Heading to Spain for a stag weekend and I’m really hoping that everyone fucks it on the first night so I can just have a chilled weekend by the pool 🥲
August 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Heading to Spain for a stag weekend and I’m really hoping that everyone fucks it on the first night so I can just have a chilled weekend by the pool 🥲
Watching Alien: Earth and Timothy Olyphant is aging like a fine wine 😮💨
August 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Watching Alien: Earth and Timothy Olyphant is aging like a fine wine 😮💨
Missing Twitter porn 🫨
August 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Missing Twitter porn 🫨
I start a new job tomorrow, and it’s stressing me out, because the dress code is “business casual,” which is so fucking vague 🫠
August 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I start a new job tomorrow, and it’s stressing me out, because the dress code is “business casual,” which is so fucking vague 🫠
Just got my prostate checked, it was nothing like those college boy physical videos
June 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Just got my prostate checked, it was nothing like those college boy physical videos
I hate the first few days after April Fools' Day, always having to check when companies made posts to see if they're genuine or not.
April 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I hate the first few days after April Fools' Day, always having to check when companies made posts to see if they're genuine or not.
I've been going to the gym for over a month now, and the free weights still give me the fear
March 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I've been going to the gym for over a month now, and the free weights still give me the fear
Flights and accommodation have been sorted for Hoopla; now I’ve just got 4 months to hit the gym 🙃
February 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Flights and accommodation have been sorted for Hoopla; now I’ve just got 4 months to hit the gym 🙃
I guess work isn’t happening tomorrow, what a shame 🥲
January 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I guess work isn’t happening tomorrow, what a shame 🥲
Going to miss my TikTok go-go boy
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Going to miss my TikTok go-go boy
Why does instagram look like that?
January 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Why does instagram look like that?
The sun was already rising when I left for work. Summer can’t come quick enough 🥲
January 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The sun was already rising when I left for work. Summer can’t come quick enough 🥲
I haven’t watched Love Island in years, but All Stars has pulled me back in. Wee Nas needs to find himself a nice girl 😭
January 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I haven’t watched Love Island in years, but All Stars has pulled me back in. Wee Nas needs to find himself a nice girl 😭
In need of a resurgence of guys wearing Spider-Man costumes
January 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In need of a resurgence of guys wearing Spider-Man costumes
I hate it when the queens do a lip sync for their talent show; just not for me
January 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hate it when the queens do a lip sync for their talent show; just not for me
Every pub I've been to in the last week has had the darts on. What is this pish?
January 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Every pub I've been to in the last week has had the darts on. What is this pish?
I've always been a fan of Survivor AU but struggled with the US version. I finally gave it another try starting with season 25, and I think I might be hooked
December 28, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I've always been a fan of Survivor AU but struggled with the US version. I finally gave it another try starting with season 25, and I think I might be hooked
Just a friendly reminder that the Fino Pitta from Nando’s is a thing
December 27, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Just a friendly reminder that the Fino Pitta from Nando’s is a thing
The Outnumbered Christmas special might be the best Christmas special this year. I've missed this show 🥺
December 26, 2024 at 10:46 PM
The Outnumbered Christmas special might be the best Christmas special this year. I've missed this show 🥺
The bf and I decided not to do Christmas this year - no presents or Christmas dinner - and went out for a Chinese instead. But now that we've seen everyone posting their Christmas dinners, we're hoping to get some leftovers from the shops tomorrow to make one then 😭
December 26, 2024 at 12:01 AM
The bf and I decided not to do Christmas this year - no presents or Christmas dinner - and went out for a Chinese instead. But now that we've seen everyone posting their Christmas dinners, we're hoping to get some leftovers from the shops tomorrow to make one then 😭
Binge-watched this show in one sitting. If you're into fun little romcoms, I’d 100% suggest giving it a try
December 21, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Binge-watched this show in one sitting. If you're into fun little romcoms, I’d 100% suggest giving it a try
OG Charmed
You’re on Mastermind. What is your specialised subject?
December 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
OG Charmed
If there's one thing my man is gonna do, it's borrow my clothes and get an oil stain on them
December 14, 2024 at 1:59 PM
If there's one thing my man is gonna do, it's borrow my clothes and get an oil stain on them