Call me Cloves
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Gen X trying to find relevance. I have a husband, 3 sons, and a best friend who lives too far away from me. Introvert who needs distance. No touching.
Chat is it good that attorneys have to parse the president's language and determine all that?
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Democrats to be executed: "Attorneys have to parse the language and determine all that."
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Chat is it good that attorneys have to parse the president's language and determine all that?
Gif that pops up when I type my name
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Gif that pops up when I type my name
This is an extremely Mormon coded joke, but it hits!
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is an extremely Mormon coded joke, but it hits!
This is the kind of stretch that leaves the slinky forever ruined...
News Analysis: Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi Arabia was briefly a global pariah after the killing of the Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi. But he has recently behaved more cautiously in the public eye, rebuilding his image as a deal-maker and influential investor.
Trump Meeting With Saudi Prince Showcased Prince’s Makeover, and America’s
Mohammed bin Salman was briefly a global pariah after the killing of a Saudi dissident. But he has rebuilt his image as a deal-maker and influential investor.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is the kind of stretch that leaves the slinky forever ruined...
If they have the money to give everyone enough to purchase their own insurance they have the money to pay for Medicare for all.
And if they don't have enough money to give everyone to purchase insurance, it's not a a good plan.
And if they don't have enough money to give everyone to purchase insurance, it's not a a good plan.
Dr Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If they have the money to give everyone enough to purchase their own insurance they have the money to pay for Medicare for all.
And if they don't have enough money to give everyone to purchase insurance, it's not a a good plan.
And if they don't have enough money to give everyone to purchase insurance, it's not a a good plan.
Was it Nazi gold? It's nazi gold, isn't it.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Was it Nazi gold? It's nazi gold, isn't it.
JD wants to be President mors than Trump wants to be president.
He checks the obits twice a day.
He checks the obits twice a day.
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
JD wants to be President mors than Trump wants to be president.
He checks the obits twice a day.
He checks the obits twice a day.
We know who WAS standing for lower Healthcare costs.
But they blew that up. Now we know no one is standing for lower Healthcare costs.
But they blew that up. Now we know no one is standing for lower Healthcare costs.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We know who WAS standing for lower Healthcare costs.
But they blew that up. Now we know no one is standing for lower Healthcare costs.
But they blew that up. Now we know no one is standing for lower Healthcare costs.
Amazing. Simply fucking amazing how the Democrats will, time after time, snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
We really are on our own. Our government doesn't care about the people. Only what's in it for them.
We really are on our own. Our government doesn't care about the people. Only what's in it for them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Amazing. Simply fucking amazing how the Democrats will, time after time, snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
We really are on our own. Our government doesn't care about the people. Only what's in it for them.
We really are on our own. Our government doesn't care about the people. Only what's in it for them.
He looks like the NAZI in Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail after he drinks from the wrong cup and then rapid ages, this is the moment right before he mummifies then turns to dust. Except w/o the long hair. I understand they shared certain...views
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He looks like the NAZI in Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail after he drinks from the wrong cup and then rapid ages, this is the moment right before he mummifies then turns to dust. Except w/o the long hair. I understand they shared certain...views
A real Patriot would have sex with the president until his heart gave out. She's the prime candidate for this, and yet...
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A real Patriot would have sex with the president until his heart gave out. She's the prime candidate for this, and yet...
I'll be honest. When I saw Nancy Pelosi was trending I expected a death notice more than a retirement announcement.
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'll be honest. When I saw Nancy Pelosi was trending I expected a death notice more than a retirement announcement.
Glitch
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Glitch
Well, at least this time he heard about what happened before the press brought it up.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Well, at least this time he heard about what happened before the press brought it up.
The party of small* government.
*Small = petty
*Small = petty
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The party of small* government.
*Small = petty
*Small = petty
We have a headless horseman in our neighborhood.
There are enough horses in town someone should be able to pull together the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse one year.
There are enough horses in town someone should be able to pull together the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse one year.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We have a headless horseman in our neighborhood.
There are enough horses in town someone should be able to pull together the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse one year.
There are enough horses in town someone should be able to pull together the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse one year.
Happy Children Are Darting Into The Road Tonight In Black Costumes So Drive Carefully to all who celebrate.
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy Children Are Darting Into The Road Tonight In Black Costumes So Drive Carefully to all who celebrate.
That's all shit candy types anyway, those packages are going to sit at the bottom of the bucket until thanksgiving and it's all finally thrown away.
Police are warning parents to carefully check their kids’ Halloween candy because some fake treats look like real candy but contain THC or hallucinogenic mushrooms. 🧵
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That's all shit candy types anyway, those packages are going to sit at the bottom of the bucket until thanksgiving and it's all finally thrown away.
I hope they suffer from mold like my family did in military housing. Maybe then something good will come out of this administration.
Bunkering down in military housing. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I hope they suffer from mold like my family did in military housing. Maybe then something good will come out of this administration.
Just like the Gypsy woman said!
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Just like the Gypsy woman said!
You heard them. Everyone with English heritage, back you go.
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You heard them. Everyone with English heritage, back you go.
My money is on Vascular Dementia. My mom had it. Every little stroke she had made it worse.
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My money is on Vascular Dementia. My mom had it. Every little stroke she had made it worse.
"I told him to take a steamy shower as that's all I can offer him right now"
"Can our kids come over and play? We need to catch up on organizing some things and they're getting real bored around here."
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"I told him to take a steamy shower as that's all I can offer him right now"
I dont have to secure it from the wind if I inflate it inside.
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I dont have to secure it from the wind if I inflate it inside.