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Why do we fall Master Bruce?

Because we are clumsy and overweight

#FPL #Arsenal #Data #Analytics #Mentoring #Consulting #Leftleaning #Comedy
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Mark my words... we will be breaking our teams to accommodate Antonine Semenyo....

A player rising in performance, entering his best age, ready to take up centre stage...

He could be the first scorer of this season...
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This international break is so long that apparently we will have GTA 6 released before it ends…

#FPL
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is this bad luck or skill issue ??!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In the future AI will replace everything that people do. They will read for you, watch movies and summarise for you, eat food for you and even reproduce for you without you ever doing the act..

We’ll all be bored out of life.

This will be a norm and International break will prepare us for it
#FPL
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November 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Semenyo as his name suggests is doing NNN

No Net November
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November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s absolutely useless playing without Haaland when the two weeks he didn’t haul your captain scored even less…

Biting the ego and bullet and bringing in Haaland after the international break…

If Haaland needs to be broken.. I’m gonna do it myself
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November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Somebody hacked into my #FPL team and made Reece James Captain...

Who in their right mind makes him captain..????

Saka was my bus team captain

The bus hitting me would have been less painful I suppose...
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
People dismissing Semenyo because he didn’t bang in a penalty..
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Joao Pedro back to back returns after he left my #FPL team…

#FreeJoao
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I've seen this before. Reece James will come on in the 84th min, to ruin my VC Saka haul....
Love to captain a player who is on the bench....

I think the season is out to get me..

I can't even get over dummy teams which have Watkins as captain
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Love to captain a player who is on the bench....

I think the season is out to get me..

I can't even get over dummy teams which have Watkins as captain
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Draw feels like a defeat....

These are the days we live for...!!!

#COYG
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Richarlison owners got rewarded…

Wait.. just him mom then ? Oh..
#FPL
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
From utter gob-less shite to medium shite… what a turn around fairy tale for Ruben Amorim and this United team..!!!!

#TOTMUN
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Brennan Crespo Johnson...

#offside #MUNTOT
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The exact kind of gaslighting I am talking about...
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Semenyo is all over the place today.. it’s almost bukkakeyo..

#MCIBOU
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November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
May be just my opinion…

Bernardo Silva is not even half as good as his brother David who was a real monster in the ManCity midfield …

#siblings #MCIBOU
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
People are selling Watkins in GW9.

I mean what gave away…??
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I refuse to celebrate anymore open play goals that we score..

Ffckkkking Setpiece supremacy..!!!!!!!!!!

Bring it on..!!!
#COYG
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Welbeck, Saka or Gakpo.

Whom should I captain and why ??
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There are two types of #FPL managers.

1. Those who regret selling Joao Pedro
2. Those who regret owning Joao Pedro

Sometimes they both are the same people
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Danny Welbeck.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.
#FPL #BHALEE
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Just carved out this pumpkins and they are literally the front three in my #FPL team
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
#FPL managers Christians

🤝

POPE
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM