clhwindsor
@clhwindsor.bsky.social
Writer. Corporate drop-out. Recovering academic.
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Be a problem money can’t solve.
We definitely need a Bond Boy, or a plot where Bond has to seduce the male villain in order to get information to stop the end of the world. He’d do anything for King and Country, wouldn’t he?
honestly i just want a camp Bond movie. can we get a Bond Boy or is that too far
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We definitely need a Bond Boy, or a plot where Bond has to seduce the male villain in order to get information to stop the end of the world. He’d do anything for King and Country, wouldn’t he?
Going to the laundromat is always utterly fascinating. There's always someone who will chat, you can tell them anything and you'll never see them again. A great place to test out characters.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Going to the laundromat is always utterly fascinating. There's always someone who will chat, you can tell them anything and you'll never see them again. A great place to test out characters.
Last week I tripped and fell at work. Spent the night in ER. Had my varifocal glasses broken in the fall. My boss thinks the £500milion in profit company probably won’t pay to replace my glasses.
a bunch of stuffed animals with their mouths open in front of a window
Alt: a bunch of stuffed animals with their mouths open in front of a window
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Last week I tripped and fell at work. Spent the night in ER. Had my varifocal glasses broken in the fall. My boss thinks the £500milion in profit company probably won’t pay to replace my glasses.
When all the workers have been laid off, who is going to be left to buy the CEO's shit? Let them dig their own grave.
Let's do some math.
Amazon:
Front-line warehouse workers earn ~$18–$20/hr.
CEO Andy Jassy earned roughly $40+ million last year.
UPS:
Loaders and unloaders earn ~$18–$22/hr.
The CEO’s compensation? Around $24 million.
Both companies have announced major workforce reductions.
Amazon:
Front-line warehouse workers earn ~$18–$20/hr.
CEO Andy Jassy earned roughly $40+ million last year.
UPS:
Loaders and unloaders earn ~$18–$22/hr.
The CEO’s compensation? Around $24 million.
Both companies have announced major workforce reductions.
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When all the workers have been laid off, who is going to be left to buy the CEO's shit? Let them dig their own grave.
Hang on, does Wes Streeting think ✨he's✨ one of the progressives he's celebrating?
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Hang on, does Wes Streeting think ✨he's✨ one of the progressives he's celebrating?
Legacy media, heck, even new media, will never tell you that The People might actually want democratic socialism.
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Legacy media, heck, even new media, will never tell you that The People might actually want democratic socialism.
Be a problem money can’t solve.
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Be a problem money can’t solve.
This is my girl. She is loved.
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is my girl. She is loved.
This USA is off to an incredible start today. Good things come in 3s. Let’s keep it going.
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This USA is off to an incredible start today. Good things come in 3s. Let’s keep it going.
This guy needs a wank and a Calippo.
It could change the world.
It could change the world.
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This guy needs a wank and a Calippo.
It could change the world.
It could change the world.
I know they’ll be butthurt by being called this, but ICE = Sturmabteilung, the Brown Shirts. Straight up Nazi shit.
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I know they’ll be butthurt by being called this, but ICE = Sturmabteilung, the Brown Shirts. Straight up Nazi shit.
I’ve never watched a baseball game in my life. But this makes me want to. #bluejays #captainclutch #mpp
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’ve never watched a baseball game in my life. But this makes me want to. #bluejays #captainclutch #mpp
I was in hospital overnight this week. Went in at 12am. Saw a nurse, then a junior doctor, and a senior doctor, got a CT scan of my head at 2am, parked overnight, stayed overnight for observation. I paid nothing at the point of service. I will fight tooth and nail for the #NHS.
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I was in hospital overnight this week. Went in at 12am. Saw a nurse, then a junior doctor, and a senior doctor, got a CT scan of my head at 2am, parked overnight, stayed overnight for observation. I paid nothing at the point of service. I will fight tooth and nail for the #NHS.
Please don’t delegate your cognitive abilities to a bad plagiarism machine.
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Please don’t delegate your cognitive abilities to a bad plagiarism machine.
Hey UK 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
One of the most important political messages on the internet.
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hey UK 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Why does the electronic transfer of money, that really only exists electronically as a change in a ledger, take 3-5 days to process? Why can’t AI solve that problem?
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why does the electronic transfer of money, that really only exists electronically as a change in a ledger, take 3-5 days to process? Why can’t AI solve that problem?
How do you mitigate your fascism and genocide induced spiral? I can feel myself teetering today.
October 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
How do you mitigate your fascism and genocide induced spiral? I can feel myself teetering today.
*Every* country should bring back conscription, but for restaurant jobs.
www.youtube.com/shorts/Q3cUJ...
www.youtube.com/shorts/Q3cUJ...
The United States should bring back the conscription, but for restaurant jobs!! #politics #nyc
YouTube video by SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
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October 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
*Every* country should bring back conscription, but for restaurant jobs.
www.youtube.com/shorts/Q3cUJ...
www.youtube.com/shorts/Q3cUJ...
The cat that moved in with me has learned words.
She knows her name.
She knows “pouchie”.
She knows “pretty girl” and she knows “I love you”.
This is my greatest achievement
She knows her name.
She knows “pouchie”.
She knows “pretty girl” and she knows “I love you”.
This is my greatest achievement
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The cat that moved in with me has learned words.
She knows her name.
She knows “pouchie”.
She knows “pretty girl” and she knows “I love you”.
This is my greatest achievement
She knows her name.
She knows “pouchie”.
She knows “pretty girl” and she knows “I love you”.
This is my greatest achievement
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You want a machine to make art for you? Why? You might as well ask a machine to eat for you, or fuck for you. Might as well walk into the ocean and let the machine live your life
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You want a machine to make art for you? Why? You might as well ask a machine to eat for you, or fuck for you. Might as well walk into the ocean and let the machine live your life
I cannot describe the frustration of the standoff that happens within me when my flavour of autism clashes with someone else's flavour of autism.
The mask comes back on and I just have to walk away.
The mask comes back on and I just have to walk away.
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I cannot describe the frustration of the standoff that happens within me when my flavour of autism clashes with someone else's flavour of autism.
The mask comes back on and I just have to walk away.
The mask comes back on and I just have to walk away.
Can I send a bill for my daily rate to AWS because of their outage? I'm missing work here.
October 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Can I send a bill for my daily rate to AWS because of their outage? I'm missing work here.
Reposted by clhwindsor
A tool built on the stolen labor of others will not liberate you as a worker.
A tool built on the stolen ideas of others will not liberate you as a thinker.
You are not using the tool; the tool is using you.
Stop it.
A tool built on the stolen ideas of others will not liberate you as a thinker.
You are not using the tool; the tool is using you.
Stop it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A tool built on the stolen labor of others will not liberate you as a worker.
A tool built on the stolen ideas of others will not liberate you as a thinker.
You are not using the tool; the tool is using you.
Stop it.
A tool built on the stolen ideas of others will not liberate you as a thinker.
You are not using the tool; the tool is using you.
Stop it.