Call me Cloves
@cloves.bsky.social
Gen X trying to find relevance. I have a husband, 3 sons, and a best friend who lives too far away from me. Introvert who needs distance. No touching.
I bought a piece of salmon for my son, because I love him. And now he is cooking that salmon and I'm wondering if I misplaced my love.
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I bought a piece of salmon for my son, because I love him. And now he is cooking that salmon and I'm wondering if I misplaced my love.
We've reached the worried but not enough to take positive action phase of the dismal winter Ut is having. I received the following email.
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
We've reached the worried but not enough to take positive action phase of the dismal winter Ut is having. I received the following email.
Around the Monuments??? Better slow those cars around the tight corners. Hahahahahaha
I'm so glad that in the absence of exploding grocery prices, a falling dollar, domestic unrest & any pedophile scandals, that the president has found things to do with his time. /s
Celebrating American Greatness with American Motor Racing
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Around the Monuments??? Better slow those cars around the tight corners. Hahahahahaha
My English-Swedish-German ancestry is getting whiplash trying to decide which American faction to relate to lately.
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
My English-Swedish-German ancestry is getting whiplash trying to decide which American faction to relate to lately.
Its called an Army Surplus Store and every town in America has one. Gas masks are NOT hard to come by. Although I'm sure the demand is rising.
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Its called an Army Surplus Store and every town in America has one. Gas masks are NOT hard to come by. Although I'm sure the demand is rising.
A) does no one know where penguins are native?
B) do they not know The Penguin is a bumbling Gotham Villain?
B) do they not know The Penguin is a bumbling Gotham Villain?
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 AM
A) does no one know where penguins are native?
B) do they not know The Penguin is a bumbling Gotham Villain?
B) do they not know The Penguin is a bumbling Gotham Villain?
Isn't this man Catholic? How many buried babies is the catholic church responsible for?
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Isn't this man Catholic? How many buried babies is the catholic church responsible for?
But... they haven't done any of that.
Mike Johnson: "It is the strength of the American family again -- that's what we brought back. We measure our success on the number of lives we save and the lives we improve and uplift with common sense life-affirming policies."
January 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
But... they haven't done any of that.
Im still waiting for an Amber Alert type app that will send a loud alert as soon as it is verified.
Please tell me someone is working on that. We can call it Orange Drops.
Please tell me someone is working on that. We can call it Orange Drops.
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Im still waiting for an Amber Alert type app that will send a loud alert as soon as it is verified.
Please tell me someone is working on that. We can call it Orange Drops.
Please tell me someone is working on that. We can call it Orange Drops.
Truer words about his base were never spoken
"But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
"But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
Trump: "ICE is gonna be too rough with somebody. They're gonna make a mistake sometimes. I felt horribly when I was told the young woman had the tragedy. But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Truer words about his base were never spoken
"But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
"But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
I've already scuttled plans for a spring trip to Iceland because I'm so ashamed of what my govt is doing in the area.
90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I've already scuttled plans for a spring trip to Iceland because I'm so ashamed of what my govt is doing in the area.
Unfortunately for my GPA, math isn't subjective. There really is only the one way to calculate this.
Trump: We are bringing medicine down by many times -- and there are two ways of calculating, you could say 1000%, 2000%, or 90% or 80%. The Democrats want you to say 90 or 80, but there are two ways of calculating it
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Unfortunately for my GPA, math isn't subjective. There really is only the one way to calculate this.
I think he meant THE BOARD OF PIECE.
He'll take a little piece of Gaza, and a little piece of Venezuela, and a little piece of Greenland, and a little piece of Ukraine, and a little piece of...
He'll take a little piece of Gaza, and a little piece of Venezuela, and a little piece of Greenland, and a little piece of Ukraine, and a little piece of...
“It is my Great Honor to announce that THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed.”
January 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I think he meant THE BOARD OF PIECE.
He'll take a little piece of Gaza, and a little piece of Venezuela, and a little piece of Greenland, and a little piece of Ukraine, and a little piece of...
He'll take a little piece of Gaza, and a little piece of Venezuela, and a little piece of Greenland, and a little piece of Ukraine, and a little piece of...
Have they all been lobotomized???
The forced delusion in this administration is frightening.
The forced delusion in this administration is frightening.
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Have they all been lobotomized???
The forced delusion in this administration is frightening.
The forced delusion in this administration is frightening.
She did it. This isn't going to be the golden ticket she is hoping for.
And for her to call him "the heir of George Washington." She has no understanding of what she has just done. She opened the hell mouth.
And for her to call him "the heir of George Washington." She has no understanding of what she has just done. She opened the hell mouth.
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
She did it. This isn't going to be the golden ticket she is hoping for.
And for her to call him "the heir of George Washington." She has no understanding of what she has just done. She opened the hell mouth.
And for her to call him "the heir of George Washington." She has no understanding of what she has just done. She opened the hell mouth.
A piece of broccoli? How do you quantify that? A floret? More? Less? Is a piece of chicken a whole breast? A drumstick? A wing? Who eats just a corn tortilla? Am I supposed to wrap my meager rations in it and eat it like a burrito?
And the one other thing, is that a glass of water?
And the one other thing, is that a glass of water?
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
A piece of broccoli? How do you quantify that? A floret? More? Less? Is a piece of chicken a whole breast? A drumstick? A wing? Who eats just a corn tortilla? Am I supposed to wrap my meager rations in it and eat it like a burrito?
And the one other thing, is that a glass of water?
And the one other thing, is that a glass of water?
Who believes the Trump team arrived with good intentions?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Denmark, Greenland failed to win the Trump team over
Denmark, Greenland failed to win the Trump team over
The U.S. allies hoped meeting senior Trump officials would diffuse tensions and tough talk on Greenland. It didn’t.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Who believes the Trump team arrived with good intentions?
Anyone?
Anyone?
While tragic, being killed by a common criminal is not in the same league as being killed by your government.
That they won't admit the difference is so problematic.
That they won't admit the difference is so problematic.
Tricia McLaughlin on Renee Good: "I think if the individual was killed last week by an illegal alien, I don't think we would be seeing any protest."
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
While tragic, being killed by a common criminal is not in the same league as being killed by your government.
That they won't admit the difference is so problematic.
That they won't admit the difference is so problematic.
reading the replies to this post and now the glut of Mormon men in dentistry and the church's history with polygamy all makes more sense.
maybe relatedly, dental offices are an absolute hotbed of employment law violations. it's wild. you've got handsy dentists. you've got constant pregnancy discrimination because everyone who works there is a woman under 35.
can't tell you how many cases we've had against dental offices.
can't tell you how many cases we've had against dental offices.
total side note has anyone ever noticed that seemingly everyone who works in dentistry is like jaw-droppingly attractive? what the hell is up with that. my dentist looks like he could be an actor and all of the assistants look like models. what do they have in the fluoride???
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
reading the replies to this post and now the glut of Mormon men in dentistry and the church's history with polygamy all makes more sense.
Curtis gave an interview with KSL two daus ago that seems counter to how he just voted on Venezuela. What a useless man
www.ksl.com/article/5142...
www.ksl.com/article/5142...
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Curtis gave an interview with KSL two daus ago that seems counter to how he just voted on Venezuela. What a useless man
www.ksl.com/article/5142...
www.ksl.com/article/5142...
Im getting my flu shot today. Better late than flu.
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Im getting my flu shot today. Better late than flu.
Building the Dream Military is part of what brought the Soviet Union to it's knees. You can't spend ALL of your money on tanks and bombs (and embezellment) and keep you Union unionized.
I’m as hawkish as it comes, but a 1.5 trillion dollar military is bat crap cray cray.
Mush brains
Mush brains
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Building the Dream Military is part of what brought the Soviet Union to it's knees. You can't spend ALL of your money on tanks and bombs (and embezellment) and keep you Union unionized.
It sounds like imperialism is coming back to this hemisphere.
Rick Scott: "This is the start of changing Venezuela, then we're gonna fix Cuba, Nicaragua will get fixed, next year we'll get a new president in Colombia. Democracy is coming back to this hemisphere."
January 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
It sounds like imperialism is coming back to this hemisphere.