Cody Severtson
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Abbotsford #Canucks' leading scorer ranks 127th in the AHL by points. Ben Berard, who's gone pointless thru their last 3 games, has 7 over 12 GP (career best in the A)
He leads Abbotsford with THREE 5v5 points. THREE.
They're trying. But it's funny how bleak the Canucks' situation is top to bottom
He leads Abbotsford with THREE 5v5 points. THREE.
They're trying. But it's funny how bleak the Canucks' situation is top to bottom
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Abbotsford #Canucks' leading scorer ranks 127th in the AHL by points. Ben Berard, who's gone pointless thru their last 3 games, has 7 over 12 GP (career best in the A)
He leads Abbotsford with THREE 5v5 points. THREE.
They're trying. But it's funny how bleak the Canucks' situation is top to bottom
He leads Abbotsford with THREE 5v5 points. THREE.
They're trying. But it's funny how bleak the Canucks' situation is top to bottom
Can't wait for a Plinkett-style review of Squid Game Season 3, regarding how S1 to S3 might be the biggest drop-off in writing quality in the history of television. Holy fuck, what capital-d Dogshit writing. Not even "Cody hates everything" hyperbole here. Like, legitimately embarassing stuff.
July 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Can't wait for a Plinkett-style review of Squid Game Season 3, regarding how S1 to S3 might be the biggest drop-off in writing quality in the history of television. Holy fuck, what capital-d Dogshit writing. Not even "Cody hates everything" hyperbole here. Like, legitimately embarassing stuff.
Every day, a new piece of grim news from the billionaire police state, USA.
Inching closer to a world where Peter Watkins' anxiety-inducing faux-documentary Punishment Park (1971) becomes the real deal.
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Inching closer to a world where Peter Watkins' anxiety-inducing faux-documentary Punishment Park (1971) becomes the real deal.
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Punishment. Park. 1971.1NF : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
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July 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Every day, a new piece of grim news from the billionaire police state, USA.
Inching closer to a world where Peter Watkins' anxiety-inducing faux-documentary Punishment Park (1971) becomes the real deal.
archive.org/details/puni...
Inching closer to a world where Peter Watkins' anxiety-inducing faux-documentary Punishment Park (1971) becomes the real deal.
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The Farmies: Bains and Karlsson tally four points each in Canucks’ 6-1 rout of Checkers in Game 3
The Farmies: Bains and Karlsson tally four points each in Canucks’ 6-1 rout of Checkers in Game 3
All it took was a hit from behind for the Abbotsford Canucks to rattle off five straight goals against one of the most dominant AHL teams of the 2024-25 Calder Cup Playoffs. There was legitimate reason to be concerned heading into Abbotsford’s first of a three-game home set against the Charlotte Checkers. Yes, the…
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June 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Kirill Kudryavtsev MIGHT be *that* guy in Abbotsford right now.
At 5v5, the Abbotsford #Canucks are up 12-2 in goals in his minutes! When the game is TIED, the Farm is up 7-2! Trailing by 1+ they're up 3-0!
Might be more noise than signal because "AHL do be like dat."
still! Promising trajectory
At 5v5, the Abbotsford #Canucks are up 12-2 in goals in his minutes! When the game is TIED, the Farm is up 7-2! Trailing by 1+ they're up 3-0!
Might be more noise than signal because "AHL do be like dat."
still! Promising trajectory
June 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Kirill Kudryavtsev MIGHT be *that* guy in Abbotsford right now.
At 5v5, the Abbotsford #Canucks are up 12-2 in goals in his minutes! When the game is TIED, the Farm is up 7-2! Trailing by 1+ they're up 3-0!
Might be more noise than signal because "AHL do be like dat."
still! Promising trajectory
At 5v5, the Abbotsford #Canucks are up 12-2 in goals in his minutes! When the game is TIED, the Farm is up 7-2! Trailing by 1+ they're up 3-0!
Might be more noise than signal because "AHL do be like dat."
still! Promising trajectory
The Canucks have (and will) always try to make a cheap buck. Selling 30 year old chairs, Ovechkin jerseys (???), cringe "team like that" merch (copying Canes' bunch of jerks meme-merch), fucking *used* player shoes, or turning every tangentially-related Canucks thing into a 50/50 raffle
and yet...
and yet...
As far as we can tell, Brandon Astle was hit with a chair by a fan…by no one will talk about it
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Did a Colorado fan throw a chair at an Abbotsford Canucks announcer? No one will talk about it
Was Abbotsford Canucks announcer Brandon Astle hit with a chair by a Colorado Eagles fan? We think so ...
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May 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Canucks have (and will) always try to make a cheap buck. Selling 30 year old chairs, Ovechkin jerseys (???), cringe "team like that" merch (copying Canes' bunch of jerks meme-merch), fucking *used* player shoes, or turning every tangentially-related Canucks thing into a 50/50 raffle
and yet...
and yet...
Good morning, #Canucks fans
A fundamentally historic victory for the farm team Friday night as they punch thru to the Pacific Division Finals for the first time ever.
The last time Vancouver's AHL affiliate went past the second round was back in 2015! 😵💫
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A fundamentally historic victory for the farm team Friday night as they punch thru to the Pacific Division Finals for the first time ever.
The last time Vancouver's AHL affiliate went past the second round was back in 2015! 😵💫
Click all the ads!
The Farmies: Arturs Silovs sends Abbotsford Canucks through to third round of Calder Playoffs with series-winning shutout
The Farmies: Arturs Silovs sends Abbotsford Canucks through to third round of Calder Playoffs with series-winning shutout
For the first time in franchise history, the Abbotsford Canucks are moving on to the Pacific Division Finals. It wasn’t pretty, but the banged-up Farm team got the job done. “It’s the playoffs. They’re all day-to-day,” said Abbotsford Canucks Head Coach Manny Maholtra ahead of their Game Four matchup with the Coachella Valley Firebirds. On Friday night,…
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May 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Good morning, #Canucks fans
A fundamentally historic victory for the farm team Friday night as they punch thru to the Pacific Division Finals for the first time ever.
The last time Vancouver's AHL affiliate went past the second round was back in 2015! 😵💫
Click all the ads!
A fundamentally historic victory for the farm team Friday night as they punch thru to the Pacific Division Finals for the first time ever.
The last time Vancouver's AHL affiliate went past the second round was back in 2015! 😵💫
Click all the ads!
My glorious return to the AHL! What a game! What a read (many are saying it)! You won't BELIEVE what I had to say about this team's performance! Plus a little reflexive stats deep dive because you know how I do.
Click all the ads, or I don't get paid!
Tell your friends!
Tell your enemies!
#Canucks
Click all the ads, or I don't get paid!
Tell your friends!
Tell your enemies!
#Canucks
The Farmies: Kirill Kudryavtsev scores first playoff goal in Abby Canucks’ Game Three win against Coachella Valley
The Farmies: Kirill Kudryavtsev scores first playoff goal in Abby Canucks’ Game Three win against Coachella Valley
Guess who’s back? Back again. Cody’s back. Tell your friends [to read this instalment of the Farmies and click all the ads]. It’s game three, and because the Baby Canucks split the first two games against the Coachella Valley Firebirds with Dave Hall at the Farmies’ helm, it made sense to split coverage of their…
canucksarmy.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My glorious return to the AHL! What a game! What a read (many are saying it)! You won't BELIEVE what I had to say about this team's performance! Plus a little reflexive stats deep dive because you know how I do.
Click all the ads, or I don't get paid!
Tell your friends!
Tell your enemies!
#Canucks
Click all the ads, or I don't get paid!
Tell your friends!
Tell your enemies!
#Canucks
Refs got in the way, so significantly in that third period. Singlehandedly disrupted possession for the Sens twice by getting in the way. Once in the dzone, leading to a glorious chance for Toronto, and the second in the final minute, hurting Sens' ability to move puck along the boards.
May 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Refs got in the way, so significantly in that third period. Singlehandedly disrupted possession for the Sens twice by getting in the way. Once in the dzone, leading to a glorious chance for Toronto, and the second in the final minute, hurting Sens' ability to move puck along the boards.
Adam Gaudette played 5:46 on the PK during the regular season. Sens were outscored 1-0 in those minutes.
In a do or die game 5, holding a 1 goal lead with in the box, Travis Green put him on the PK, where he picked off a pass, led a breakout, and set up the 2-0 dagger to extend the series
Rad shit
In a do or die game 5, holding a 1 goal lead with in the box, Travis Green put him on the PK, where he picked off a pass, led a breakout, and set up the 2-0 dagger to extend the series
Rad shit
April 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Adam Gaudette played 5:46 on the PK during the regular season. Sens were outscored 1-0 in those minutes.
In a do or die game 5, holding a 1 goal lead with in the box, Travis Green put him on the PK, where he picked off a pass, led a breakout, and set up the 2-0 dagger to extend the series
Rad shit
In a do or die game 5, holding a 1 goal lead with in the box, Travis Green put him on the PK, where he picked off a pass, led a breakout, and set up the 2-0 dagger to extend the series
Rad shit
Why would any NHL coach want their reputation attached to next season's results and how it will determine whether or not Hughes re-signs in Van? Tocchet's a smart guy, he knows this team is fucked with EP40-Chytil-???-??? down the middle and zero elite wingers. Getting out while he can is smart
April 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why would any NHL coach want their reputation attached to next season's results and how it will determine whether or not Hughes re-signs in Van? Tocchet's a smart guy, he knows this team is fucked with EP40-Chytil-???-??? down the middle and zero elite wingers. Getting out while he can is smart
You know what? Good for Tocchet. That's exactly what this organization deserves. When you treat as many people/players/STHs as poorly as the Canucks org have over the last decade, you absolutely deserve the one guy you went above and beyond for rug pulling you to say, "nah, cya!"
April 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You know what? Good for Tocchet. That's exactly what this organization deserves. When you treat as many people/players/STHs as poorly as the Canucks org have over the last decade, you absolutely deserve the one guy you went above and beyond for rug pulling you to say, "nah, cya!"
If you can't even win your riding, your party should be a DNF in the polls. The party picked you to win. And you couldn't even convince your riding, ipso fatso, you receive a DNF and your party doesn't get any seats at the table
April 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If you can't even win your riding, your party should be a DNF in the polls. The party picked you to win. And you couldn't even convince your riding, ipso fatso, you receive a DNF and your party doesn't get any seats at the table
Reposted by Cody Severtson
The Stanchies: Hughes ties Canucks defenceman scoring record in meaningless win over Sharks
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The Stanchies: Hughes ties Canucks defenceman scoring record in meaningless win over Sharks
If you've ever wanted the thrill of pre-season hockey with the hint of...
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April 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The Stanchies: Hughes ties Canucks defenceman scoring record in meaningless win over Sharks
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The #Canucks (through leaks to national media) LOATHED Pettersson leaning on his wrist injury last playoffs; even tasked Hughes and Miller with "toughening him up." A brilliant idea in hindsight (/s)
Reading into these Tocchet quotes extra hard, now that they're eliminated 😬
Reading into these Tocchet quotes extra hard, now that they're eliminated 😬
April 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The #Canucks (through leaks to national media) LOATHED Pettersson leaning on his wrist injury last playoffs; even tasked Hughes and Miller with "toughening him up." A brilliant idea in hindsight (/s)
Reading into these Tocchet quotes extra hard, now that they're eliminated 😬
Reading into these Tocchet quotes extra hard, now that they're eliminated 😬
Reposted by Cody Severtson
Dakota Joshua is the Vancouver chapter of the PHWA’s 2025 nominee for the Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy in recognition of his perseverance, sportsmanship and dedication to hockey.
When I explained the nomination to him, he needed 10 seconds to compose himself
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When I explained the nomination to him, he needed 10 seconds to compose himself
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Canucks: Dakota Joshua is the Vancouver Bill Masterton nominee
Joshua's season started with cancer, now his team is missing the playoffs. In between is a well of emotions.
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April 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dakota Joshua is the Vancouver chapter of the PHWA’s 2025 nominee for the Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy in recognition of his perseverance, sportsmanship and dedication to hockey.
When I explained the nomination to him, he needed 10 seconds to compose himself
theprovince.com/sports/hocke...
When I explained the nomination to him, he needed 10 seconds to compose himself
theprovince.com/sports/hocke...
White Lotus finale was ok
Nothing remarkable. Kinda dull. Not predictable per se, but you really knew where everything was heading mid way through the season.
Mad my "the monkeys get a hold of the gun" theory didn't come true.
Nothing remarkable. Kinda dull. Not predictable per se, but you really knew where everything was heading mid way through the season.
Mad my "the monkeys get a hold of the gun" theory didn't come true.
April 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
White Lotus finale was ok
Nothing remarkable. Kinda dull. Not predictable per se, but you really knew where everything was heading mid way through the season.
Mad my "the monkeys get a hold of the gun" theory didn't come true.
Nothing remarkable. Kinda dull. Not predictable per se, but you really knew where everything was heading mid way through the season.
Mad my "the monkeys get a hold of the gun" theory didn't come true.
"Jared McCann leads the Kraken with 52 points."
He would have an 6-point lead on the second-highest scoring player on the #Canucks (Boeser)
What an indictment on everyone on both teams, except Hughes lol
He would have an 6-point lead on the second-highest scoring player on the #Canucks (Boeser)
What an indictment on everyone on both teams, except Hughes lol
April 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Jared McCann leads the Kraken with 52 points."
He would have an 6-point lead on the second-highest scoring player on the #Canucks (Boeser)
What an indictment on everyone on both teams, except Hughes lol
He would have an 6-point lead on the second-highest scoring player on the #Canucks (Boeser)
What an indictment on everyone on both teams, except Hughes lol
Out of cheapness, I began slowly deleting my Twitter timeline piece by piece in my spare time starting a couple Fridays ago, instead of using a paid auto-delete service.
That cheapness disappeared when I got to January 2021, where I became the Canucks game clip guy. Upwards of 35 tweets/game. Woof.
That cheapness disappeared when I got to January 2021, where I became the Canucks game clip guy. Upwards of 35 tweets/game. Woof.
March 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Out of cheapness, I began slowly deleting my Twitter timeline piece by piece in my spare time starting a couple Fridays ago, instead of using a paid auto-delete service.
That cheapness disappeared when I got to January 2021, where I became the Canucks game clip guy. Upwards of 35 tweets/game. Woof.
That cheapness disappeared when I got to January 2021, where I became the Canucks game clip guy. Upwards of 35 tweets/game. Woof.
This run definitely feels wayyyy less fake than the typical #Canucks futile playoff push that sewered many a-draft positions over the past decade. Lotta dawg in this push being shown by the team's depth and d-core
March 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This run definitely feels wayyyy less fake than the typical #Canucks futile playoff push that sewered many a-draft positions over the past decade. Lotta dawg in this push being shown by the team's depth and d-core
Reposted by Cody Severtson
Since the trade deadline, #Canucks center Elias Pettersson is tied for fourth in the NHL with 10 points in 8 games. He has also thrown 16 hits, while his 14 blocked shots are the most by any forward since March 7. EP40 is stepping up at both ends of the ice.
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Since the trade deadline, #Canucks center Elias Pettersson is tied for fourth in the NHL with 10 points in 8 games. He has also thrown 16 hits, while his 14 blocked shots are the most by any forward since March 7. EP40 is stepping up at both ends of the ice.
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At what point does Global Affairs Canada issue a travel warning to Canadians heading to the US?
Because I think we're thoroughly at the point at which this is necessary.
Because I think we're thoroughly at the point at which this is necessary.
March 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
At what point does Global Affairs Canada issue a travel warning to Canadians heading to the US?
Because I think we're thoroughly at the point at which this is necessary.
Because I think we're thoroughly at the point at which this is necessary.