Cliffhanger
@cliffydude.bsky.social
Why do we fall Master Bruce?
Because we are clumsy and overweight
#FPL #Arsenal #Data #Analytics #Mentoring #Consulting #Leftleaning #Comedy
Because we are clumsy and overweight
#FPL #Arsenal #Data #Analytics #Mentoring #Consulting #Leftleaning #Comedy
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Cliffhanger
@cliffydude.bsky.social
· Aug 15
a soccer player is throwing a ball in the air during a soccer game .
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Mark my words... we will be breaking our teams to accommodate Antonine Semenyo....
A player rising in performance, entering his best age, ready to take up centre stage...
He could be the first scorer of this season...
A player rising in performance, entering his best age, ready to take up centre stage...
He could be the first scorer of this season...
NewCastle were expecting an ambush instead they got Marmoushed
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
NewCastle were expecting an ambush instead they got Marmoushed
Dubravka CS. Gone in 9 mins
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Dubravka CS. Gone in 9 mins
Carrick has brought back Fergie time to Old Trafford..
What now? Mission haircut ?
What now? Mission haircut ?
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Carrick has brought back Fergie time to Old Trafford..
What now? Mission haircut ?
What now? Mission haircut ?
So its 2,2,1,1,1 and 2
With Mbeumo doing fuck all in a 3 goal match
With Mbeumo doing fuck all in a 3 goal match
Captain hauls of last 5 GWs
2,2,1,1 and now Haaland benched
Who should I pay in FPL towers money to get some points
2,2,1,1 and now Haaland benched
Who should I pay in FPL towers money to get some points
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
So its 2,2,1,1,1 and 2
With Mbeumo doing fuck all in a 3 goal match
With Mbeumo doing fuck all in a 3 goal match
4 goals scored. Played 90 mins.
Zero contributions.
2 Defcon points.
My guy... Gakpo
Zero contributions.
2 Defcon points.
My guy... Gakpo
a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up sign .
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February 1, 2026 at 9:56 AM
4 goals scored. Played 90 mins.
Zero contributions.
2 Defcon points.
My guy... Gakpo
Zero contributions.
2 Defcon points.
My guy... Gakpo
Where are the balls when you need two..
There is nothing that ever stops you from going nuclear, but yourself....
Tell me one good reason.. baby c'mon...
Tell me one good reason.. baby c'mon...
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Where are the balls when you need two..
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Heartbreak for the Lettuce FC
Rosenoir Vs Lettuce just got interesting
January 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Heartbreak for the Lettuce FC
I cannot help but think Adama Traore should be playing a different sport.. but cannot clearly say which..
Is just running with a ball by the feet a sport ?
Is just running with a ball by the feet a sport ?
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I cannot help but think Adama Traore should be playing a different sport.. but cannot clearly say which..
Is just running with a ball by the feet a sport ?
Is just running with a ball by the feet a sport ?
Rosenoir Vs Lettuce just got interesting
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Rosenoir Vs Lettuce just got interesting
Saka to the rescue
I need to manifest this week in week out because I always bench the wrong player and I need someone to take one for the team… 🤷🏻♂️
I need to manifest this week in week out because I always bench the wrong player and I need someone to take one for the team… 🤷🏻♂️
Benching Bowen instead of Haaland…
What could possibly go wrong??
What could possibly go wrong??
a man in a pirate hat is talking to another man with the words " what could possibly go wrong " above him
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January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Saka to the rescue
I need to manifest this week in week out because I always bench the wrong player and I need someone to take one for the team… 🤷🏻♂️
I need to manifest this week in week out because I always bench the wrong player and I need someone to take one for the team… 🤷🏻♂️
Benching Bowen instead of Haaland…
What could possibly go wrong??
What could possibly go wrong??
a man in a pirate hat is talking to another man with the words " what could possibly go wrong " above him
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January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Benching Bowen instead of Haaland…
What could possibly go wrong??
What could possibly go wrong??
There is nothing that ever stops you from going nuclear, but yourself....
Tell me one good reason.. baby c'mon...
Tell me one good reason.. baby c'mon...
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 PM
There is nothing that ever stops you from going nuclear, but yourself....
Tell me one good reason.. baby c'mon...
Tell me one good reason.. baby c'mon...
Joao Pedro for the next 5 GWs will outscore Haaland...
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Joao Pedro for the next 5 GWs will outscore Haaland...
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
Did you see how that troll Reece James got all 6 points yesterday ???
He is the ideal one to bring for the next 5 fixtures. And if you do that, he will be benched..
He is the ideal one to bring for the next 5 fixtures. And if you do that, he will be benched..
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Did you see how that troll Reece James got all 6 points yesterday ???
He is the ideal one to bring for the next 5 fixtures. And if you do that, he will be benched..
He is the ideal one to bring for the next 5 fixtures. And if you do that, he will be benched..
Well done.
But Carrick must also be bemoaning that, it can only go downhill from here..
Some success for him is well deserved
But Carrick must also be bemoaning that, it can only go downhill from here..
Some success for him is well deserved
I hope they soon find an abhorable, hateable smug prick as the manager of Manchester United.
Carrick is one of the nicest guys in that club..
#ManUnited
Carrick is one of the nicest guys in that club..
#ManUnited
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Well done.
But Carrick must also be bemoaning that, it can only go downhill from here..
Some success for him is well deserved
But Carrick must also be bemoaning that, it can only go downhill from here..
Some success for him is well deserved
People are protesting against ICE. Don’t fight the symptom, cure the disease…
These are all distractions. Focus the protest, energy and hatred on one individual. See him blow up his support system by himself. He give two fucks to what happens to ICE or any of his supporters
These are all distractions. Focus the protest, energy and hatred on one individual. See him blow up his support system by himself. He give two fucks to what happens to ICE or any of his supporters
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 AM
People are protesting against ICE. Don’t fight the symptom, cure the disease…
These are all distractions. Focus the protest, energy and hatred on one individual. See him blow up his support system by himself. He give two fucks to what happens to ICE or any of his supporters
These are all distractions. Focus the protest, energy and hatred on one individual. See him blow up his support system by himself. He give two fucks to what happens to ICE or any of his supporters
All the Arsenal fans who laughed at Liverpool yesterday...
its the same medicine..
its the same medicine..
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
All the Arsenal fans who laughed at Liverpool yesterday...
its the same medicine..
its the same medicine..
Make sure your bench decision are made with lots of thoughts and after thoughts....
Especially while chasing the upside.
Bye #FPL folks. See you next season.
Especially while chasing the upside.
Bye #FPL folks. See you next season.
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Make sure your bench decision are made with lots of thoughts and after thoughts....
Especially while chasing the upside.
Bye #FPL folks. See you next season.
Especially while chasing the upside.
Bye #FPL folks. See you next season.
Captain hauls of last 5 GWs
2,2,1,1 and now Haaland benched
Who should I pay in FPL towers money to get some points
2,2,1,1 and now Haaland benched
Who should I pay in FPL towers money to get some points
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Captain hauls of last 5 GWs
2,2,1,1 and now Haaland benched
Who should I pay in FPL towers money to get some points
2,2,1,1 and now Haaland benched
Who should I pay in FPL towers money to get some points
From the makers of “Do you know why Saka got benched” comes another blockbuster 💥…
January 24, 2026 at 2:20 PM
From the makers of “Do you know why Saka got benched” comes another blockbuster 💥…