Cole
@colerbear.bsky.social
Gay - married - dog dad. This & That, including, but not limited to: cross stitch, whiskey, Bob’s Burgers, being naked, beer, baseball (Royals), living life.
🏡: Twin Cities (Texan. Roots in KC. Making MN home.)
Beware: I’m naked here sometimes 🔞
🏡: Twin Cities (Texan. Roots in KC. Making MN home.)
Beware: I’m naked here sometimes 🔞
You’ve probably seen a hundred others posting this but still just in awe that we got to see this from our front yard last night!
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You’ve probably seen a hundred others posting this but still just in awe that we got to see this from our front yard last night!
Reposted by Cole
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
My pilonidal cyst flared up this weekend and now I have a 6 hour car ride that is going to be incredibly painful 😩
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My pilonidal cyst flared up this weekend and now I have a 6 hour car ride that is going to be incredibly painful 😩
Endured family time for my grandpas 90th birthday today…
To the uncle in the charlie kirk hat: sorry but I don’t small talk with fascists. 🙄🖕
To the uncle in the charlie kirk hat: sorry but I don’t small talk with fascists. 🙄🖕
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Endured family time for my grandpas 90th birthday today…
To the uncle in the charlie kirk hat: sorry but I don’t small talk with fascists. 🙄🖕
To the uncle in the charlie kirk hat: sorry but I don’t small talk with fascists. 🙄🖕
Reposted by Cole
The cuck chair in this hotel had nice lighting 🛋️
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cuck chair in this hotel had nice lighting 🛋️
The cuck chair in this hotel had nice lighting 🛋️
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cuck chair in this hotel had nice lighting 🛋️
Reposted by Cole
I’m going to hold your huevos while I say this…
you’re doing great.
you’re doing great.
April 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m going to hold your huevos while I say this…
you’re doing great.
you’re doing great.
Realizing I tried to take some Jocktober pics, didn’t love any of them, but now thinking they’re ok so here ya go. Happy belated Jocktober. 🎃
October 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Realizing I tried to take some Jocktober pics, didn’t love any of them, but now thinking they’re ok so here ya go. Happy belated Jocktober. 🎃
Fuck this bullshit. 🤬😡🤬
The Montrose crosswalk is a memorial to a 21-year-old cyclist. It was recently repainted.
Houston's rainbow crosswalk to be removed for good
The Montrose crosswalk is a memorial to a 21-year-old cyclist. It was recently repainted.
bit.ly
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fuck this bullshit. 🤬😡🤬
Flannel Season in full swing 🥰🍁
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Flannel Season in full swing 🥰🍁
In an email today I got addressed as Cola🥤🤷♂️
September 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
In an email today I got addressed as Cola🥤🤷♂️
It’s been a hot minute. Happy FCF 😇
September 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s been a hot minute. Happy FCF 😇
Reposted by Cole
In honor of fall and Halloween coming soonish, sharing this pattern in comments! I actually dyed some Aida orange and skipped the 947 when I stitched it but either way I love it🎃🧶
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In honor of fall and Halloween coming soonish, sharing this pattern in comments! I actually dyed some Aida orange and skipped the 947 when I stitched it but either way I love it🎃🧶
“Is there a reason why” is such a TERRIBLE start to a question. The tone is awful.
September 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Is there a reason why” is such a TERRIBLE start to a question. The tone is awful.
Had the most bizarre dream last night. The aliens from the movie ‘Mars Attacks!’ came but instead of attacking we worked together to develop advanced technology.
What does this mean 😆👽
What does this mean 😆👽
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Had the most bizarre dream last night. The aliens from the movie ‘Mars Attacks!’ came but instead of attacking we worked together to develop advanced technology.
What does this mean 😆👽
What does this mean 😆👽
Reposted by Cole
One of my favorite items to find at thrift stores and estate sales. $1.50 for the pair!
September 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
One of my favorite items to find at thrift stores and estate sales. $1.50 for the pair!
The sunflower field was fun. 🌻
August 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The sunflower field was fun. 🌻
Reposted by Cole
A much needed grooming felt nice.
Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A much needed grooming felt nice.
Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
Reposted by Cole
A milestone swing deserves a splash!
August 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A milestone swing deserves a splash!
Reposted by Cole
A much needed grooming felt nice.
Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A much needed grooming felt nice.
Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
One thing to know about me, do NOT try to high-five me - it WILL be awkward. 😬
August 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
One thing to know about me, do NOT try to high-five me - it WILL be awkward. 😬
If ya wanna go follow my crafty account 🥹
My favorite and most well known pattern seems appropriate for my first Bluesky post. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🧶
August 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If ya wanna go follow my crafty account 🥹
Time for another WIP! 🛸🧶
August 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Time for another WIP! 🛸🧶
Midwesterners will add green pepper to anything and I find it offensive. 🫑
August 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Midwesterners will add green pepper to anything and I find it offensive. 🫑