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Mark
@cohnjonner.bsky.social
Elder Millennial Nerd, Lanky Hipster Doofus

Phoenix,AZ
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Extra post: New Cartoon——Minneapolis Victory!
Extra post: New Cartoon——Minneapolis Victory!
Minnesota pushes back
open.substack.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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This is utterly deranged behavior from a U.S. attorney general
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Trying to shmooze Chloe! 😘
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Pedophile Protectors

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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#Trump gets into office... Ensuring loyalty to him, #Trump brings in everyone who's in the #EpsteinFiles to work for him in the our Government?

Do I see this about right?????

#Epstein
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Pop quiz: both same age, both tea totalers. Can you spot the physical differences?
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Are they going to also "blame a staffer" for Obama permanently living, 24/7, rent-free in his head?

#pathetic
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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BREAKING: Rep Ted Lieu just called for Deputy AG Todd Blanche’s resignation, and points out why partying with Epstein actually would be illegal.
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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this ended nancy maces career
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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On Epstein’s plane?
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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THEY EXECUTE AMERICANS AND THEN ANNOUNCE THEY WANT TO “TAKE OVER” ELECTIONS!!

THIS IS NOT BY ACCIDENT!!!
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
February 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Why would Tulsi Gabbard focus on Georgia in America over the Georgia next to Russia? Because she’s not interested in foreign threats. She’s working with Trump to conquer the people he regards as his true enemy: blue America. @saletan.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4kpR98M
Why Is Tulsi Gabbard Investigating the Wrong Georgia?
Sidelined from her real job, she chases Trump conspiracy theories instead of problems overseas.
lnk.thebulwark.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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diarrheo (diarrhea for boys)
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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Trump just said Republicans should “take over the voting and nationalize it.” That’s authoritarianism, full stop. The silence from elected Republicans is cowardice—and it’s dangerous heading into November.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
A Psychopath Talking About Seizing Elections—and a Party Too Cowardly to Stop Him
“This isn’t a policy disagreement. It’s authoritarianism, said out loud.”
open.substack.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Simply incredible
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Watch me on @JimmyKimmelLive TONIGHT!

Once again, I can't thank you all for the support. I'll never stop reporting and bringing you the truth 🙏🏾
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Chris Madel, a Republican candidate for governor of Minnesota and the lawyer representing the ICE officer who fatally shot Renee Macklin Good, has dropped out of the state's gubernatorial race, saying he no longer stands for the immigration crackdown happening in Minneapolis.
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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In Minneapolis, Minnesota, on February 1, 26, protesters employed leaf blowers as federal goons deployed gas to blanket the neighborhood.
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM