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nice to see you :3 any prns 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 19
pfp: @bernie173.bsky.social
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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old way: start > run > notepad.exe

new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
hey so we all know what wake up dead man is about right?
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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oh yeah that's the button that generates child porn. the owner implemented it so that it's easier to generate porn of children he doesn't like. if you ignore that it's a pretty chill website.
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Use Linux!
May 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
droopy enjoys multiplayer games with no playerbase from 25 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Grok is undressing literal children and people will still look you dead in the eye and say Bluesky is just as bad or even worse because it’s not as funny
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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good gender-nuetral entity
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 AM
hhhhh fuck it, "any pronouns" includes "it"
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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happy new year fags, let's make this year more uncomfortable for people who are disgusted by queer people
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Happy New Year from foggy Seattle!

From all of us at Steam, we hope you were able to close out the year on a high note - and here's to a great start to 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
happy new year to all the cool bluesky people :3 remember to be yourself always
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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Plushie feelings for Pel
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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DAY 728 - Two sides of a cat
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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my favorite meme for this time of the year
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL❤️💚❤️!!!

I got you this bigass video on standing up to greed and power and unfortunately I lost the gift receipt
youtu.be/CtzSHVh0mgw
they want you to stop.
YouTube video by Jacadamia
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Let’s simplify things with 68±1
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Call me a nerd, but yesterday, a federal judge in Pennsylvania cited my reporting in a ruling against the DOJ in a case challenging Trump-era actions targeting transgender people.

A reminder that this work really does matter.
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I like all the varied bounciness, Gim is slow and careless, Maris is clunky and heavy, and Mona is tensed and controlled
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM