Cliffhanger
@cliffydude.bsky.social
Why do we fall Master Bruce?
Because we are clumsy and overweight
#FPL #Arsenal #Data #Analytics #Mentoring #Consulting #Leftleaning #Comedy
Because we are clumsy and overweight
#FPL #Arsenal #Data #Analytics #Mentoring #Consulting #Leftleaning #Comedy
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is this bad luck or skill issue ??!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is this bad luck or skill issue ??!!
Somebody hacked into my #FPL team and made Reece James Captain...
Who in their right mind makes him captain..????
Saka was my bus team captain
The bus hitting me would have been less painful I suppose...
Who in their right mind makes him captain..????
Saka was my bus team captain
The bus hitting me would have been less painful I suppose...
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Somebody hacked into my #FPL team and made Reece James Captain...
Who in their right mind makes him captain..????
Saka was my bus team captain
The bus hitting me would have been less painful I suppose...
Who in their right mind makes him captain..????
Saka was my bus team captain
The bus hitting me would have been less painful I suppose...
Love to captain a player who is on the bench....
I think the season is out to get me..
I can't even get over dummy teams which have Watkins as captain
I think the season is out to get me..
I can't even get over dummy teams which have Watkins as captain
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Love to captain a player who is on the bench....
I think the season is out to get me..
I can't even get over dummy teams which have Watkins as captain
I think the season is out to get me..
I can't even get over dummy teams which have Watkins as captain
The exact kind of gaslighting I am talking about...
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The exact kind of gaslighting I am talking about...
There are two types of #FPL managers.
1. Those who regret selling Joao Pedro
2. Those who regret owning Joao Pedro
Sometimes they both are the same people
1. Those who regret selling Joao Pedro
2. Those who regret owning Joao Pedro
Sometimes they both are the same people
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
There are two types of #FPL managers.
1. Those who regret selling Joao Pedro
2. Those who regret owning Joao Pedro
Sometimes they both are the same people
1. Those who regret selling Joao Pedro
2. Those who regret owning Joao Pedro
Sometimes they both are the same people
Last GW for Phil Foden in my team.
Don't care if he scores assists does both or bonus or nothing....
You can't just sit in my team and gaslight me all the time.
I'll accept a brace as a parting gift. Thank you.
#FPL
Don't care if he scores assists does both or bonus or nothing....
You can't just sit in my team and gaslight me all the time.
I'll accept a brace as a parting gift. Thank you.
#FPL
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Last GW for Phil Foden in my team.
Don't care if he scores assists does both or bonus or nothing....
You can't just sit in my team and gaslight me all the time.
I'll accept a brace as a parting gift. Thank you.
#FPL
Don't care if he scores assists does both or bonus or nothing....
You can't just sit in my team and gaslight me all the time.
I'll accept a brace as a parting gift. Thank you.
#FPL
Total points sorted and you get
Haaland, Semenyo
Followed by 6 def and 1 GK
2 Midfielders and an array of non attackers
The next forward comes in 19th place - Igor Thiago
Striker should get additional points for Shots on goal- 1 every 2 shots. Or 6 points per goal on Open play..
Haaland, Semenyo
Followed by 6 def and 1 GK
2 Midfielders and an array of non attackers
The next forward comes in 19th place - Igor Thiago
Striker should get additional points for Shots on goal- 1 every 2 shots. Or 6 points per goal on Open play..
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Total points sorted and you get
Haaland, Semenyo
Followed by 6 def and 1 GK
2 Midfielders and an array of non attackers
The next forward comes in 19th place - Igor Thiago
Striker should get additional points for Shots on goal- 1 every 2 shots. Or 6 points per goal on Open play..
Haaland, Semenyo
Followed by 6 def and 1 GK
2 Midfielders and an array of non attackers
The next forward comes in 19th place - Igor Thiago
Striker should get additional points for Shots on goal- 1 every 2 shots. Or 6 points per goal on Open play..
It’s not about the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog… 😔
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s not about the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog… 😔
Avengers…….. Assemble !
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Avengers…….. Assemble !
I had just 5 players yesterday of which 2 didn’t turn up…
But this guy did and brightened my day..!!!!
But this guy did and brightened my day..!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I had just 5 players yesterday of which 2 didn’t turn up…
But this guy did and brightened my day..!!!!
But this guy did and brightened my day..!!!!
Forest defence is getting the manager bounce… Aina anyone ?
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Forest defence is getting the manager bounce… Aina anyone ?
Woltemade scored...
His dad would be proud...
He also played for Germany and Bremen...
His dad would be proud...
He also played for Germany and Bremen...
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Woltemade scored...
His dad would be proud...
He also played for Germany and Bremen...
His dad would be proud...
He also played for Germany and Bremen...
Nick Wolfenstien is in my team…
Let’s score a hattrick to celebrate eh..??
Let’s score a hattrick to celebrate eh..??
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Nick Wolfenstien is in my team…
Let’s score a hattrick to celebrate eh..??
Let’s score a hattrick to celebrate eh..??
Bruno and Richa can fck off...
When they are done fcking off into the Manchester sea or Atlantic they can fck off some more and this time in Portugese because thats what they understand..
Go score braces in GW8 you fcking fckeringtons...
When they are done fcking off into the Manchester sea or Atlantic they can fck off some more and this time in Portugese because thats what they understand..
Go score braces in GW8 you fcking fckeringtons...
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Bruno and Richa can fck off...
When they are done fcking off into the Manchester sea or Atlantic they can fck off some more and this time in Portugese because thats what they understand..
Go score braces in GW8 you fcking fckeringtons...
When they are done fcking off into the Manchester sea or Atlantic they can fck off some more and this time in Portugese because thats what they understand..
Go score braces in GW8 you fcking fckeringtons...
People who have held onto to Watkins until GW7 hoping for a sign that he will get a rub of green after his goal 3 days ago...
Here.. 💁♂️
Here.. 💁♂️
October 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
People who have held onto to Watkins until GW7 hoping for a sign that he will get a rub of green after his goal 3 days ago...
Here.. 💁♂️
Here.. 💁♂️
Fine captaincy choices make it a good international break.
After last week’s 18 for team 22 for bench we were this close to throwing the towel in🥹
Can’t take green for granted with this strategy
After last week’s 18 for team 22 for bench we were this close to throwing the towel in🥹
Can’t take green for granted with this strategy
October 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fine captaincy choices make it a good international break.
After last week’s 18 for team 22 for bench we were this close to throwing the towel in🥹
Can’t take green for granted with this strategy
After last week’s 18 for team 22 for bench we were this close to throwing the towel in🥹
Can’t take green for granted with this strategy
Tale of two Gameweeks - Charles dickhead
More or less same team
More or less same team
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Tale of two Gameweeks - Charles dickhead
More or less same team
More or less same team
Please… also check out my pinned tweet. The only thing I have gotten right this season
October 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Please… also check out my pinned tweet. The only thing I have gotten right this season
My humble submission for @fpldisasters.bsky.social in a week where I WC ed
September 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My humble submission for @fpldisasters.bsky.social in a week where I WC ed
Absolutely 22 on the bench
17 for the team..
This is colossal fcuk up
17 for the team..
This is colossal fcuk up
September 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Absolutely 22 on the bench
17 for the team..
This is colossal fcuk up
17 for the team..
This is colossal fcuk up
Phil in the blanks.
This one choice set me back from Haaland TC by 46 points. Think about that
This one choice set me back from Haaland TC by 46 points. Think about that
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Phil in the blanks.
This one choice set me back from Haaland TC by 46 points. Think about that
This one choice set me back from Haaland TC by 46 points. Think about that