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accidentally shit diagonally
January 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
accidentally shit diagonally
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didn’t ask + don’t care + CURSE OF RA 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 𓀆𓀇
𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗
𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗
January 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
didn’t ask + don’t care + CURSE OF RA 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 𓀆𓀇
𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗
𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗
@horsedentist.bsky.social heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
February 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@horsedentist.bsky.social heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
just ate a pound of meat and cheese in bed
January 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
just ate a pound of meat and cheese in bed
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they want me to take mood stabilizers and produce spreadsheets but i want to take psychedelics and produce incomprehensible garbage
January 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
they want me to take mood stabilizers and produce spreadsheets but i want to take psychedelics and produce incomprehensible garbage
if i have a heart attack its cause i simply loved ground beef, cheese, and oil too hard
January 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
if i have a heart attack its cause i simply loved ground beef, cheese, and oil too hard
there is an absolutely carnal level of enjoyment to be gained from laying in the dark naked and eating a bowl of nothing but taco meat with cheese
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
there is an absolutely carnal level of enjoyment to be gained from laying in the dark naked and eating a bowl of nothing but taco meat with cheese
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X the everything Nazi App
January 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
X the everything Nazi App
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making her squishmallows go quadriplegic mode
January 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
making her squishmallows go quadriplegic mode
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My nipples are way too big
January 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My nipples are way too big
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Mic check is this thing on
January 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Mic check is this thing on
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Every single thing that everybody suddenly wants to do in Greenland - mine for minerals! use shipping lanes! set up bases! - can be done right now, while Greenland is part of Denmark. The discussion of "occupying" Greenland is just a pointless piece of aggression towards an ally.
January 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Every single thing that everybody suddenly wants to do in Greenland - mine for minerals! use shipping lanes! set up bases! - can be done right now, while Greenland is part of Denmark. The discussion of "occupying" Greenland is just a pointless piece of aggression towards an ally.
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I mistakenly grabbed a handful of edible gummies that I assumed were multivitamins and I believe i have about 10 minutes before I lose my mind 😟
January 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I mistakenly grabbed a handful of edible gummies that I assumed were multivitamins and I believe i have about 10 minutes before I lose my mind 😟
i wish they let you drink beer in bed
January 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i wish they let you drink beer in bed
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Trying to manifest my destiny into a Sonic for some fucking blue raspberry slushie and 75 cheesy tater tots
January 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Trying to manifest my destiny into a Sonic for some fucking blue raspberry slushie and 75 cheesy tater tots
TRUDEAU IS RESIGNING
a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it
ALT: a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
TRUDEAU IS RESIGNING
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Trudeau’s resignation marks the first time in 66 years that Fidel Castro’s family holds no top leadership positions
January 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Trudeau’s resignation marks the first time in 66 years that Fidel Castro’s family holds no top leadership positions
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Babes, come over. We are taking DXM and knocking all our teeth out with a screw driver
December 27, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Babes, come over. We are taking DXM and knocking all our teeth out with a screw driver
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My behemoth of a wife likes to watch me crank my meat. We call this special time together, wide-load pallet jack
January 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My behemoth of a wife likes to watch me crank my meat. We call this special time together, wide-load pallet jack
new yearly holiday: you shit in the litter box and the cats have to get it out.
January 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
new yearly holiday: you shit in the litter box and the cats have to get it out.
if i drop dead anytime soon its cause i bought a $20 dildo on temu
January 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
if i drop dead anytime soon its cause i bought a $20 dildo on temu
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Why would I pay $5K for an Ayahuasca Retreat when I can just use Goo Gone in a poorly ventilated area
January 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Why would I pay $5K for an Ayahuasca Retreat when I can just use Goo Gone in a poorly ventilated area
was very busy today. chewed all my fingernails off bit by bit and put them in a pile on my coffee table. adderall might be working too well
January 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
was very busy today. chewed all my fingernails off bit by bit and put them in a pile on my coffee table. adderall might be working too well