It’s happening. It’s finally happening. I finally rallied the troops to agree that tonight is the night.

Tonight, we are going to watch the Muppet Christmas Carol

#SenatorMeowsChristmasMarathon

My prediction on futures for Larry Summers

33% he faces no consequences

33% he faces some consequences but remains on the less public board

33% he resigns in shame from everywhere after getting ousted from a few

The most shocking thing about the news of his death is that he was 84. I genuinely thought he was two millennia old demons, born and raised in the depths of hell, on earth in a suit doing a trench coat bit to bring suffering to all mankind.

Gov Bill Lee,

Send a single platoon of National Guardsmen to Memphis. Just one. A group of vehicle engineers. Send them to MATA to fix the fucking trolleys. If they bring the trolleys back to the streets of Memphis, they will leave heroes and you will never lose another election.

Thanks!
Memphian

It’s noon on Monday and the Hookah/Slushie bar on Main is blasting the KPop Demon Hunter soundtrack for all to hear. Vibes

Apropos of current events from a city in which I no longer live and a profession I no longer practice: you could endorse multiple candidates. You could say “hi, both of these candidates are good and you should pick one”. You are not an ally worth having if you constantly tell your allies to eat shit

Real Columbus OH energy in Memphis this morning.
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USA could consistently place in #Eurovision and increase our world standing by sending The Lonely Island guys or Weird Al, but we would do dumb shit like sending Morgan Wallen and using all of our votes for Israel. Probably for the best that we stay out…

An Estonian singing in Italian and doing a goofy dance about loving to drink espresso machiatos is the correct way to do #Eurovision

The fact that they believe $1k is enough incentive for literally anyone proves that these are truly the dumbest people alive

*me learning for like the 500th time that coffee and Cheetos are not a good flavor combo*
“Huh. Who would have guessed 🤷‍♂️”

Bad time to be publicly posting detailed data about the time and duration of you and your son’s erections…

Yeah, I like Holiday movies. Even the mediocre ones are great. I do not understand the Scrooge champions that watched all 69 but didn’t enjoy them all (even the exceptionally bad ones).

Except Larry the Cable Guy. Please please please no more…

My hot take each year for @senatormeow.bsky.social Christmas Challenge is that Love Actually is really enjoyable. Are there parts that aren’t good? Sure. Did every story age well? No. Does it make me cheer for love and the Christmas spirit? Yes

It’s good

FWIW I am the appropriate pace setter

People that finish within 24hrs of me: normal holiday movie lovers

People that finish after me: weaklings uncommitted to the process

People that finish before me: freaks that need to touch grass nobody needs to be watching this many movies that quickly

Power’s out and my single biggest concern is that it means I can’t make progress on @senatormeow.bsky.social Christmas marathon. Rough life