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· Sep 9
in honor of getting my rude label removed i would just like to say: cum cum cum
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hey. i like your septum piercing and dark souls tattoo. you look like you were really good at smash five years ago and have daddy issues. would you like to suck my dick in the bathroom ? it won't get hard but we can figure something out
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
hey. i like your septum piercing and dark souls tattoo. you look like you were really good at smash five years ago and have daddy issues. would you like to suck my dick in the bathroom ? it won't get hard but we can figure something out
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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“i’m AFAB nonbinary” “i’m AMAB nonbinary” i’m ASAP about to shoot myself
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“i’m AFAB nonbinary” “i’m AMAB nonbinary” i’m ASAP about to shoot myself
me in any meeting longer than 10 minutes
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
me in any meeting longer than 10 minutes
never asking anyone from work out again this is a nightmare and i feel terrible
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
never asking anyone from work out again this is a nightmare and i feel terrible
i fucked up gang. i really hate being autistic socially sometimes. could’ve had a good friend and now i just have an awkward situation
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i fucked up gang. i really hate being autistic socially sometimes. could’ve had a good friend and now i just have an awkward situation
do you think i can lobotomize myself with nothing but the power of my brain?
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
do you think i can lobotomize myself with nothing but the power of my brain?
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CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian.
ME: That’s right, Isaac.
CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women?
ME: I do both of those things yeah.
CHOTINER: That’s so cool.
ME: Thanks Isaac
ME: That’s right, Isaac.
CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women?
ME: I do both of those things yeah.
CHOTINER: That’s so cool.
ME: Thanks Isaac
September 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian.
ME: That’s right, Isaac.
CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women?
ME: I do both of those things yeah.
CHOTINER: That’s so cool.
ME: Thanks Isaac
ME: That’s right, Isaac.
CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women?
ME: I do both of those things yeah.
CHOTINER: That’s so cool.
ME: Thanks Isaac
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who is going to deep tissue massage my skull?
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
who is going to deep tissue massage my skull?
winco my baby winco my honey winco my employee owned gal
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
winco my baby winco my honey winco my employee owned gal
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just got the gay agenda for 2026. new zoning guidelines for bathhouses and the pre-alpha release of the sequel for t4t, working title "t5t"
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
just got the gay agenda for 2026. new zoning guidelines for bathhouses and the pre-alpha release of the sequel for t4t, working title "t5t"
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this is everything i wanted out of this insane situation
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
this is everything i wanted out of this insane situation
I hate being chill, casual and nonchalant it’s fucking lame. i want to be warm, earnest, and chalant
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I hate being chill, casual and nonchalant it’s fucking lame. i want to be warm, earnest, and chalant
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BREAKING: 30 more Starbucks locations are joining the strike.
Starbucks workers in 25 cities are jumping into the week-long strike.
Now @sbworkersunited.org members at 95 stores in 65 cities have walked off the job.
Starbucks workers in 25 cities are jumping into the week-long strike.
Now @sbworkersunited.org members at 95 stores in 65 cities have walked off the job.
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
BREAKING: 30 more Starbucks locations are joining the strike.
Starbucks workers in 25 cities are jumping into the week-long strike.
Now @sbworkersunited.org members at 95 stores in 65 cities have walked off the job.
Starbucks workers in 25 cities are jumping into the week-long strike.
Now @sbworkersunited.org members at 95 stores in 65 cities have walked off the job.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.