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Cole
@colerbear.bsky.social
Gay - married - dog dad. This & That, including, but not limited to: cross stitch, whiskey, Bob’s Burgers, being naked, beer, baseball (Royals), living life.
🏡: Twin Cities (Texan. Roots in KC. Making MN home.)
Beware: I’m naked here sometimes 🔞
You’ve probably seen a hundred others posting this but still just in awe that we got to see this from our front yard last night!
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My pilonidal cyst flared up this weekend and now I have a 6 hour car ride that is going to be incredibly painful 😩
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Endured family time for my grandpas 90th birthday today…

To the uncle in the charlie kirk hat: sorry but I don’t small talk with fascists. 🙄🖕
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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The cuck chair in this hotel had nice lighting 🛋️
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cuck chair in this hotel had nice lighting 🛋️
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I’m going to hold your huevos while I say this…

you’re doing great.
April 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Realizing I tried to take some Jocktober pics, didn’t love any of them, but now thinking they’re ok so here ya go. Happy belated Jocktober. 🎃
October 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fuck this bullshit. 🤬😡🤬
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Flannel Season in full swing 🥰🍁
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In an email today I got addressed as Cola🥤🤷‍♂️
September 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s been a hot minute. Happy FCF 😇
September 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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In honor of fall and Halloween coming soonish, sharing this pattern in comments! I actually dyed some Aida orange and skipped the 947 when I stitched it but either way I love it🎃🧶
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Is there a reason why” is such a TERRIBLE start to a question. The tone is awful.
September 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Had the most bizarre dream last night. The aliens from the movie ‘Mars Attacks!’ came but instead of attacking we worked together to develop advanced technology.

What does this mean 😆👽
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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One of my favorite items to find at thrift stores and estate sales. $1.50 for the pair!
September 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The sunflower field was fun. 🌻
August 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A much needed grooming felt nice.

Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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A milestone swing deserves a splash!
August 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Kamehame- #HEYHEYHEYHEY
August 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A much needed grooming felt nice.

Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
One thing to know about me, do NOT try to high-five me - it WILL be awkward. 😬
August 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If ya wanna go follow my crafty account 🥹
My favorite and most well known pattern seems appropriate for my first Bluesky post. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🧶
August 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Time for another WIP! 🛸🧶
August 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Midwesterners will add green pepper to anything and I find it offensive. 🫑
August 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM