and shove it up your chimney!
*Christmas Day*
Everyone: Merry Christmas!
Me: Is it? Is it fucking really? There won’t be another Pluribus for over a year. What’s the fucking point in anything??? Stick that in your stocking and shove it up your chimney!
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December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Tatsugiri suit bondage.
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tatsugiri suit bondage.
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I know I have some teeth enjoyers in the audience~
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I know I have some teeth enjoyers in the audience~
About to head out to my Brother's place for Dec 6th (Nikolaus-tag in DE), and I'm already mentally preparing for my nephew and niece. I do not have the patience for kids 😭
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
About to head out to my Brother's place for Dec 6th (Nikolaus-tag in DE), and I'm already mentally preparing for my nephew and niece. I do not have the patience for kids 😭
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this shark needs to be in a vacbed rn and i am NOT joking !!!
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
this shark needs to be in a vacbed rn and i am NOT joking !!!
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this is also one of the best ways i've seen "women and nonbinary" turned from an awkward grouping into an inclusive statement, they made it clear that trans girls are welcome and that nonbinary includes any nonbinary kids who are comfortable in girl-centered spaces. 👏👏
The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
this is also one of the best ways i've seen "women and nonbinary" turned from an awkward grouping into an inclusive statement, they made it clear that trans girls are welcome and that nonbinary includes any nonbinary kids who are comfortable in girl-centered spaces. 👏👏
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
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Do not come into my replies telling me, a writer of nearly 20 years, not to hate AI.
AI has no imagination; it functions on predictions and percentages.
AI has no original ideas; it is an amalgamation of all of the data set it has been fed.
ERGO, AI CANNOT be creative. Do not tell me otherwise.
AI has no imagination; it functions on predictions and percentages.
AI has no original ideas; it is an amalgamation of all of the data set it has been fed.
ERGO, AI CANNOT be creative. Do not tell me otherwise.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Do not come into my replies telling me, a writer of nearly 20 years, not to hate AI.
AI has no imagination; it functions on predictions and percentages.
AI has no original ideas; it is an amalgamation of all of the data set it has been fed.
ERGO, AI CANNOT be creative. Do not tell me otherwise.
AI has no imagination; it functions on predictions and percentages.
AI has no original ideas; it is an amalgamation of all of the data set it has been fed.
ERGO, AI CANNOT be creative. Do not tell me otherwise.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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The painting for @tilondrion.bsky.social is now dry, varnished and already shipped. 🥳
Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 cm
Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 cm
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The painting for @tilondrion.bsky.social is now dry, varnished and already shipped. 🥳
Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 cm
Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 cm